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ChubbyTeletubby
10-15-2007, 10:56 AM
Howdy, folks.

Well, I've once again found myself in a new town under an assumed alias (this time it's Baxter Sneezly). It's in the middle of nowhere, population - 19, if you include cats. 20 if you include minorities and Democrats.

Might be a minute before I'm connected to the "dork collective" via the internet. Right now I'm using the local library.

The librarian keeps giving me dirty looks. Maybe I should put away this bottle of Jack Daniels and stop fondling myself.

In all seriousness though would you believe I'm (mostly) sober? I've even taken up running.

Okay, peace out. Think of me when you're feeling randy.

apotheosis
10-15-2007, 11:24 AM
Chubby sober? I can't believe it. I guess I'll need to take over the position of forum drinker.

ChubbyTeletubby
10-15-2007, 11:36 AM
MOSTLY sober.

And I even tendered my resignation to the NRA.

donteatpoop
10-15-2007, 02:25 PM
Think of me when you're feeling randy.

Whose Randy?

Shabti
10-16-2007, 01:27 AM
Whose Randy?
I hope you're joking, DEP

TheKoolAidGuy
10-16-2007, 04:57 AM
Me too. Y'know, for Randy's sake...