ChubbyTeletubby
10-16-2007, 12:07 PM
Okay, folks. I need to get something off my chest here.
Now I know this isn't something new. I think the jury is out on the subject - the people native to the glorious realm of Britannia are not the most physically attractive people on the face of God's green earth...to put it mildly.
And most of it isn't their fault. When you get a bunch of white people cooped up in one small area, the genetics of said crackers begins to go awry. Take our own Appalachia region in America, for example.
Now, our friends across the pond probably don't realize just how hideously mutated they look. For one they're all pale as vampires and/or Michael Jackson. I mean, they only get what...3 days of sunshine a year?
Again, not their fault.
HOWEVER...and please, do correct me if I'm wrong...Isn't the UK one of the premier first world countries gracing our planet? I mean, don't they have a pretty decent standard of living as compared to the rest of the globe?
Why then, praytell, DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SUCH HORRENDOUS ORAL HYGENE?
Seriously!!! I was flipping through the 9,000 channels on dish network yesterday and happened upon quite a few programs with British people in them. It was really astonishing. Literally, a parade of freaks.
Have these people ever heard of braces!?!
I mean, let's forget the AIDS crisis in Africa and send all of our dentists across the pond in a gesture of goodwill.
To any of our British friends out there, here's some tips:
1. Please, quit procreating with each other. Find some Pakistani immigrants and do so with them. Or hell, start a campaign to lure Swedish people to your great land and mate with them. Hell, those people are beautiful. ANd I mean Hitler's master plan beautiful. And statuesque, too.
2. Brush your filthy God damn teeth.
Okay!? Too much to ask? If not for your sake, do it for ours. it pains me to even look upon you freaks.
Sorry. It had to be said.
Now I know this isn't something new. I think the jury is out on the subject - the people native to the glorious realm of Britannia are not the most physically attractive people on the face of God's green earth...to put it mildly.
And most of it isn't their fault. When you get a bunch of white people cooped up in one small area, the genetics of said crackers begins to go awry. Take our own Appalachia region in America, for example.
Now, our friends across the pond probably don't realize just how hideously mutated they look. For one they're all pale as vampires and/or Michael Jackson. I mean, they only get what...3 days of sunshine a year?
Again, not their fault.
HOWEVER...and please, do correct me if I'm wrong...Isn't the UK one of the premier first world countries gracing our planet? I mean, don't they have a pretty decent standard of living as compared to the rest of the globe?
Why then, praytell, DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SUCH HORRENDOUS ORAL HYGENE?
Seriously!!! I was flipping through the 9,000 channels on dish network yesterday and happened upon quite a few programs with British people in them. It was really astonishing. Literally, a parade of freaks.
Have these people ever heard of braces!?!
I mean, let's forget the AIDS crisis in Africa and send all of our dentists across the pond in a gesture of goodwill.
To any of our British friends out there, here's some tips:
1. Please, quit procreating with each other. Find some Pakistani immigrants and do so with them. Or hell, start a campaign to lure Swedish people to your great land and mate with them. Hell, those people are beautiful. ANd I mean Hitler's master plan beautiful. And statuesque, too.
2. Brush your filthy God damn teeth.
Okay!? Too much to ask? If not for your sake, do it for ours. it pains me to even look upon you freaks.
Sorry. It had to be said.