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donteatpoop
11-04-2007, 10:37 AM
Happy Birthday Shabti!
ChubbyTeletubby
11-04-2007, 10:41 AM
Ya I just noticed that, too.
donteatpoop
11-04-2007, 10:54 AM
Ya I just noticed that, too.

Is that the way they say "happy birthday" to people in Assholeville?
Vesnic
11-04-2007, 02:03 PM
Never mind the Poopman. He's just PMSing. Maybe his wife can give him some Pamprin or some Midol to fix that.

Happy Birthday, oh quiet one!
Leblanc4prez
11-04-2007, 04:28 PM
Leblanc and his group singing: What day is today? It's Shabti's Birthday.
What a day for a birthday, Lets all eat some cake!

Shippo's Solo: And you smell like one too!
ChubbyTeletubby
11-05-2007, 07:21 AM
lol.

Shabti knew it was implied. He's my homie.
apotheosis
11-05-2007, 08:46 AM
Mmm.... Happy Day that you came out of your mother's vagina (or got cut out of her abdomen, or were unsuccessfully aborted)!
End Master
11-05-2007, 08:58 AM
You forgot the ever popular Anti-Christ rectal birth.
apotheosis
11-05-2007, 02:14 PM
Mmmm, rectal births are delicious.

Do women who give rectal births have vaginal shits?
Vesnic
11-05-2007, 02:33 PM
I LOVE CREME DE MENTHE BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE MOUTHWASH AND I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NASTY BUT I SECRETLY LOVE MOUTHWASH!!
ChubbyTeletubby
11-05-2007, 08:39 PM
That's great, toots. I secretly care.
Shabti
11-06-2007, 02:48 PM
Thanks everyone!
donteatpoop
11-06-2007, 02:55 PM
Next year, when you're allowed to drink alcohol legally, what will be your drink of preference?
Vesnic
11-06-2007, 03:01 PM
CREME DE MENTHE!!

(Sorry, I had to)
ChubbyTeletubby
11-06-2007, 04:12 PM
Stop it. Stop it right now.
Leblanc4prez
11-07-2007, 06:50 PM
Shippo: I like hobo whiskey!
Shabti
11-08-2007, 05:46 PM
I like vodka and green tea Sobe :D
donteatpoop
11-08-2007, 06:05 PM
Vodka and Sobe Green Tea?

That's how you plan on impressing the people who buy you your "happy 21st" drinks? That's how you lead them to believe that you are a superior alchohol connoseaur?
Leblanc4prez
11-09-2007, 01:26 AM
Amos the wierd Prinny: Gotta drink sake dood!
Shabti
11-09-2007, 08:49 PM
As far as i know, i only like sangria and vodka
donteatpoop
11-10-2007, 09:16 AM
That's more like it.
ChubbyTeletubby
11-10-2007, 03:17 PM
Vodka & vodka is even better.
donteatpoop
11-10-2007, 03:29 PM
Oh yeah, especially when you put it on vodka.
Vesnic
11-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Personally I'd like a shot of some sort of cyanide compound. But it must be on the rocks.
Shabti
11-12-2007, 12:33 AM
i tried mountain dew and vodka and it just tasted like it was watered down flat dew
apotheosis
11-12-2007, 08:28 AM
Vodka and vodka use to be my favorite, but I have forbid myself from consuming that combination anymore so now I like vodka and sprite and lemonaid (1/3 of each).
donteatpoop
11-12-2007, 12:03 PM
I recommend Tequila and Squirt. I call it the poor mans margarita.
apotheosis
11-12-2007, 12:38 PM
I drank tequila once. I'm never doing it again. Ever.

It tasted like whiskey that had been stored in a cheap hookers ass for a couple years and then mixed with a bit of gasoline.
ChubbyTeletubby
11-12-2007, 09:40 PM
Ya. Try Patron or Cabo Wabo.

I can't do Cuervo. Good tequila I can do. You gotta do the lime and salt thing, even if you take it straight. Dab some salt on your hand, lick it, take the shot, and follow it with a lime wedge. Heaven. Well, I can do Cuervo if it's in margarita form.

It's the same with all liquor and beer. You get what you pay for.

Squirt is good with vodka too.
donteatpoop
11-12-2007, 09:51 PM
You listen to your uncle Chubby, now Shabti. He's a bit of an expert in this field.
ChubbyTeletubby
11-12-2007, 10:50 PM
You're damn straight. :(
Shabti
11-13-2007, 12:50 AM
far from it actually :D
Leblanc4prez
11-25-2007, 04:52 PM
Shippo: I can eat a banana :)