Habbo Presidental Election 2007

[Megamantn]

Today is the big day for Habbos all across the Nation. If you don't know what Habbo is or Have heard of Habbo but don't have one, That's OK. You can still vote.

Megamantn(me) - Communist Party(Originally ran as a Republican)

Foreign.Legion - Socialist Party

These Habbo users might not be running but they are still on the Ballot so you can vote for them

Uber-Cliffsta - Republican Party

Littlerock08 - Independent

If you don't know who to vote for, You don't have to vote.

[donteatpoop]

What if we don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

[apotheosis]

Is this that fucking habbo hut website? My little brother use to go on it and I convinced my mother to ban him from visiting the site because the entire thing was just pedophiles trying to cyber will little kids and get their personal information.

[Megamantn]

You don't have to vote if you don't want to.

[donteatpoop]

Vote on what, Megaman? What the hell is habba? Explain it as though someone were to ask you something like "What the hell is habba?" That way, maybe I'll understand what the shit you are talking about.

I'm trying to work with you here, I could use a little help.

[Locke]

Not only do I not not know what Habbo is, I have no idea who the candidates are and what they represent. Moreover, I do not care enough at present to find out. As such, I cannot ethically vote in your election. Perhaps if you want votes, you should go about acquiring them differently. Start by getting people interested in the community - enough at least to click on a hyperlink and visit the site in question. Don't tell them "If you don't know what's going on, just vote anyway;" that sort of ignorance is how we ended up with West Palm Beach.

[End Master]

Here’s the info on Hablow Hotel. Prepared to be bored.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habbo_Hotel

[Vesnic]

Ummm...habbo español?

So do the people over there call themselves hobgoblins? (bada ba BA)

I dunno, megman, if you still have literary pretensions, maybe you should join CYS or something. There are lots of other 9-year-olds over there who no doubt spend their time buying furnies, etc.

Furnies...sounds like...furries!

You perv.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Major sizzle points, Ves.

Habbo Espanol. Classic.

[donteatpoop]

It still don't get why he was unable to explain what the fuck this shit was in a couple of sentences.

[Locke]

Yes, Endmaster's innocuous little link has informed and inspired me just enough to vote in your election. You're a commie, so I can't vote for you. Socialism is a step away from communism, but they're all reds to me, and the only good red is a dead red... or something like that. Anyway, Foreign.Legion is out, too. The other two "might not be running" which worries me more than a little as I'm supposed to consider voting for them - but I'm feeling charitable, so consider (and subsequently discard) those candidates I will. Uber-Cliffsta has a rather dubious name that reminds me of 1337, and that's not a good start as his name and party affiliation is apparently all I have to go on. I don't want my president over in some 50r316n country 13371n6 it up with other "13373r5", kth4nx, and the Republican party has been somewhat disappointing of late anyway.

Littlerock08 has a name that shows he can at least spell, and is running as an independent. He's very promising compared to the other two - or was it three? I'm confused! It's West Palm Beach syndrome! Vote for Buchanan! Hold, on, hold on - I'm fighting it, don't worry... it's gone for now; no hanging chads. Whew. Anyway, he happens to have named himself after that town Bill Clinton is from, and that's never good, and "Independant" could easily mean he's just another commie in disguise, trying to infiltrate (and subsequently destroy) our great nation. Two of the other candidates were, after all, an astonishing fifty percent. I'm afraid all this is quite unacceptable. None of your candidates pass muster - so I'm throwing my hat into the ring! I vote for myself, as a write-in. (Your ballot lacks such a slot, sadly and somewhat undemocratically, and being a pinko soviet your election is crooked and your officials most likely corrupt anyway, but in the spirit of a grand old tradition you have in hand my opinion.) May the best man win! (as long as he's no commie)

[donteatpoop]

I'd also like to vote for Locke.

[End Master]

Yeah I was sort of wondering what the hell was up with all the Commies running too and as a patriotic American I cannot vote for Reds. It’s just not possible. Years of watching 80s action flicks in my youth taught me that Commies are just plain evil. Chuck Norris and Rambo would not lie to me.

Also as Ves pointed out, “Furnies” sounded way too close to Furries, and any relation to such loathesome creatures is 10 times worse than being a Commie. I’d sooner praise Joseph fuckin’ Stalin before I ever suffer the Furfag.

So I’m voting for Locke as well.

[apotheosis]

I'm telling you guys, Habbo is just a gathering place for pedophiles and little kids. It's the new NAMBLA but involves females to.

[Locke]

My campaign is aimed at abolishing Furnies, thank you very much. I'd also like to do something about the Communism that seems to be running rampant over there in Habbo; it's a problem that seems positively McCarthian in size. Accordingly, we'll need to institute a series of manadatory interrogations of all the users, and ban those with any Socialist leanings. And we need metal detectors for the hotel doors - also a police force and a standing army as I read somewhere that you guys have problems with the Mafia, too. Oh, and we'll need to make a human sacrifice once each month to the Moon Goddess to convince her not to flood the city; these can take the form of random player deaths and bannings of individual users.

Permanent Habbo-player Death (PHD) is a new concept I'd like to roll out. Real money, it seems, is involved in purchasing virtual Habbo assets, so why not take it a step further to protect those assets by instituting real-world punishments for Habbo crimes? I've already taken the liberty of having some empty warehouses near a UK wharf converted into holding cells and administrative offices. These will still smell faintly of fish and other less appetizing aromas, but they do make excellent processing centers for all the abductees - err, virtual criminals we'll be housing as inmates, and possibly executing later by means of concrete blocks tied to the legs over the open ocean, as per Habbo policy.

Other inmates will be shipped overseas for a period of indenture before reintroducing them to Habbo society: without Furnies the virtual credits will need to go somewhere, after all, so slavery to the highest-bidding loyal citizen seems the best way to reward those who trust in the law and keep it holy, punish those who don't, and keep our streets clean of Soviet spies from the Red Menace! I predict a new and enlightened age of prosperity and peace for the citizens of Habbonia.

[donteatpoop]

I checked it out Locke, and you are really pulling ahead in the polls.