The gigantic battle

[donteatpoop]

Please explain your answer. (you can vote for more than one, since it's possible that some of them will team up.)

[donteatpoop]

Personally, I think that Mr Magoo and Cap'n Crunch would team up and destroy the rest of these assholes.

[End Master]

Lol. What brought this on?

Okay first off...

Scooby is a coward and runs away at the first sign of trouble.

Mr. Magoo can't see worth shit and he's old. He gets wiped out pretty quickly.

Dopey is a moron and doesn't have his homies to back him up for this battle. He ends up killing himself accidently through idiocy.

The Trix Rabbit is a born loser, he can't even get his favorite cereal from some kids. He could come up with a plan, but would only have it foiled.

Next...

Goofy is clumsy, but his clumsiness usually hurts those around him as well.

Daffy Duck is another born loser, but he's got incredible tenacity and staying power. He could probably survive whatever Goofy threw at him.

Frankenberry is basically a golem, so he's certainly going to be strong and be able to take punishment, but he's a little bit sissyish so he might run away with Scooby. If he stays he can easily take out Goofy and Daffy.

Barney Rubble is a caveman so he's strong as well, and he's got to be tough on some level. He's tie with Frankenberry (assuming he doesn't run) but he's probably smarter than Frank since he managed to at least snag Betty who's way out of his league.

Which then leaves...

Now Richie Rich being a spoiled rich kid probably isn't the best fighter, but he's got a shitload of money to help him out. If we're talking about a straight up fight he's going to lose (Probably before Goofy), but if he's using his money to buy the latest in high tech military body armor and weaponry he's beating everyone.

Cap'n Crunch is either part of the Royal Navy and would have had military training and also means despite his advanced age he could easily out think all of his opponents and definitely has access to military ordinance OR he's a pirate, which means he automatically wins no matter what since nobody here is a ninja.

[donteatpoop]

Cap'n Crunch is either part of the Royal Navy and would have had military training and also means despite his advanced age he could easily out think all of his opponents and definitely has access to military ordinance OR he's a pirate, which means he automatically wins no matter what since nobody here is a ninja.

I agree with Cap'n Crunch, but I think you're seriously underestimating Mr Magoo's supreme luck. When Barney Rubble swings at him with his caveman club, Mr Magoo will likely drop his glasses and avoid the swing and inadvertantly end up somehow killing Rubble (likely still looking for his glasses). Magoo has good fortune, and I think that will go a long way in this battle. Besides, I think he's Cap'n Crunch's cousin, and I don't think the Cap'n would let him just get clobbered.

I mean, look at their facial features:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/1322466333_bc037b8266.jpg http://www.misfittoys.net/gallery/magoo/ringle2.jpg
The bags under the eyes, the white hair, the large bulbous noses...
Their voices have similarities as well.

[Vesnic]

I think you are both severely underestimating Daffy Duck.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5862/daffypl4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He is a fucking insane son of a bitch ready to try anything and everything that his opponents wouldn't even dream of. He's also good at evading attacks, given his awesome head-to-feet-to-head Daffy Bounce. Plus, he's been shot, blown up, crushed, and otherwise mutilated countless times, yet always comes back for more. It's Daffy or bust!

[donteatpoop]

I think you are both severely underestimating Daffy Duck.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5862/daffypl4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He is a fucking insane son of a bitch ready to try anything and everything that his opponents wouldn't even dream of. He's also good at evading attacks, given his awesome head-to-feat-to-head Daffy Bounce. Plus, he's been shot, blown up, crushed, and otherwise mutilated countless times, yet always comes back for more. It's Daffy or bust!

But he's a duck. The Cap'n and Magoo would cook the bastard up and eat him. What's he going to do? Reform after they shit him out? I doubt it. He's a dead duck, I am sure.

[Vesnic]

They'd have to catch him first! The Cap'n and Magoo are just two more old farts for Daffy to amuse himself with, just like Elmer Fudd.

Plus, it's never been proven that Daffy is not a ninja. He is, after all, dressed in black and has a way of appearing in places unexpectedly.

[donteatpoop]

You make some solid points, Ves; and you've certainly presented your case well. I think the one thing that you are overlooking, however, is that there are two people in my scenario versus your one. And of course, there are the others to deal with; including one rabbit (and you know how well he fares versus hares).

[End Master]

Well if we’re talking “old school” Daffy before Bugs Bunny stole the lime light then Daffy might be more dangerous since he actually “won” every now and then and he was 10 times more insane.

However Daffy AFTER Bugs (Which is the Daffy more familiar with folks) became a ball of bitterness and jealousy that was usually was losing all the time. Even when paired up with Porky, he still usually lost by the end of the cartoon after putting poor Porky through hell.

[Vesnic]

Daffy messaged me to say that he has now undergone extensive counseling as well as a brief stay in a psychiatric ward at an undisclosed location. He is on helpful meds and has finally gained control of his demons. He has announced that he will indeed be partnering up with another animated friend of his who may or may not be on the list. More to come later!

He had this to say to everyone:

Woo HOO Woo HOO Woo HOO!!

[Dragavan]

Have you guys actually read Ri¢hie Ri¢h: The Poor Little Rich Boy comics? He has Mecha, an entire arsenal, and tons of military at his disposal. If he has ANY access to his "toys" he would win without even needing to get directly involved at all.

If he doesn't have access to this stuff that really makes his character his character, than others shouldn't have access to the their schticks either. Magoo can't be lucky and avoid things though it, Barney can't have a club or dino-based technology, Daffy can't be nuts or pull out oddball items out of nowhere, Scooby couldn't have Scooby snacks to make him do brave things, and so on. It would make having them all in the battle rather useless, since the point is to have these characters being themselves.

[donteatpoop]

Have you guys actually read Ri¢hie Ri¢h: The Poor Little Rich Boy comics? He has Mecha, an entire arsenal, and tons of military at his disposal. If he has ANY access to his "toys" he would win without even needing to get directly involved at all.

If he doesn't have access to this stuff that really makes his character his character, than others shouldn't have access to the their schticks either. Magoo can't be lucky and avoid things though it, Barney can't have a club or dino-based technology, Daffy can't be nuts or pull out oddball items out of nowhere, Scooby couldn't have Scooby snacks to make him do brave things, and so on. It would make having them all in the battle rather useless, since the point is to have these characters being themselves.

I think you are overlooking one detail. Richie is a child, and FrankenBerry is clearly a pedophile. FrankenBerry would stick his pink stitched-on penis up that rich kids ass until gold dollars spewed from his mouth.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Money is all that matters.

Ever. When it comes to anything. It's basic survival of the fittest. It's like bacteria fighting each other on a petri dish. Nothing matters but greed - it's instinctive. I seem to view it as negative, when in fact it is the only thing that matters in life. Self-preservation. Money. Money. Money. It's all that matters. It's power, it's everything. And it's horribly flawed - although it's the only thing that spurs human growth and intuition. What a wonderful species we are.

I find myself becoming more of a commie fuck everyday - although I know socialism is just as horribly flawed as anything else. Even with my own family. They don't value anything I do, or say. They don't value my own personal growth. It all comes down to, "How much do you earn a year?". Is this what inspires personal growth? Is this what we are? Because what it all boils down to is that we are no better than the rest of the primates. We're animals.

There are people dying, starving, massacring each other. Over what? Money. Distribution of "wealth". There is more than enough to go around. But let's just squander it, shall we? God Bless fucking America. Go buy your fucking GMC Yukon Denali that you can't even fucking afford. Let's just rape everything!

I am horribly depressed. Always. Nothing will ever change that. If you AREN'T depressed, all I have to say is - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? This whole human saga is so tragic. So meaningless. So dirty and deplorable. We live such short, tragic lives. This planet, our history. Why do you people even reproduce?

This is why I voted for Richie Rich - and Richie alone.

That being said, Daffy Duck is the next best thing. And in the immortal words of this noble fowl, "Of course you know, this means war!"

Wow. Got a little carried away there, huh? *takes another swig of his poison*

I long for death like a junkie longs for his next hit.

[donteatpoop]

I'd also like to argue that if Richie showed up with all his gadgets and shit, the rest of the guys would team up to elimenate him; except for maybe FrankenBerry who would be trying to get into his pants.

[End Master]

I think you’re going by the “Alpha Wolf” version of Frankenstein there DEP. Although there WAS an amusing situation with early versions of Frankenberry cereal. The original dye in the cereal didn't break down in the digestive system, so it made all the kids' crap pink colored!

Anyway like I said with his money and stuff, Richie automatically wins. I would've voted for him too, but I’d already voted for just the Captain before reading that DEP said you could vote for more than one person. (With his ninja editing)

[donteatpoop]

No, clearly FrankenBerry was gay. Look at his picture on the box next time you go to the store, you'll see. The fact that he targets children is clear in his cereal including marshmallows and free toys.

[apotheosis]

All the choices sucked ass in my opinion. Terrible line up.


BUT

If I had to pick, I'd go with Frankenberry. He could just give everyone else super aids with his giant penis of necrotic tissue.