Size of a dorm room.

[xnull]

They aren't nearly large enough. Not that they aren't reasonable size rooms for living accommodations. It's just right now I have 9 people in this small room trying to see the lowest score they can get in Rockband vocal tracks. That means screaming high pitched noises at 12:25 AM.

Everyone laughs every time a guy's voice squeaks. They need to make the rooms at least 4.5 times as large with noise-absorbing walls so I don't have to be as near these people.

I know you can't get an STD from sitting on a toilet seat, but can you become immature and uncreative and boring from being in the same room as people like this for extended periods of time?

[apotheosis]

You can prevent transmission if you continually insult them and explain to them why they are pathetic excuses for human beings.

I love having a single, even if it is the size of a closet.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You can actually get crabs from a toilet seat.

[xnull]

Great news guys... or bad news. I record some of their "music".
I'll have links up as soon as I edit and export the sound.
I might include a track of quibbling.

[apotheosis]

You should invite cool people into your dorm room to chill. And by cool people I mean homeless vagrants, cultists, Fred Phelps Supporters, mentally unstable veterans, wild animals, and of course, lots of hookers. They will offset the lame people.

[Vesnic]

Speaking of mentally unstable veterans, I just had an extended cab ride with one last night. Right off the bat, he started talking about all the crack dealers who end up in his car, and who's been "pumped full of lead", and what Velvet the Dealer has been doing ever since he got shot in the chest four times. Then there was the retarded heroin dealer named Ernie, except that was just some stupid name for a Porto Rickin' named Jorge or something. Well, Ernie was too stupid to know what kind of ammo to put into a 9mm. Stupid asshole didn't understand the difference between American-made and metric guns. I mean, there's a reason why there's a WHOLE SHELF of bullets to choose from. Stupid asshole. That was nothing, though, compared to the time I had to give a guy a trache with an empty pen capsule. Jammed it right in there! Oh, you know CPR too, huh? Well then I don't have to tell you that you just gotta hang 'em upside down by their feet after slashing their throat good to drain all the blood good and proper. It's wig city out there! Enjoy the cello concert!

[apotheosis]

That sounds amazing. This girl on my floor's boyfriend came up, and his cab driver had his girlfriend in the car and the busted out a couple of joints and made him light up with them (as the cabby was driving)

[Vesnic]

Hahaha. Unfortunately, my cabby didn't have any joints with him...claimed the stuff makes him really sick. His brother grows the stuff, though. Has three kids with abnormally large heads, though in the end they turned out relatively normal compared to him, the younger ones especially. It's hard to keep new cabbies employed when they have to go through all those random drug screenings...particularly for pot. That's nothing compared to the old days, though. See my knee is all busted up? Got that from a skydiving accident when I was 17, totally trashed. I made out better than my cousin. He landed in barbed wire while I just hit a fence. What'd it take? A shitload of plastic surgery, that's what it took! Then there's my other cousin who married a Jew because he thought her parents had money. They bought some beat-up old Caddy for five dollars. He thought they got it for a million. Fuckin' dumbass. Drove a hot sports car, took his buddy for a fucked up spin one night, made himself part of a bridge at 150 mph. He ain't around no more. Live fast. Die hard. Then there's my other cousin who got his pilot's license suspended. Was he flying drunk? No, but the kids he let jump out of his airplane were. Just like me and my brother back in the day. Not that he was completely sober though...

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I always tip cabbies too much. And bartenders. I feel like a cheapskate if I don't. It's pathetic.

[thoric]

I always tip the delivery guy from the restaurant too much. Especially if it's cold or raining. I feel miserly otherwise. My mother has a cold heart though, she seldom even tips them.

[Vesnic]

It's easy to get tips. All you have to do is show a little leg. Or a little cleavage. I mean, uh, yeah I believe in tipping! I gave Agent Orange 20% both ways. He was slightly more entertaining than the concert.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

My parents were ALWAYS miserly. I mean, like, Larry David miserly.

There's no excuse. Still, I tip way too generously. And I'm not a rich man by any means. You find the rich guys are the biggest misers of all of us. THAT'S HOW THEY GOT RICH!

I mean, I bought a pair of shoes yesterday I KNOW I didn't want, didn't fit me right, and I still bought them!

What the Hell is wrong with me!? I hate shoe shopping. And God what a nightmare the mall was. People are like a bunch of mindless cattle this time of year.

[Vesnic]

Is there any time when people aren't a mindless bunch of cattle?

I don't have money to spill out of my ears either, but I figure tips are usually necessary to make up for a completely shitty hourly rage.

The real point of this post actually was for me to tell Chubby, enjoy your football game, but you know as well as I do that the Patriots will eventually crush you.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know comments like that only hurt me emotionally and further fan the fires of mutual resentment that's been steadily growing between us, Ves.

[Vesnic]

What happened to us, Chubby? We started out so well. Where has the love gone? All you need is love, you know. And circles around a campfire singing Kumbaya.

Let me make up for all this bad energy by saying a special meditation for you.

May you be safe. May you not get shot up or lethally overdosed. May you avoid stupid drivers on the road and the trampling herds of cattle in the mall.

May you have physical happiness. Get laid often, and not just by the same old crackwhores. May you be physically robust.

May you have mental happiness. May a sense of equanimity inhabit all that you do. May you stay inspired to write and create.

May you live with ease.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

That means a lot, Ves. Especially coming from a New England fan.

Thank you. In all seriousness. And uh. Ya. Right back at ya.

[xnull]

http://www.freewebs.com/binary_sphere/Rockband%20is%20not%20musical%20intro.m4a

Not the worst song, but the first song I recorded. Listen to the whole thing. Now imagine listening to it from 9:00 PM to 4:30 AM.

I'm thinking of making an entire album of this and hoping to make a William Hung living off of it.

[xnull]

Fuck, thieves stole my idea.

http://www.gamesradar.com/us/xbox360/game/features/article.jsp?releaseId=20070402141524140047&articleId=200712149452272019&sectionId=1003