Helluva night, the last...

[thoric]

So yeah, I had a date last night. At the proverbial last minute she cancelled, she had some 'stuff' to do apparently. Dammit I almost got laid.

Instead, I got mugged. Yeah, robbed, beaten up and stranded forty miles from home in the middle of the night. I didn't have much money so they beat me up a tad more than they would usually. Anyway, I managed to hitchhike my way back home. Got home at 4 in the morning. Horrible, horrible night.

[Vesnic]

Jesus H. Christmas! Are you all right, thoric? That's some pretty intense stuff. I don't think any of the other weenies around here are cool enough to get beat up. Were you bleeding? Did the blood sparkle a dazzling shade of crimson in the moonlight?

[thoric]

I was bleeding yes. At more than one place. I dunno about the sparkle thing though, my attention was elsewhere...

[xnull]

That's really, really awesome thoric. Glad you are okay so you can tell the story. That's so exciting.

How many were there? Do you hate black people now?

If you tell this story to the girl you are garunteed a mercy fuck. Take pictures while the marks are still fresh.

[apotheosis]

That's really, really awesome thoric. Glad you are okay so you can tell the story. That's so exciting.

How many were there? Do you hate black people now?

If you tell this story to the girl you are garunteed a mercy fuck. Take pictures while the marks are still fresh.

When did he ever mention that they were black?





Anyway, sorry to hear about that streak of bad luck. At least you can use it as evidence against any sort of transcendental force with your best interests in mind.

[End Master]

Thoric lives in India, I'm pretty sure most people there are varying shades of brown as far as skin complexion goes.

Anyway, worst part of the story is that you didn't get laid. The mugging probably would've been more tolerable if you'd managed to at least get lucky.

Don't give up though.

[donteatpoop]

I think xnull makes a solid point. Let that chick know about the mugging, imply that it's all her fault, you should definately get some puntang out of the deal. (next time carry a Mr T ("http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=860) in your pocket. People won't mess with you if they think you have Mr. T with you.)

Glad you're okay.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Sorry about that man.

[xnull]

I had a friend who was muggled for $5.00. He called me on his phone and asked me to come. I ran my ass off but didn't make it in time.

I had a rifle pointed at me as a kid. I liked them then, though, so that's cool.

[thoric]

I don't intend to lose my virginity in sympathy sex. And it hurts too much, can't even wank without pain erupting all over...

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Oh God spare me Thoric. Take whatever you can get.

Really though, sorry about that! Hope your wounds heal nicely.

[thoric]

They're healing nicely alright. The swelling on my face is almost gone and Im now able to slightly open my right eye. Today is my first post-mugging day out.