The 99 cent 64 Ounce Fountain Soda

[apotheosis]

I was at On the Run, and they had behemoth fountain drinks for only 99 cents. 64 ounces in fact, that's 8 cups... or 4 pints.... or 2 quarts.... or half a gallon. So next thing I know I'm walking out with 64 ounces of doctor pepper. I don't even really like soda. What the hell am I doing with this thing? I have this massive cup sitting gin front of me... a good 18 inches tall easy.... and I have no intention of drinking it. It just seemed like such a bargain.... even though it probably cost five cents to produce... I have no self control. I see the big number, and then my "disease" as Ves calls it kicks in and I have to obtain the largest of the numbers... especially if it is for a small price. Though... they do have three liter bottles of soda at the dollar tree. What am I even thinking? I don't like soda. I need some help. Therapy or something... or maybe something to occupy my time... hell... I don't know what I need. It's quite late right now... and I am about to go dump this soda down the drain because I certainly don't want to drink it.

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[Usoki]

That is one hell of an STD. Do you seriously have some sort of numerical compulsion?

[apotheosis]

....where have you been for the past year?

EDIT: Random thought... whatever happened to Leblanc? I always liked his insanity thrown into the mix to keep everything from ever being serious or.... anything really... sorta keep us in our group state of lunacy.

[Usoki]

I COINED the phrase STD for your condition. Geez. I'm just wondering if you seriously have one, not just jokingly. But I'm in a bemused, odd, and sleepy state of mind right now, so I'm taking things more seriously than I should. I also have weird phrasing right now.

[End Master]

I know he appeared as Ling Ling on the old forum before, but I thought Leblanc hung out on your site now.

[apotheosis]

He hasn't shown up at mine for months....

Perhaps he is on a backpacking trip through eastern Europe with a few of his friends looking to satiate his hedonistic hunger and getting tortured to death in a hostel in the process... maybe Chubby has joined him... or is the one running the Hostel.