Personal Pictures (Hear me out, now...)

[MichaelRayHolt]

Nothing to see here...

[thoric]

Eh, if I can put it on Facebook, why not here?

I cannot make any promises about more pictures.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Um....

uh uh. No can do.

That being said, Thoric is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY! SSSsssssizzling! HOT!

[thoric]

I know I'm sexy. The ladies are just in denial. And I want to grow my ahir long but my parents want me to look 'decent and civilised'. Pfft. I have even shorter hair now. It's all crazy and spiky, makes me look like a punkster reject. *shudders*

[ChubbyTeletubby]

FINE!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/ChubbyT/pic3.jpg

That's me getting some action.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/ChubbyT/pic2.jpg

Me and my crew. represent. What? Uh. Ya. What I thought. L-ville's finest. We shinin' nig.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/ChubbyT/pic1.jpg

Me lookin' sexy and doin what I do you know I do. Its all crispy clean up in this bitch I be poppin my collar and whatnot. Keep it pimpin baby. Thats all. You know.

Anyway I already seen the back of Ves's head and that's enough. That's the most beautiful part of a lady anyway. The farthest I went with these freaks Michael was to show them my nightstand and even THAT made me feel dirty.

So uh.

Ya. I AM adorable, just so everyone knows.

EDIT: Oh ya Thoric you'd be a total stud with long hair. Too bad you're a darky.

OH!! NO HE DIDN'T!

Oh yes I DID.

I only kid, bro. lol

[thoric]

Oh btw Michael, if I win this thing I don't want the prize money.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

May God have mercy on my HOT body. Check it out! You wanted it! You got it!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/ChubbyT/gross.jpg

[thoric]

That is a really creepy looking picture.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Don't hate, Thoric. Don't hate my well-developed pecs and throbbing biceps. Don't hate on my hairless nipples.

Look. I feel sexy. I LOOK sexy. So I flaunt it. You got a problem? Flaunt what YOU got, darky. Because I bet you look DAMN sexy in a speedo.

It's all good though. Of course Ves and Katie want my goods but I'll tell them what I tell ALL the ladies: These goodies aint free. You gotta WORK for these goodies. You gotta get down on your hands and knees and crawl to me.

And I hope for damn sure you've learned to lose that back of the throat gag reflex because I'm putting it in ALL the way. Til like my balls are pressed right up on your nose.

This is how I roll. Hate if you want but don't be jealous! I'm just doin MY thing. Do your OWN!

*goes back to masturbating to midget porn*

[thoric]

A hairless male chest is just yuck! And I have the same to say about Speedos.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Well then, I can post my OTHER picture where I'm NOT wearing the speedo if you'd like. Whatever floats your boat, my friend.

Well, in other news: you are certainly two handsome chaps but here's the deal: I don't think you're going to get anyone to go along with this brave effort of yours, Michael my dear acquaintance who I am slightly attracted to in a completely non-hetero way. MAYBE poopy. But um. No one else.

Least of all EndMaster.

However, if thoric wins I'LL be more than happy to take his winnings. And also the second and third prize.

And again, don't hate on my hairless nipples and my sexy big smelly armpits.

[Vesnic]

This was a picture of Count Dracula.

If you saved it to your hard drive, you're probably a pervert!

It's gone now, though.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

AAAAAAW! That is too cute!

Haha. And scary, too! Hahaha! Nice one, ves!

[apotheosis]

http://koptalkinsider.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/disgusting.jpg

This is the time I lost my graphing calculator. Guess where I found it!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

She posted pictures of her horrible injuries awhile back. Pretty gnarly stuff. She got messed up pretty bad.

Poor Ves.

[apotheosis]

I think this thread is some sort of desperate attempt by Michael for human connection.

[Vesnic]

Staples in the neck really hurt. If you get an MRI with staples in and they don't put the cloth securely underneath you, you burn like a fritter. During my MRI, my throat was filling with blood, which I spewed out of my stoma at the nurse when it was finally over. I didn't feel bad, though, because she was sort of a bitch. If you missed the pic, it's too late now.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit Ves it hurts me even seeing that. I really hope you can heal up to some extent.

My heart really goes out to you, sister.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Not sure exactly but within the last year. From what I can tell the pain is as bad as ever for her.

It's likely something she'll be dealing with for the rest of her life. We all have our ailments.

Mine is my seizures. I'm stubborn about it though and don't take the pills the doctors give me. Mostly because there's no 'happy' side-effects.

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Chubby- your speedo pic is fierce. You say you want the ladies to crawl? We say... and I speak on behalf of everyone with a vagina... how far? Just kidding. Don't tell End I said that.

Ves- you are one scary baby. I always wondered what that little pic was all about. Your true nature has been revealed.

Thoric- hair is way overrated. Women don't love hairy men. Men love hairy men. They call them bears, and they go to bars to seek them out.

Apoth- glad you found your tool.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

That pic is so brilliant and cute I can't stand it.

Cutest thing I've seen in awhile. Sorry, Ves. You must have some pretty cool parents to dress you up like that.

Solid gold, baby!

EDIT: OMG! Too much. It almost inspires me to propagate the species. It's like disturbing...but in the end so cute I just want tp pinch your cheeks til you can't feel them anymore!!!!!

I've become the annoying auntie!! God help me!!!!!!!!

[Vesnic]

Hahaha! That was my favorite Halloween of my entire childhood. I inhabited the role of the Count with my full heart and soul and even attempted a Bela Lugosi-like delivery of "I vhant to sahck your blaht". Halloween is the biggest holiday of the year when you're raised by two insane actors.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

My overbearing religious parents allowed me to be Dracula ONCE. Nowhere NEAR as good an outfit.

Halloween and Christmas are like tied for favorite childhood holidays.

I LOVE Halloween!

[apotheosis]

http://www.markallencam.com/EasternEuropeanSkinCondition9.jpg

Who is hungry for some delicious chicken finger hands?

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Ves would never let a paw like that near her fair skin. the other one might have been you Apoth, but this one is certainly not.

[Vesnic]

Apoth indeed demonstrated his amazing ability to stick his own head up his ass, but we got kicked out the cafe as a result.

Chubby, I think it's mighty cute that you're getting paternal urges!

[donteatpoop]

Wow... Never thought it would be thoric, michael, and myself who prove that they aren't complete cowards...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g141/donteatpoop/churchsign.jpg


Oh wait... Thats not me, that's just some sign I passed up on the road one day.

Here's one where I was making a stupid face... I like making stupid faces when people try to take my picture:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g141/donteatpoop/dep.jpg

and here is a more recent one of my daughter and I, usually she makes a silly face right along with me; but this time she didn't and now I feel kind of bad for making a face myself.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g141/donteatpoop/untitled.jpg

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

DEP,

someone told me you had more than one kid. But I've only ever seen the one girl. Is she your favorite? Do you keep the rest in cages? I'm cool with that, if you do. Just curious.

She makes a very pretty princess...
~Katie

[Vesnic]

What a cutie! Pictures like this almost make me not hate kids anymore.

You're not bad lookin' either, Poopster.

EDIT: Oh, and the vampire pic is me. I don't know why Michael thought it couldn't be.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

DEP you are a total stud. Lovely daughter.

See? I knew DEP would come through. Wow. You are a cool cat.

Great pic with you & and your daughter. I love ya, man!

[donteatpoop]

DEP,

someone told me you had more than one kid. But I've only ever seen the one girl. Is she your favorite? Do you keep the rest in cages? I'm cool with that, if you do. Just curious.

She makes a very pretty princess...
~Katie

I have two more. They're my step-kids and they're older (13 and 14). I work most nights (till midnight) and weekends, so I don't see them much. When I do see them it's all "Hey, will you drive me to my friends house?" You know how it is at that age, family doesn't mean shit anymore. So yeah, not a lot of pictures of me with them except for when they were much younger... and even then it was before anyone I knew had a digital camera.

If you come over to my house one night when I'm not working, I'll introduce you to them.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Move along. Nothing to see here you freaks.

[apotheosis]

That's actually how I sort of imagined you, except I imagined you with less hair and a scar.

[Vesnic]

Chubby has sensual lips.

[apotheosis]

Alright, and this is a picture of me. I put on a bit of weight since then, thankfully.

It is a great shot of my face.


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/archbishopjabber/n599461564_293747_9885.jpg

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I'm sensual all over, baby.

Okay this is getting out of hand. What is this, MySpace?

Thoric is still the stud numero uno though even for a darky.

I just. He makes me feel like a man in all the wrong ways and I LOVE IT!!

Well. I WILL write something one of these days. When the bug hits me. Until then I think EndMaster is the actual stud.

He makes me SOOOO hot.

EDIT: Great face shot, apoth. Love the ears. Love the tie. SEXY. I would totally make love to your body based on the photo alone.

[Dragavan]

And I don't really easily share pictures of me online (or use my real name, for that matter) for numerous reasons. The main one being that I am known as Dragavan in my art, writing, design, and commissions, so why muddy things with another name. As for my pic, I just hate being in front of cameras so there are very few of them and nearly none that I really like. That being said, my avatar is really me (although with much fun with PhotoShop used to give it the Silent Hill look). A larger version of it I did as a DeviantArt ID is as follows.

http://www.eskimo.com/~dragavan/picdump/Silent_Hill_ID.png

I also played with a pic while I was bored at work a few years ago.

http://www.eskimo.com/~dragavan/picdump/MeDeadInside.png

... ah, I wish I could say I had a work to goof off and make PhotoShop pics at at right now. I need a job.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Very cool, my man, Dragavan. You are most assuredly one cool cat.

Cut Michael some slack, ya'll. Lighten up. It's all good. We are all human and fallible.

Michael is a total asshole but I love the guy regardless. Because WHAT!?

Exactly.

Love is the answer.

WHAT'S the question?

DEP gets my vote for best pic, though. Him and the little one. Too cute.

Ves for second.

Thoric for third. So far.

Rock on, ya'll. Keep on doin what you do you brilliant bunch of bastards. Love.

Respect. It's on like Donkey Kong.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[Vesnic]

Just quoting here. This thread has gotten some really interesting turnout! Now I can imagine actual faces and not just cabbage patch dolls when I read your names. I don't know why, I just default to cabbage patch dolls on forums and...in novels. Like Raskolnikov. He was actually a green Popples.

Very cool, my man, Dragavan. You are most assuredly one cool cat.

Cut Michael some slack, ya'll. Lighten up. It's all good. We are all human and fallible.

Michael is a total asshole but I love the guy regardless. Because WHAT!?

Exactly.

Love is the answer.

WHAT'S the question?

DEP gets my vote for best pic, though. Him and the little one. Too cute.

Ves for second.

Thoric for third. So far.

Rock on, ya'll. Keep on doin what you do you brilliant bunch of bastards. Love.

Respect. It's on like Donkey Kong.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[Dragavan]

Then, of course there is always the version of me that is used on most other forums.

http://www.eskimo.com/~dragavan/Puffs/MiniPuffMe100.gif

and a larger look...

http://www.eskimo.com/~dragavan/Puffs/Puff_Me.png

Rather accurate but in real life I have hands and feet, not just rounded stubs.

[thoric]

DEP, awesome moustache in the first pic.

ChubChub my man, if only we weren't thousands of miles apart and I hadn't found the most awesome girl ever. If only...

Ves' pic is the best in my opinion.


I am the real William Wallace.


EDIT: I AM NOT NAKED IN ANY OF THE PICTURES (contrary to what someone thought)

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

but Drag had three pictures... the little handless footless man counts.

[Shabti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Nick0Edwards/MePix/bc5fd127.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Nick0Edwards/MePix/427d478e.jpg

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Okay, Shabti takes the gold on general kinkiness alone!

I'm very confused right now. You are so vulnerable. Especially with that mask. I want to take advantage of you but I'm not very good at interior decorating.

I'm torn. I'm torn. And uh...I'm feeling fabulous but only with one 's'.

It's weird. The cuffs are great.

God! People have such great sex lives! I mean, when I try to 'spice' it up I use my left hand.

Too much info? Sorry, guys. I messed up.

I blew it! I fucking blew it!

[Shabti]

Ethernet cable is great! we have 2 pairs of cuffs, Chubby! You're invited! Ves too! Rawr!

Click Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Nick0Edwards/badgerspinjh9.gif)

What to write about...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Nick0Edwards/MePix/DSCN0219.jpg

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I could get lost in those baby blue eyes for...well...a very long time.

The goatee is working for you, man. Keep it. I'm also thinking you'd look good with long hair. You should consider letting it grow out.

[Vesnic]

Ethernet cable is great! we have 2 pairs of cuffs, Chubby! You're invited! Ves too! Rawr!

Sounds like a party, cutie! I'll be there and I'll bring "the swing"!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Shabti looks exactly how I expected. I agree with Chubby, I love the goatee, and you have excellent eyes. You'd look like Jesus with long hair though.

Those handcuffs are fierce, nothing fluffy or friendly about them. Would you like to borrow mine? They are lined in pink fur. I'll send them with Ves.

[Shabti]

You'd look like Jesus with long hair though.

Funny that you say that! My dad used to look like Jesus! When I was about 3 or 4 ,we had a picture of Jesus on the wall and I thought it was my dad. :p

[apotheosis]

Michael, I just don't understand it. How could you feasibly create semi-normal children? I'm impressed. You didn't steal them did you?

[Vesnic]

Oh snap! It's gone! I guess this means I won't get that five dollars I so desperately needed to feed my children.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Nice lighting effects. I especially like the shadowy parts were no features are revealed. I only kid. You look RAVISHING, darling.

Rowr!

Should I pose a picture of the Olson Twins now? Or would that be inappropriate?

Intelligent AND beautiful. Out of MY league. AND Tom Brady's, for that matter.

[Vesnic]

You mean your Olsen twins?

I say yes, you should.

EDIT: You flatter me, ChubChub!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

OF COURSE I mean MY Olson Twins, silly!

Let's see, there's so many. I want to post the one with best lighting. Hmmm.

Lighting is everything. It really is. And of course Mary Kate hangs a little lower than her sister, so she usually hogs the shot.

I'll just go with this one. http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/ChubbyT/testicle.jpg

[Shabti]

Boing!!!!!!

Just so you know, that was for Ves, not the Olsen twins

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know the twins at least got your heart beating a LITTLE faster. It's natural. They have that effect on people. It's natural. They are FABULOUS. Mmmm, I'm massaging them right now and it's GREAT!

Mary-Kate is a little jealous of Ashley though. Calm down M-K, you'll get your turn. Those two! They're incorrigible!

[Shabti]

I still remember that video somebody posted on the old forums of those guys cutting off the twins and stuff. That was a waste of manhood! Can't believe people get pleasure out of that!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I think Ves looks like a Vampire... coming out of the dark... to suck blood.

[Vesnic]

Yeah, blood, among other things.

Ok, that was cheap.

I'm too depressed to be funny tonight.

Bye.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

What happened to that night on the town in DC!?

Stiff upper lip!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Ves is lovely.

So are your kids, Michael.

And so is everyone. We are all God's creation in a very evil and mysterious world. Life is one ultimate mystery.

And what a mystery it is.

So much evil. I really hope each one of us here can try to be some kind of light and conquer our own demons. Because this life is so short.

Through writing or whatever. Carry on, folks.

[Vesnic]

Duly noted. Too many demons to sleep. I am God's fecal matter.

Ves is lovely.

So are your kids, Michael.

And so is everyone. We are all God's creation in a very evil and mysterious world. Life is one ultimate mystery.

And what a mystery it is.

So much evil. I really hope each one of us here can try to be some kind of light and conquer our own demons. Because this life is so short.

Through writing or whatever. Carry on, folks.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Jesus, Michael. I'm perfectly happy with my sex life.

Ever heard of tongue in cheek? Christ folks. Lighten up.

Christ Lord. Do you actually BELIEVE what I write here!?!?!

Oh...wait. Damn.

See? That's the thing. SOmethin somethin I dunno.

It's 3:30 in the morning and I am the Lord of the Night.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I HAVE HAD ACTUAL SEX WITH A REAL WOMAN YOU BASTARDS!

God dammit so what if I came prematurely and cried for five hours. You fucking assholes! You have no idea!

Bitches! Bastards! You don't know!!!!

I have a wonderful cock and I am totally deep dickin' it every weekend! Bastards! Judge ME!?! You..bastards!


FUCK YOU!!!

[Leblanc4prez]

The contest is over but MRH want's to see what I look like. Here is a pic from my 18th

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/reptilerailgun/P7310100.jpg