The "I Wish" Game

[Leblanc4prez]

Here goes another game I thought up you make wish and the next person ruins it while remianing withinthe constraints of the wish then they make their wish because a creature that grants a wish will always try to screw it up.

E.g: I wish I were a moon elf

ok you are now an elf on the moon. However you can't breath and you die..

then you make your wish

Ok...

I wish I had a glass of water...

[Vesnic]

Poof! You have the glass of water. However, you cannot drink it because I am busily sewing your mouth shut.

I wish...I could fall asleep!

[Leblanc4prez]

You fall into an everlasting coma... well not everlasting exactly... you awaken 2000 years later. unfortunatly by then the Earth is poluted beond what your 21st century body can take and you die painfully.

I wish for a fish.

[apotheosis]

You get it and eat it and die of mercury poisoning due to how polluted our oceans are.

I wish for a layman's terms explanation of what the adiabatic theorem is.

[Leblanc4prez]

You get one, but as your pitiful human brain is unable to comprhend such a thing, you end up going insane and spend the rest of your life in an assylum getting electroshock-therepy from Psy.

I wish for more Zoloft....

[Leblanc4prez]

You get it, but the blood rush to your penis causes a lack of it to your head and you die of a stroke. (But a pretty good way to go eh?)


I wish for a chainsaw!