The Vending Machine

[Leblanc4prez]

So, it has been done in other forums, I thought it was a cool idea so, here its
Its like a "vending machine" but instead of selling coke it gives you a prize when ever you insert an item (Any Item) (random prize by the way, can be anything)
How does it works?

Example:

Ves: *Inserts Coin*
then the next one (me) tells the prize
LeBlanc: Ves gets a 2 months vacation thru the planet Pluto!
(then you may ad some commentary to the prize)
"On her return Ves saw the world on fire and people being decapitated by the now, self proclaimed ruler: Psy"

Or stuff, so, er'we go

*Inserts Coin*

[Vesnic]

The machine rumbles crankily for a minute. Leblanc wonders if maybe he didn't put in enough money. He is just about to turn away in disgust when a mechanical arm reaches out of the slot, handing Leblanc a small carton. Leblanc takes the carton, shakes the mechanical arm's gloved hand, and opens his mysterious prize. Inside is a small purple egg with a calligraphic inscription which Leblanc reads silently.

"Jolly-o!" he exclaims, jumping up and down on one foot. "I am about to hatch a new personality!"

Leblanc is so excited, he barely notices the person waiting impatiently behind him...

[Leblanc4prez]

The person behind LeBlanc was Psy. "Fuckwit" He mumbled as he inserted a small fish.

After a seires of pinging noises out comes a pinapple.

Shippo came along and inserted a pinecone.

[Leblanc4prez]

Sudenly a sharp, grating noize is heard around the room, shortly followed by a scream.

*MRH removes a fleshy nub, the only remaining peice of his manhood and walks off dejected*

Leblanc comes along with a box.

*Inserts all that link him to his old retarded self*