Song dedications!

[Vesnic]

Radio Ves is cookin' tonight! Happy happy gobble-de-gook to all my fat little turkeys out there in the nethersphere! I would like to extend this warm salutation from me, here in my studio, to you, cowering under your bed with your transistor radio in a vain attempt to escape the clutches of your family on this fine day before Thanksgiving. Welcome welcome welcome, to the top of hour, when DJ Ves is gonna open these legs up to, you guessed it, song dedications! You got a special something you'd like to tell a special someone? Say it in a song! Follow my lead, boys and girls: post a song in audio or visual or audiovisual form and tell all your fine feathered friends to whom the music is dedicated. Or be mysterious and say, "Dear Anonymous, this song is for you. Can you guess why?" Since we're all so vain, we'll probably know the song's about us, so it'll work real nice and snappy-like. Songs of love, songs of hate. Verbose explanations, no explanation, there's room for it all here on Radio Ves, where we do NOT censor, no way no how. I've an entire wall full of sweet sexy come-ons from Clear Channel Communications who'd like a piece of my action. But I bet you can guess where I told them to put it. Tee hee! Sing and dance to your hearts' content, boys and girls! Just do DJ Ves one little favor, and for the love of god and country and fellow manatee, never...ever...EVER...eat tuna!

And now kicking off the top of the hour without further delay, a song chosen by yours truly. This first one I would like to dedicate to one sweetly singin' jailbird by the name of Mr. Bernard Madoff! Watch out for them turkey basters, Bernie!

Nina Simone: "Sinnerman" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn5tiuZU4JI)

[ChubbyTeletubby]

To Binge - the Gorillaz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXAbhMLTtUM)

Precious - Depeche Mode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hPCzFUmeas&ob=av2n)

[Vesnic]

Thank you for your call, caller! Any particular dedication you'd like to put on those two very wonderful songs?

[ChubbyTeletubby]

To Binge goes out to all of the people in my life who seem so distant sometimes but when it really counts come through for me.

Precious goes out to Earth and every relationship I've destroyed during the years of my hardcore addiction (2003-2007).

One more thing....


*Abruptly cut-off*

[Vesnic]

I'd like to dedicate this song to Chubby, all-American desperado and connoisseur of many things strange and wonderful.

Train Leaves Here this Morning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9GQDKkhAas)

[ChubbyTeletubby]

*bows gracefully*

Great song, Ves. Thank you.

Here's one by Sting. Forgive the 'Twilight' themed video. It was the only decent recording on YouTube I could find. No one posts any good music on YouTube. There's like five other songs I would have rather posted but oh well. I guess I'd have to get up off my lazy ass and post them myself. And then get sued for copyright infringement. And then take my stockpile of explosives and finally commit my final act of retribution on the world that shunned me.

Oops. Said too much. Anyway...

This song makes you want to kick back, smoke a joint, look at the skyline, sip whatever you're sipping on, and relax....

There's even a French guy rapping in this song. And I still like it.

It just oozes class.

Perfect Love Gone Wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um6d9bZR1lw)

[Vesnic]

I have been a hateful wretch of a human being lately. I have exhibited so many ugly feelings and expressed such detestable opinions about...well, let's just call them the kilogramatically gifted.

I'm sorry, fatties! I am a bad, bad woman. A Lilith, a Judith, a Jezebel and a Lollapalooza! For those not in the know, she was the second cousin once removed of King Nebuchadnezzar and positively dwarfed him in pure evil genius, single-handedly bringing down the Akkadian empire with the use of only a carrot, a bit of string and a rabid cat. A fascinating, if somewhat apocryphal piece of history...

But I digress. In order to extend this olive-garden branch to my friends the fatties, I would like to honor you with this timeless tune of double-wide devotion!

Never mind the random video accompaniment. It detracts from the message of peace and love, and besides, you're listening to Radio Ves, so anything you see would be merely an hallucination.

Arthur Godfrey--She's too Fat for me! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT22n6x7J0g)

[Vesnic]

It's a day for double posting, since you bores can't seem to keep the entertainment rollin' around here. I hereby dedicate this song to all you horny little virgins, semi-virgins and terminal geeks, to all red-blooded bum-lovin' guys and gals in the cheekyverse.

Cheeky Girls: Touch my Bum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xoPm4-lXGQ)

[BatCountry]

Well that certainly was...erotic. Not fair for all us guys to get a dose of hot ladies in silver shorts while the girls are left wanting. I present Gunther! A man so sexy, women throw themselves at him with wild abandon, forgetting any previous ties to monogamy they may have had as they become slutty sexual slaves to his every whim.


This song is dedicated to all the girls who have ever wanted to touch my ding dong. I appreciate the gesture.

Gunther- Ding Dong Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U)



Oh yeah. That was damn hot. Whats that? Still feeling frisky? I understand. Tell Gunther all your problems ladies and he will satisfy you in a heavenly fashion unimaginable to most.

Gunther- Tutti Frutti Summer Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsRzrEb_uM&feature=related)

[Vesnic]

Wow! I had to masturbate a few times before I could make a proper response here that didn't just look like alkdjfha;oidyfbgoa;idhgihahdglk!!!!

Now that the mess is cleaned up and the sheets are changed and my hands have been blow-torched, I would like to post a video response just for my widdle Batsy Watsy!

This is a video that I uploaded on YouTube. I think it really catches my good side and especially my delicate neanderthalic features and fulminating fashion sense. Just to prove that I do not look like a troglodyte (but rather like something else entirely), here is my very special gift to you:

Ves sings: Ke$ha, "TiK ToK" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=Rt7dK62QdLM)

[BatCountry]

Oh my lord...BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE! That is the kind of girl who would be chased by towns folk with pitch forks and torches. I'm going to need to not just brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, but drink one every morning just to handle looking at the abomination sleeping next to me! This caress the Ves day is sounding less and less appetizing. I was worried that fast would make you too skinny! I like a lady with curves but....that....thats a freakin human meatball!


Ahh...But you cannot fool me Miss Ves. For I know that was not you. You employed the oldest girl trick in the book, throw up a fake uggo picture and say its you to keep the stalkers away. A classic tactic yes, but one any seasoned creepster would see right through. In fact since I'm on radio Ves I might as well dedicate a song to all the stalkers out there who make life quite uncomfortable for the innocent ladies.


Weird Al- Do I Creep You Out? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o&ob=av2e)


And is it really stalking? I call that dedication! An admirable trait in a man. ;)

[Vesnic]

I dedicate this song to myself.

Fritz Wunderlich: Am leuchtenden Sommermorgen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xozOLorXM0E)

[Usoki]

I can't imagine why this made me think of you people. There must be something wrong with me today.

Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)

[Locke]

For (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Ho7IwupxI) myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5dzaYrcoQ&feature=related).

[Vesnic]

Da vas coo mon. Teeeenks.

[BatCountry]

This next song I dedicate to all the peeps out there who come home after a hard days labor to sit down and enjoy a nice piece of cake. They open the fridge and the cake is gone. Stolen by some foul rogue within the household. Maybe its a spouse, a sibling, parent or room mate. No matter the case, it is infuriating to the point of serial homicide.


If its not your cake...LEAVE IT ALONE! You filthy swine! Ask first! Maybe it was really expensive cake! Maybe I poisoned it to kill someone later and now one of my close relatives is choking from the cyanide. I once had a room mate who pissed in a mountain dew bottle and I almost drank it until he stopped me seconds before I guzzled down his fresh urine. From that day on I ALWAYS ask before I take a food item that is not mine.




This song is also dedicated to Nicolas Cage. Sure he makes a ton of crappy movies, but some are decent.


Nicolas Cage Wants Cake- Harry Partridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA&ob=av3e)

[Nappi]

After trudging thru the off topics section I have come to the conclusion you are all a bunch of psychopaths...unique unto youselves
So I would like to dedicate a song to each of you.

Apoth (http://youtu.be/Aaq5_sGdcTo)
ChubbyTeletubby (http://youtu.be/gYDOWYba1WI)
Donteatpoop (http://youtu.be/Lwj5_SNWYc8)
Dragavan (http://youtu.be/BvndA7tfvz8?t=26s)
EndMaster (http://youtu.be/OoGuJi5jmmA)
Locke (http://youtu.be/LXvLhaTKVPI)
BatCountry (http://youtu.be/fynyeXrAR6I)
Vesnic (http://youtu.be/YGwDaUPwPtU)


Edit: forgot about Usoki (http://youtu.be/Teaft0Kg-Ok)

[Nappi]

OOps sorry Batcountry wrong "Jack the Ripper" (http://youtu.be/w-jGcoQQvTE)

[Dragavan]

Dragovan (http://youtu.be/BvndA7tfvz8?t=26s)

What the fuck is it with people insisting to put an O in my name? Do you see a fucking O in my name? Has there ever been an O in my name? No! In fact, the only vowels in it are all As. Sheesh.

And good song choice, by the way. Love Floyd.

[Nappi]

oh shit I just got cut into little peices hehe

[Vesnic]

Awww, thanks Nappipants! It's so nice to know you still care.

Here's one for YOU! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT8SMlqLJA)

[BatCountry]

Do I really come off as the Jack the Ripper type? Stalking ladies of ill repute through foggy alleys, slashing them to ribbons and then desecrating, mutilating their freshly slain corpses? I really come off as that guy???




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[ChubbyTeletubby]

BatCountry...

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It means praka. Cause I was born in Newport Beach, California. Now you understand. I'm better than you. Good. Praka. Say it with me. "Praka".


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[End Master]

Well it seems pretty appropriate dedicate this song to myself today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7VIyeltWMc&feature=related

And what the hell, I'm posting this one too since I found the video that goes along with it amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQdDfhYwPk&feature=related

[donteatpoop]

Ah yes, the Violent Femmes. thanks Nappi.

[Nappi]

Here's another for the Telletubby fans out there

http://youtu.be/l2VGn8GcNqw

[Vesnic]

I dedicate this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGkHc11kSKs) song to Auntie Flo and the Marauding Turk.

[Vesnic]

Please excuse the DP (lolz!) but the T-Killah has inspired another dedication.

I dedicate this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEIxvawYg5s) to Threadkiller and to my recently diagnosed vestibulopathy. Thank you ICP for my new theme song!

No rly srsly!

[Vesnic]

I dedicate this song to my friend End Master, who LOVES RAPE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M8o_Q38Vs8)

Funny story: the first recording of this I included was from some watered down re-recording substituting the word "raid" for rape, and then later saying "abduction" instead of "rape rape rape!". Nothing sucks harder than censoring art, so here's the song as it really is. And live too!

I heart El Gallo.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I was gonna post some decent songs. Youtube sucks. Eminem even has a new one with royce da five nine that was pretty awesome. Just another reason for me to hhate eminem and everyone. I seriously hate everyone right now.

Corporate america is just an expression of each individual.

When I go on my murder spree here in louisville don't be surprised.






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Die. Die. Die.



Just kidding.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

"What about all the people who contribute each and every day to the greater good?"


Shut the fuck up. I feel murdery. Don't you rain on my parade. Fucking youtube. Fucking piece of shit phone.

Fuck you.

[End Master]

And keepin' it gangsta here on Infinite Radio, this song is dedicated to Chubby who could just kill a man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d12EI3xNiqE

[Dragavan]

It's funny, all of Chubby's recent posts have often made me think of this song for some reason.

Future Sound of London - Dead Cities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9oFVlE1U2I

[Vesnic]

Anyone else have to put up with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzKx92QD8Hk) one?

Yeah yeah I know, it's not a song, but since I'm the owner of Radio Ves...scrap that, I just got a call from Rupert saying HE is the owner of Radio Ves, and he approves the showing of this fantastic anti-drug propa...video.

I don't remember much from it, except that they showed it to our class when I was way too young to understand it (kindergarten, I think.) I remember watching Barbara Bush and thinking she had ugly hair. The only other bit I recall is that part where the kid is shivering on a table, his face all distorted, and someone is saying he's going to die. It scared the shit out of me, but I didn't really connect the dots that that kid was so messed up because of illegal drugs. I didn't know what they were. Isn't that the real point of an innocent childhood after all? It wouldn't be necessary to educate kids about something if none of them knew it existed and there were no dealers in the neighborhood.

D.A.R.E. had one hell of a foothold in my area, but that didn't stop my little town from becoming the region's heroin capital a few years later. Amazingly, a trite heavy-handed cartoon with a lot of finger pointing was NOT the answer to winning the war on drugs.

[Dragavan]

Here's another one that seems to fit with Chubby's posts recently... Although the story behind the song doesn't (and it's sung by a pastor even). Any Speed Racers out there among you ISers that remember Ray?

Anyway, here's the song... well, remix of a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpCTrB6yBMg

[Vesnic]

I dedicate this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTW_-C014o) to all the fucktard celebrities who seem to think it's okay to give their baby girls names like MAXWELL DREW.

[Bear Bipolar-Bear]

I should like to dedicate the following ditty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxFIGWm9M6w&feature=related) to all my friends in the Forest Primeval and to all my friends on the Internet Primeval.

Greetings every-buddy!

[Vesnic]

Hello caller! Welcome to the top of the hour here at Radio Ves, a subsidiary of Infinite Radio! What can we do you for?

Caller: Um, I, um, I...

Radio Ves: Keep it up trooper! You can do it!

Caller: Uh, you do requests?

Radio Ves: That's what we're here for, soldier!

Caller: Ok, well in that case, I, uh, I, uh...

Radio Ves: You're eating up my air time, man. I can't stand a stutterer. What do you want?

Caller: Well, I thought maybe you could play this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5YNPzr8NM), because you see I wanted to tell someo...

Radio Ves: Looks like our caller's been disconnected! What a cryin' shame. But here it is anyway! And next time, callers, please review your English before dialing up the digits. Thanks a lot! And now a quick word from our sponsor!


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