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[donteatpoop]

Hi, I just joined this marvelous forum section of the site and figured I should introduce myself. I am donteatpoop, and I try to dabble my pen in everything; every genre of stories, as well as every format of writing... Except essays, I don't like essays.

Check out my stories, I have a few posted. Drop me some comments and what-not.

(by the way, due to my vehement hatred for emoticons, smilies will always be disabled. Mwyahaha.

Oooo. And we can do polls...

Which of my stories is the best?

DRAT. After I hit submit, I figured out how to add more options in the poll. If only I had actually read what it said... *sigh*

[Dragavan]

There is no point in doing a similar poll with my stories... It's really an either/or thing (Horror or Porn... sadly the porn is rating higher still).

As for yours, I will always rate Paco as best, even though I hate westerns. It's just that good.

And way to start things off on the forums with a "swear word" right in the thread title... Drums will love that.

[End Master]

Testing the quote feature...


(by the way, due to my vehement hatred for emoticons, smilies will always be disabled. Mwyahaha.


And the image feature...

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/028.gif

[Vesnic]

I voted for TWO stories! Does that make me indecisive and weak? I just have a special soft spot for The Third Eye, not sure why, pie in the sky, I'm really high...

[apotheosis]

Paco is simply your best work. Ducky Park was a very close second though...