Pestilent Proverbs

[Vesnic]

As they said in Amelie, a man who knows proverbs can't be all bad. But most of them are old and tired, so let's invent some new ones! Nonsense is always appreciated.

Twelve tons of taxis do not one trolley make!

Whether it be high or whether it be low, it only matters if it's on the go.

A welcome visitor needs no doormat, for the doormat is in my eyes.

[apotheosis]

Monkeys use tools... so people should as well.

The time for action is the time right before the time for reaction.

Sometimes you need to fall asleep in order to wake up.

Alcohol is an all purpose problem solver.

Ten times out of twenty the coin is heads.

If you get hit by a truck you may experience great pain.

Static objects do poorly in races.

Are those what you are looking for?

[End Master]

Give me liberty, or give me head.

Idealism: The disease of idiots.

Turn off. Tune out. Drop dead.

[Usoki]

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