Question of Morality

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Morals;

As we all know, useless in material terms. And yet they still torment me at night.

HAHAHAHA! Not funny.

Simple question, though:

Would you do that which is done on the Discovery Channel to 'someone' if you like...quote unquote knew...they were 'married'? Sorta...

Not really. I'm asking this for a friend though. He was just wondering.

[Vesnic]

Haha, yeah, tell your "friend" that it's ok to sleep with someone who may or may not be "married" as long as that one takes off his wedding ring while fingering the other's rectum. Nothing quite like poopy-flavored gold to give the ole' wifey the sign that her god-fearing man is Diving Low, if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge, tell your "friend" that "I" "approve".

"Morals".

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Eeewww.

That's gross.

[Vesnic]

Ask and ye shall receive, my friend.

Now read my fucking contest story.

http://www.infinite-story.com/story/3139/

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Dammit.

Now I'm obligated AND dangerously infatuated.

Safety word?

[Vesnic]

Tubbles o' Bubbles

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I love you.

[Vesnic]

I love you too, sweet ChubChub.

[apotheosis]

If they are willing to have sex with you and are married, it is not your morals at fault, the responsibility lies solely on them since they are person with the contract in place.

[End Master]

They do a lot of stuff on the Discovery channel, you'll have to be more specific.

If you were planning on performing open heart surgery on your best friend's wife, I'd have to advise against such a course of action. You do not have the proper medical training and would most likely kill her, resulting in serious legal problems for you. You would probably be charged with murder and receive life imprisonment or even the death penalty depending on what state you live in. Not to mention losing the friendship of someone you've known and suffering the torment of taking another person's life.

If you were planning on just fucking your best friend's wife, make sure he's not the violent paranoid type that could easily catch and kill you if he found out.

[apotheosis]

Just do her up the butt. Then it doesn't count.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Actually...she's my old boss....and the stars seemed aligned on this one. I'll likely get a better paying job if I 'perform open heart surgery' (nice code word, End) on her.

I never met her husband and anyway I'm such a morally relativistic heathen that I really don't care. It's just I don't want to get shot, you know?

I'll tell you how bad I really am, though. I told her she needed to make her first priority finding me a better job and the rest will follow. And she agreed!

It's like, I'm totally whoring myself out, fucking my way up the ladder, with a married woman no less. I feel so...corporate and adult. THIS is how things are done in the real world. I'm finally getting it. It's a fucking jungle and you've got to fuck your way to greatness.

It's the fucking Serengeti plain!!

2009 is shaping up to be a great year. Hahahaha. Who am I kidding? I'm gonna get shot. And yes, I'm going to Hell.

And the butt DOES count, Apoth.

EDIT: And your story is next on my list, Ves. Promise.

[Vesnic]

Speaking of whoring oneself out, I just had an interview today at an executive staffing firm, in the reeshiest sheeshiest part of Boston--all bucolic little icicles and skaters gliding merrily in circles. This place actually had a CHANDELIER, and for a moment I thought that I had been whisked back to the Viennese ballrooms of my youth. The women working there were all dressed like identical fembots. I thought to myself "how ludicrous!" until I turned to the mirror for one last makeup check before following my particular fembot back to her office and...lo and behold...I was one of them! I have a good feeling about '09 too, and now that I have thoroughly jinxed myself by saying this, I might as well go find Chubby and shoot him.

EDIT: But not until he's read my story.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Fembots are hot even IF they shoot bullets from their boobs.

If I was in a room with a chandelier I would probably tuck my shirt and my penis back into my pants. I never did good in delicate formal situations.

[Vesnic]

If I was in a room with a chandelier I would probably tuck my shirt and my penis back into my pants. I never did good in delicate formal situations.

Just on the off chance that he ever thought that was erasure material.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I never did WELL, Ves. Get it right.

I never did WELL in delicate formal situations.

[apotheosis]

For some reason Chubby reminds me of Frank in Blue Velvet during this particular scene. Especially the last 6 seconds of the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k03LbNk0r_4&feature=related

[Vesnic]

Hahaha! You know I love that movie. Of course, even better is the scene where Dean Stockwell is doing his ghastly lip sync to In Dreams.

If ChubChub is Frank, then I am Ben. One suave fucker. Quite possibly my favorite movie character ever.

Sometimes when I'm in a particularly psychotic mood (in other words, biweekly), I just watch that scene for hours on replay. Love it, love it, LOVE IT.

For those of you who have yet to see Blue Velvet, drop what or who you're doing and go watch it now.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Downloaded it last night and I'll be watching it tonight while my dirty new fuck object sucks me off.

Yes, I AM the romantic time. There will be some lit candles and stuff and a teddy bear with a camera in it. Maybe I'll post some footage on YouPorn and send you guys the link. I wonder if she'll let me bust a nut in her hair? I've always wanted to do that. Sorta like a tribute to Something About Mary.

Why did it get so quiet all the sudden? Where did everybody go?

Weird.

[apotheosis]

Pretty pretty! *kisses chubby while wearing lipstick* pretty pretty, play candy colored clown *kiss chubby while wearing lipstick* your fucking lucky to be alive *beat chubby while my two thugs hold him *in dreams your mine* *all of the time* punch him more















heineken, fuck that shit, pabst blue ribbon!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Pabst Blue Ribbon IS a classic.

I used to go to a bar where they sold it for $1 a bottle. That was nice.

[wolfen44]

Whats the moral of lifes story try that one

[apotheosis]

I've had really bad gas this evening, I think its because I ate a ton of dairy even though I can't really digest it. I'm stinking up my whole room. It smells really bad. I should open a window.

[Dragavan]

*Lights a match*

[wolfen44]

Damn I see the Mushroom Cloud from Maine time to head for the bunker

Why did you have dairy if you couldn't handle it???

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I never ended up 'sealing the deal' with old skanky pants McGee, as I eventually came to call her. Indeed, if I had even half a spine I would have at least gotten a 'loosie'* or some such act of defilement rendered upon my timid and reclusive member (that for some strange reason smells of garlic...)

And as for 'fucking my way up the corporate latter'? At best I would have got like a dollar raise on the hour.

I don't feel like getting shot anyway. Well...I don't feel like getting shot and living the next thrity years of my life shitting in a bag.

PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke]

Hello again, Chubby. I'm not sure whether you left for awhile or I haven't been noticing you, so I guess if you were gone, I didn't miss you, but welcome back anyway.

[apotheosis]

Chubby you disappoint me.

[wolfen44]

I haven't been noticing you, so I guess if you were gone, I didn't miss you, but welcome back anyway.

I think that he has had his log in as hidden because I was on when he posted that post and I didn't see him in the currently active members area so i think he's been around he just didn't want us to see him:cool:

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I'm disappointed in myself, as well, apoth. Adultery is one of the few sins I have yet to commit, and I missed a golden opportunity. Getting laid is over rated, anyway.

And indeed, I have been absent for a time, Locke.

And just so everybody knows - I just moved back to Colorado and I have the coolest fucking multi media set-up EVER.

I said fuck it and blew a couple k on a new TV and surround sound and an X Box 360 and a few wires and routers and shit.

I know the PS3 outdoes the X Box in a lot of ways, but X Box Live is pretty cool and it's also cool how you can wirelessly access movies from your pc and play them on the tv.

And on a side note it's great to be back out west near the mountains. I don't know how city slickers do it. I really don't.

ALSO: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT NEW JAPANESE CHILD ROBOT ON THE NEWS RECENTLY!

Some creepy, creppy stuff going on lately.

[wolfen44]

Welcome back

So why you hiding that your here???????

And Yes I've seen the Creepy child robot what next well endowed woman robots...(damn cant wait):D

[End Master]

The 360 has better and more games on it anyway. The PS3 is just an overly expensive blue-ray player. Waste of money really, even more so now that Sony took away its backwards compatibility for the newer models.

Though a Wii probably would've been more popular with any of the ladies you might bring over to your swingin' bachelor pad. For some strange reason girls like the whole interactive bit to it (And all those "cute" Nintendo graphics).

As for the child robots, I'm sure Drums is on a plane trip to Japan as we speak.

[apotheosis]

The Japanese are also planning a mission to the moon in 2020, the catch is that the spacecraft will be manned entirely by robots (or possibly androids at that point?)

I can't wait until we spawn real AI commensurate to human intelligence. Then we will start to see some truly spectacular things.

[Ryan_DuBois]

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0902/arnold-schwarzenegger-the-terminator_oYhQgb1wvZAy.jpg

We already have.

[Usoki]

The PS3 is just an overly expensive blue-ray player.

I used to think that too, End. But my roommate has one, and he's proven me wrong. It's also great for playing Little Big Planet. And it has an entire virtual world where you can overcustomize an avatar, and then explore an empty world full of people who don't talk to each other! And let's not forget Street Fighter. Now you can have your ass handed to you by a cheap-as-fuck computer AI in stunning graphics. Chun-Li has never been more deformed.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Though a Wii probably would've been more popular with any of the ladies you might bring over to your swingin' bachelor pad. For some strange reason girls like the whole interactive bit to it (And all those "cute" Nintendo graphics).

Hahaha. It actually IS a pretty swinging bachelor pad. It's in the ghetto but the interior is nice and there's wood floors and a huge kitchen area.

Almost everyone in the neighborhood is Mexican. The kicker to me moving in was the credit check, or lack thereof.

As far as the Wii goes, I've always thought it was something that might be fun in a drunken group setting. But mostly it comes across as childish to me.

I think the best thing about the PS3 is that Sony didn't rush it on to the market like Microsoft did with some of those early 360s. There's some other cool features BESIDES the PS3's blue-ray capability, but I can't think of any offhand. Wow. They must not be that great. I seem to recall they were really pretty damn cool when I first heard them read off to me tho.

Plus, it's like you said, the games on XBox have (in my humble opinion) always been better. I'm really happy with my purchase and am having a lot of fun with it.

You know what I'm missing right now, tho? Is some kind of new Diablo-style dungeon crawler, in good old fashioned 2d.

[apotheosis]

Diablo 3 is in production.

www.diablo3.com

I can't wait, but Blizzard is notoriously slow in producing anything. We've only been waiting 11 years for Starcraft 2.

[Usoki]

You know what I'm missing right now, tho? Is some kind of new Diablo-style dungeon crawler, in good old fashioned 2d.

2D? Meh. Though you saying that reminds me that if you're not playing Mass Effect on the 360, there's probably something wrong with you.

[wolfen44]

I still hold to the classics like the PS2 and the PS I mean 2D does kick ass for some games and once they started on the 3D like Shadow Man or for PS2 S.L.A.I I mean you got to hand it to the people that brought us someof the best for al the systems that we have

[End Master]

if you're not playing Mass Effect on the 360, there's probably something wrong with you.

I played as a pro-human renegade Infiltrator. The alien Council was being shitty with me all throughout the game, so I just let them get killed by the robots to pave the way for a more human centric ruling party.

But I wasn't totally xenophobic, I had Wrex with me as my constant follower the entire game since I liked his mercenary attitude and I romanced the blue chick. Let the psychic human guy die though, he was just annoying and I didn't really have any use for him.

Still wondering if Bioware's actually going to follow through with their plan of allowing you to carry your saved character over from game to game.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I've heard lots of good things about Mass Effect. I might pick it up this weekend if my friend who manages a gamestop can get me a good deal on a used copy. She's all talk and no action, though. I might just have to look around.

UPDATE:

I got Mass Effect. Pretty cool game. Pretty in depth. I wish there was a multiplayer game like this. I just opted for a boring old soldier to start with. Simple's usually my method.