AIM Statistic with Ves

[apotheosis]

Ves and I have been chatting on aim for about a month. We have exchanged over 204,000 words and I have sent her over 14,186 ims while she has sent me over 10,548 ims. That means she's my very best online friend. Though xnull might have racked up more with me, that was over a much much longer timeframe.

[Vesnic]

I take absolutely no responsibility for this man's mania. I hope that all will see that he was sufficiently obsessed with statistics before ever meeting me. I do hope and pray that my punishment for merely aiding and abetting will not be so harsh as his.

[donteatpoop]

Oh good, the rest of us were just talking about how much we wanted to know this.

[apotheosis]

Another statistic. DEP has broken the world record by sleeping with his 127th DILF!

[End Master]

DILF?

Is that "Daughter I'd like to fuck" or "Dad I'd like to fuck"? (or is it "Dog I'd like to fuck"?)


DEP: By the way I wasn't talking about this, nor was I even informed that this was an important topic. Once again, I've apparently been left out of the loop.

[apotheosis]

The entire point of DILF is the enigma it creates. Is it Dog? Or is it Dad? Or is it Dame? Or is it Dennis Quaid?

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

But... if one recognizes DEP's lovers as DILFs... doesn't that imply that the person imparting the title would like to F them? I'm just curious, not sure what DILF/MiLF etiquette is. Is it still a DILF if you aren't interested?

[apotheosis]

Alright, I'm inventing a new term.

TSTDWLTF


I'll give you a hint. The second T stand for Tranny.