In honor of EndMaster is an asshole day

[donteatpoop]

ChubbyTeletubby appears to have made a return. Welcome back chubby, you're a fucking legend around here. We've missed you, bud.

[Dragavan]

Is it the real him? Chubby T actually here? Please tell me this isn't some fabricator playing a joke. We need no cloned Telletubbies.

[donteatpoop]

This is no joke. I messaged him forever ago asking if he was still alive (because that is my fear of having internet friends), and he finally replied today. Then I checked the forums and he registered!

Confetti and balloons should be dropping from the cieling any moment now.

[edit] Strange... I clicked on his page and it says "banned" under his username. Is that the first stage on the path to "short story crafter"? Or did he already get himself banned?

[End Master]

Well it looks like Ves finally gets to meet her soulmate.

EDIT: He got banned already? Yeah, that's definitely the real Chubby.

[Dragavan]

Banned is not the first step. I wrote the steps and that was not the first one. How can he have been banned already? Was there code set up autoban him once he joined the forums???

[Vesnic]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp!!!

Chubby, if that's really you, I am like your numero uno, biggest fan EVER. I would do all sorts of ungodly things for you. I know, I know, you're wondering "Who the hell are you?"

I'm your number one biggest fan, that's who!

I enjoy somewhat of a bad reputation around here and oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!

It's CHUBBY TELETUBBY!

[End Master]

I like how we have a tendency to have a "replacement" member at all times.

Chubby sort of left around the time Apoth showed up. Now that Apoth's gone, Chubby comes back.

Balance in all things...

[Vesnic]

Actually, Apoth and Chubby coincided for awhile. Chubby disappeared when I showed up. And we all know Apoth is never really gone. He just gets temporarily too important for us before his raging statistics disease drives him back here in a frenzy of competitive posting.

[apotheosis]

Chubby? Seems like I missed a lot. Got to keep my post count going... so, this is a post. I'm gonna party tonight so peace out. Maybe I'll make some drunken posts in the early morning. We shall see.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Err! Chubby? IS he infamous or famous?

[End Master]

Oh the stories we could tell about ChubbyTeletubby (His full name) would be too long to list here. If you want a small insight to him, check out his CRACK ATTACK! story. Though his Mage Slayer one was well done too and the complete opposite.

He used to get drunk and rant at everyone on the forums, but he could come up with good stories. He just had a tendency to delete them for no apparent reason.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

LOL! What did he get banned for?

[End Master]

He originally got banned when he was posting drunken rants in the Announcement forum when the owner was trying to get some serious opinions on the site. It was overlooked a few times, but then he kept doing it and he got banned.


A short history of Chubby...

Arrived as "FreeThinkingAsshole"

Decided he didn't like that name and changed it to "ChubbyTeletubby" which he would become best known for.

Fucked around and got banned from the forums, became "JohnJohnson" to get around the ban.

Created another name called "OldManHiggins". Hilarity ensues.

Time passes and then ALL of his names get perma-banned from the entire site.

Things get sorted out. He gets back on the site as Chubby and the rest of his names stay deleted.

Disappears to parts unknown, which probably consisted of jail, sexual debauchery and long periods of drunken unconsciousness. (Possibly all 3 at the same time)

Mysterious recent appearance. Is it really him or just a shadow? Questions abound!

[JJJ-thebanisher]

He originally got banned when he was posting drunken rants in the Announcement forum when the owner was trying to get some serious opinions on the site. It was overlooked a few times, but then he kept doing it and he got banned.


A short history of Chubby...

Arrived as "FreeThinkingAsshole"

Decided he didn't like that name and changed it to "ChubbyTeletubby" which he would become best known for.

Fucked around and got banned from the forums, became "JohnJohnson" to get around the ban.

Created another name called "OldManHiggins". Hilarity ensues.

Time passes and then ALL of his names get perma-banned from the entire site.

Things get sorted out. He gets back on the site as Chubby and the rest of his names stay deleted.

Disappears to parts unknown, which probably consisted of jail, sexual debauchery and long periods of drunken unconsciousness. (Possibly all 3 at the same time)

Mysterious recent appearance. Is it really him or just a shadow? Questions abound!

Thanks man! You know.... Theres a story brewin' :D

[Nappi]

So he didnt really do any thing recently to get banned?
Sev is just being precautious?weird.

[donteatpoop]

So he didnt really do any thing recently to get banned?
Sev is just being precautious?weird.

He;s been gone so long that his e-mail has shut down. You have to have an active e-mail account to be a member. He also had multiple accounts, which is another violation.

[Nappi]

well hes online right now so I guess its sorted then..:cool:

EDIT: I could of sworn he was just logged on and reading this topic thread...yet he isnt in the members list..weirder.

[Darthvader13]

i saw him online earlier today too. Who the hell am I, you ask? They call me!

DV13 (or Darth, or DV, or the Empire, or vader)

[JJJ-thebanisher]

i saw him online earlier today too. Who the hell am I, you ask? They call me!

DV13 (or Darth, or DV, or the Empire, or vader)

I totally started the whole dv13 thing

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Okay, where do I begin?

Shhh. Don't talk.

First of all, don't believe any of the lies these people might have told you about me, Vesnic.

Secrets and lies. That's all it is around here.

These people will say and do anything to destroy my reputation?

Why? - I'm sure you find yourself wondering. Or possibly not.

I'm not sure why. Jealousy, probably. They're jealous because I am so fresh and so clean and I got money in the bank on the really real.

It's not that I don't LIKE them, don't get me wrong. It's just that I hate them. Period.

Anyway, glad to add another fan to the roster (which already numbers in the millions). I'm like a GOD in Korea. And don't even get me started on the Sudan.

Have you ever wondered why they call it THE Sudan, instead of just Sudan?

Of course you haven't.

[Vesnic]

Actually, I think using definite articles for country names is going out of favor. I mean, just think of what massive egos these people must get knowing that they are so ... definitive. It inevitably leads to their self destruction.

Some handy examples:

The Congo--Anyone for a machete to the face?

The Ukraine--If radiation poisoning doesn't get you, then cirrhosis will. If cirrhosis doesn't get you, then acute cabbage overdose will.

The Netherlands--Wooden shoes? What were those people ON?

I'm leaving out an obvious one on purpose so I can stay on good terms with Chubby.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Ah, shux. It's okay.

Here's the thing, though. It's not that I don't hate our wonderful country just as much as the next fat lazy slob who lives here. It's just it pisses me off when people start popping off at the mouth about shit they have no idea about (ie homerpython when it came to gun control, our military policies, ect.).

Believe me, I'm no fan of the "Justice system", either. Especially since I was slapped with this felony charge last November. It's all about money.

Thanks to this BS charge, I was unable to attend my dad's funeral in Mexico. Thanks to this BS charge I can't even leave the state of Colorado without getting a "written pass" from my PO like I'm some kind of grade schooler. Thanks to this BS charge I have to piss in a fucking cup two times a week, which means I have to leave my job, drive all the way downtown, and PAY the mother fuckers at the Health Lab.

And thanks to this BS charge I can't vote (no big loss there), own a handgun (although I still do), or do a wide variety of other things I wanted to do with my life.

I just can't wait until my "probation" is finished. I've nearly choked out my PO on several different occasions. And only a few months ago she was on the virge of sending to me to a federal pound me in the ass prison over our little stand-off when she wouldn't let me get a passport so I could attend my dad's funeral.

I'm too beautiful for prison. Luckily, she realized this.

They can brand me as a felon, but they can't stop me from doing what I want. Which is, namely, fondling myself in front of old ladies and/or school children.

[apotheosis]

So Chubby, would this make you a libertarian?

If so, high five. I've been reading up on them and it seems to be the only political party that isn't totally corrupt and absurd.