Chubby asked that I post this for him

[donteatpoop]

(the following was copy/pasted directly from my site e-mail, aparently it is only the forum that has him banned)

Since I'm ALREADY banned from the boards, will you please post these comments on the forum? Under off topic or wherever the Hell you so choose:

What it is, yo?

Yours truly has returned, bigger and badder than ever!

It's good to see not too much has changed around here, however. I'm sure you losers are just as lame as always. Some things never change, eh? Haha.

It's funny 'cause it's true!

Well it feels good to be back, and not just because I'm on week 3 of a 5-month long meth-binge.

Seriously, though. This last year has been quite a year. I've lost some friends, lost some family, gained a felony charge (woohoo! I'm so smart! Apparently security guards don't like it when you fight back with a pair of brass knuckles...go fig), and even lost my mind a couple times.

But I look forward to reading some of the new work put forward by you idiots (both old and new), and maybe even adding some of my own.

Writing has always been a great stress reliever for me. Not sure why.

Anyway, see ya around.

[Vesnic]

Doesn't Chubby have a new name that he's online with, right now? It doesn't say that he's banned either...
and by new name, I mean his old name: ChubbyTeletubby. Not just ChubbyT.

Hi Chubs! Oh my gosh I'm too bashful to say anything more!

[donteatpoop]

Doesn't Chubby have a new name that he's online with, right now? It doesn't say that he's banned either...
and by new name, I mean his old name: ChubbyTeletubby. Not just ChubbyT.

Hi Chubs! Oh my gosh I'm too bashful to say anything more!

I said the same thing to him. I told him he's logged in right now, but he still claims he's banned. I guess he would know...

[Nappi]

So..Why is he banned from the forums?
I thought this was where all the retards are welcomed ,one and all.

[End Master]

Lol.

He probably isn’t banned and is just making DEP jump through hoops for his amusement.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Lol.

He probably isn’t banned and is just making DEP jump through hoops for his amusement.

Thats ok, I make his aunt and sister jump through hoops for my amusement.

[Usoki]

Well, when I click on his profile now, it says he's a Literary Hack. So, I would guess that makes him unbanned? I never saw the forum reading him as 'banned'. I also wonder if Chubby just didn't activate his account or something.

[Dragavan]

Well, when I click on his profile now, it says he's a Literary Hack. So, I would guess that makes him unbanned? I never saw the forum reading him as 'banned'. I also wonder if Chubby just didn't activate his account or something.

The email he used for the ChubbyTeletubby account is one he doesn't have access to so he can't activate it from the email. Hopefully Sev will be able to get this fixed somehow for him (even though it's an unusual situation). So yes, the account has not been properly activated yet... But he didn't stop there. He tried to make another account with another email (ChubbyT), but the automated systems are too smart for that (or something) and banned his second attempt for being a multiple account situation. So he is stuck without a usable account until Sev does something to either remove them so he can start over to activates one for him.

[apotheosis]

I think this is all just an elaborate hoax.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I think YOU'RE an elaborate hoax, Apoth. YOU'RE an elaborate hoax.

Anyway, I "outsmarted" the system and found a way into these oh-so hallowed grounds that we call the forums.

And now I'm free to desecrate them once more! Or at least until Justin bans me for impersonating evil old men who happen to like prune juice and girls in their teens. Or some such tomfoolery.

Praise Jesus, truly.

Do you feel that? It's called the Holy Spirit, and it's amongst us, brothers and Jezibels. It is amongst us. Not amoung, amongst. Amongst us, brothers and sisters. Amongst. Us. Not amoung. It is here in our presence and I'm loving every second of it.

Herberger fnergen blyur flargen heppein schnizzel der florbinschickle!

I'm speakin' in tongues! Praise Mary's sacred nipples!

Cool.

Once again, look forward to reading some of the new work around here. That Veswhateverthehellhernameis broad has an excellent one that DEP recommended.

We need more lady authors around here - or at least we did last time I checked. It's a God damn sausage fest around here.

[End Master]

Hah, I get to be the first one to welcome Chubby back.

Welcome back for real this time.

[donteatpoop]

Speaking of saugsage fests, apoth has been letting us put our sausages in his mouth, chubby. That way Ves and Katie don't have to take the brunt of the sexual encounters on here.

[apotheosis]

Sorry I doubted you Chubby. As for you DEP, you are just jealous I've found good college friends and don't spend more than 5 minutes on IS in a given day anymore...

[donteatpoop]

Sorry I doubted you Chubby. As for you DEP, you are just jealous I've found good college friends and don't spend more than 5 minutes on IS in a given day anymore...

People who put their cocks in your mouth are not good freinds. People who let you put your cock in their mouths, however...

[End Master]

Praise Jesus, truly.

Do you feel that? It's called the Holy Spirit, and it's amongst us, brothers and Jezibels. It is amongst us. Not amoung, amongst. Amongst us, brothers and sisters. Amongst. Us. Not amoung. It is here in our presence and I'm loving every second of it.

Herberger fnergen blyur flargen heppein schnizzel der florbinschickle!

I'm speakin' in tongues! Praise Mary's sacred nipples!

RAPE

It's a God damn sausage fest around here.

MURDER

sausages in his mouth

EVIL

brunt of the sexual encounters

HATE

People who put their cocks in your mouth

BURN THE SKY

put your cock in their mouths

KILL FOR GOD

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[Usoki]

EndMaster has been possessed by drums! Quick, someone perform an exorcism!

[Vesnic]

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you, goddamit!

Aww fuck it. Go levitate all you want. Rape yourself with crucifixes to your heart's content. I need a fucking drink.

[Nappi]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c50/Phototyrant/Chrsitiansingles.jpg

Man that cristyan is stacked:D

[Vesnic]

Whatever. I am stacked-er than that chick.

[Dragavan]

Whatever. I am stacked-er than that chick.

and the fact that you are not a Christian (or even a Christy Anne) is a bonus.

[Vesnic]

What?! You mean it hasn't dawned on anyone yet that I'm a devout Catholic? I can't believe this! I am scandalized! I am going to go pray for the souls in Purgatory and do things with my rosary. In bed.

[Dragavan]

What?! You mean it hasn't dawned on anyone yet that I'm a devout Catholic? I can't believe this! I am scandalized! I am going to go pray for the souls in Purgatory and do things with my rosary. In bed.

Well, Catholics are not Christians. Many people make this mistake, but it's true. Yes, they believe in Christ, but so do Muslims and Buddhists. It's about the totality of their faith being about the worship of a trinity, and having several lesser holy beings as well. Catholics are not Christians, so you could be Catholic (as I was raised and turned my back on) and what was said about you not being Christian would be still be true.

Don't you love when I bring logic into these humorous conversations?

[End Master]

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[Usoki]

Nice photo shopping there, End. I totally almost didn't notice. Or, should I say...photo MS Paint-ing?

Now, see, Drag...I find that interesting. I was also born and raised Catholic, and my 'spiritual advising teachers' informed me that we were both Catholic and Christian, with the latter being a more vague title that catches more faiths than the more specific Catholic term.

[apotheosis]

I was born and raised Catholic as well, but I denounced all religious beliefs when I was about 10 or 11.

[Dragavan]

Now, see, Drag...I find that interesting. I was also born and raised Catholic, and my 'spiritual advising teachers' informed me that we were both Catholic and Christian, with the latter being a more vague title that catches more faiths than the more specific Catholic term.

Catholics (as a group) say and believe a lot of things that do not mesh with the larger classifications and world beliefs. Just saying that they are Christian does not make them Christian. Just as if I said I was black or Jewish doesn't make me black or Jewish. Catholics have changed the faith they supposedly started so many times that it no longer even closely resembles the one it used to be. They even rewrote the Bible to remove and change passages that didn't mesh with the changes they made.

The Catholic church is not a monotheistic religion that follows and believes in the teachings of Jesus, the son of the "one true god". The Catholic church is actually polytheistic and Jesus is just one of their three Main gods (with several layers of lesser holy beings below them). Of course the average Catholic church goer (most are rather casual about it these days) won't believe this as they don't really understand their own religion. I used to be in that camp until I actually started to study religion back in high school (a few years after I stopped being an altar boy).

If you use the loose definition of Christian to be a church that believes in Jesus than the Roman Catholic Church qualifies (as does Buddhist, Islam, and others), but the most accepted use of the term is more strict then that. I am not going to get into a religious debate here as I really hate talking about faith (especially since I have done extensive studies on dozens of them in the past). I believe people should be allowed to follow whatever faith they want to believe in as long as they don't try and push it on me, but that doesn't mean I am going to accept the terms they use as truth when their own church doesn't even use them right.

[Usoki]

I guess my only issue with that is that I've always seen the Holy Trinity as three versions of one God, and the lesser holy beings never actually being worshipped. Communication by prayer, sure, but not worship.

On the other hand, I am fully aware that my view is seldom the "official" view, which is why I stopped participating in religious debates if the opponent has actual knowledge. (As opposed to the more popular "ur wrong and u will burn in hell lol" view the Bible-Thumpers like to wield.) I have no problem with an idea swap instead of a debate.

Or, as MRH would say, "You are wrong and you are going to burn in hell! And the entire time you mother-fuckers burn I'm going to be watching porn! By choice, not because I'm a sad, single ans overaged sack of crap that closely resembles a human being."

[donteatpoop]

I was raised catholic too, and I completely agree with dragavan here.

Not only is the whole trinity thing a peculiarity, the praying and worshipping of saints is a direct contradiction of Gods top ten list. The first three commandments deal with loving and worshipping only God. Yet the catholic churches have just as many prayers for Mary as they do for God. They have a patron saint of everything. Catholocism reminds me more of the Greek gods and godesses than christianity, in that there are so many "gods" or "saints" to pray to.

[Locke]

It always seemed to me that the Trinity (the father, son, and holy spirit) were essentially one being, or different faces of the same God, and that Mary, the disciples, the saints, etc were revered rather than outright worshipped. Even a prayer like the Hail Mary only beseeches Mary (who is presumably in Heaven) to intercede and beg God's forgiveness of sinners. I'd rule out any sort of polytheism, myself. If there's anything I find odd about Catholicism it is this principle of intercession, whereby another person like a priest can act as an intermediary to God and/or Jesus to aid in getting one's sins forgiven. I guess it can't hurt to have someone else praying for you, but I always saw religion in a more personal light: as regards the mortal soul, it's pretty much up to you and only you whether you're saved or damned. There's nothing inherently wrong with asking someone to pray for you, though, or asking for the help and guidance of a priest. I don't believe confession of sins to a priest or performing penance assigned by the priest will in and of itself absolve the believer of sin, but such activities can only serve to focus and reinforce one's faith.

I attended Catholic church for a good while when I was younger. I was not raised Catholic, and I can't really claim Catholicism as my religion since I haven't attended the church in years and my beliefs are likely slightly different, but from what I've seen it seems Catholicism catches a lot of undeserved negativity these days (mostly since that scandal involving priests, altar boys and so forth). Like any religion it's got its bad seeds, odd dirivative sects and so forth, but I see it (as with most modern religions) as a generally peaceful organization devoted to salvation and good works.

[End Master]

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[donteatpoop]

It always seemed to me that the Trinity (the father, son, and holy spirit) were essentially one being, or different faces of the same God, and that Mary, the disciples, the saints, etc were revered rather than outright worshipped. Even a prayer like the Hail Mary only beseeches Mary (who is presumably in Heaven) to intercede and beg God's forgiveness of sinners. I'd rule out any sort of polytheism, myself.

The fact that they are praying through someone to God contradicts the connection laid out for man. There is no in between, there is the worshipper and God.

[Usoki]

I don't see why there can't be an inbetween, though. I'm with Locke, here. Personally, I feel awkward talking straight to Him about something so petty as "Oh, help me on my next test," or what-have-you. To me, that's like going straight to the chancellor of the college when you're having a problem in one of your classes- there are at least five, but definitely more, chains of command in between you and the chancellor, and all of them are capable of giving help. If one of the patron saints can help me, why should I choose to side-step him so I can ask Him? It's the same effect, either way, but I view the latter as showing disrespect of the chain of command He set up, as well as an unnecessary burden on His shoulders. He's omnipotent, of course he can handle anything- but just because he can handle it doesn't make it any less unnecessary.

[donteatpoop]

but I view the latter as showing disrespect of the chain of command He set up, as well as an unnecessary burden on His shoulders.
That's the thing, though. He didn't set this 'chain of command' up, carious popes did when they canonized the "saints".

I agree with you about not bugging God about petty shit, like "help me get better soon" or "help me not fail this test". That's why I don't bug Him with petty shit. When I pray to God, I pray for forgiveness for any major sins I've comitted that I cannot justify, and when someone is super ill and/or dying. Otherwise, I don't bother Him.