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donteatpoop

09-09-2007, 08:36 AM

I'm already at 92% full with 46 messages.

I'm gonna have to delete the lame ones soon.

Darthvader13

09-10-2007, 08:01 PM

I'm only at 14. lol.

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:07 PM

I'm already at 92% full with 46 messages.

I'm gonna have to delete the lame ones soon.

Jeeze... 92% full..... 46 messages..... Is it possible to work this one out?

Nappi

09-10-2007, 08:12 PM

I'm already at 92% full with 46 messages.

I'm gonna have to delete the lame ones soon.

who gives a fuk:confused:
I mean really?

donteatpoop

09-10-2007, 08:14 PM

who gives a fuk
I mean really?

Are you serious? Use your fucking head. Apparently I do, otherwise I wouldn't have opened a thread about it. Really stupid question, Nappi. I'm disappointed in you.

Nappi

09-10-2007, 08:16 PM

I think you and Apoth have similar issues...

donteatpoop

09-10-2007, 08:17 PM

I think you and Apoth have similar issues...

He got herpes from your mom too?

Nappi

09-10-2007, 08:18 PM

Sheesh calm down Anubis,it was a simply question.

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:21 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
aHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
phew!!!
That was so fucking great i cant even begin to announce that

End Master

09-10-2007, 08:24 PM

I'm gonna have to delete the lame ones soon.

So basically you're saying you're clearing out your Sent Items box

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:25 PM

OMG YOU GUYS! Stop it... pretty soon im gonna have to gut myself with a knifeFork to stop laughing...

donteatpoop

09-10-2007, 08:26 PM

So basically you're saying you're clearing out your Sent Items box

Ooooh, snap.

Nappi

09-10-2007, 08:27 PM

@ jjj :p please hurry

donteatpoop

09-10-2007, 08:29 PM

Don't be sad that no one sends you anything nappi. At least you're not this guy (http://forums.infinite-story.com/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=ad56f66379fd2c899b81e5034682e94e).

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:32 PM

Don't be sad that no one sends you anything nappi. At least you're not this guy (http://forums.infinite-story.com/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=ad56f66379fd2c899b81e5034682e94e).

That didnt work, you clever little son of a bitch.

donteatpoop

09-10-2007, 08:36 PM

That didnt work, you clever little son of a bitch.

It was intended for nappi, see this thread (http://forums.infinite-story.com/showthread.php?t=42)

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:37 PM

It was intended for nappi, see this thread (http://forums.infinite-story.com/showthread.php?t=42)

Well... Either thats the link to the thread with your "cornered" link or something or whatever or its another one of those danm "cornered links" or whatever.

Anyway... Either way I REFUSE TO CLICK IT YOU CLEVER BASTARD.

Nappi

09-10-2007, 08:38 PM

That didnt work, you clever little son of a bitch.

Thatt was a razz at me JJJ,http://forums.infinite-story.com/showthread.php?t=42
DEP just isnt feeling very inventive today

JJJ-thebanisher

09-10-2007, 08:39 PM

Thatt was a razz at me JJJ,http://forums.infinite-story.com/showthread.php?t=42
DEP just isnt feeling very inventive today

That is the exact post I was talking about... :D

Vesnic

09-11-2007, 07:08 AM

You know, why is it only men who talk incessantly about how BIG something they own is?

Katie, I have some questions for you:

How big are your bazookas?

How big is your hair in the summer? (Like, you know, doesn't the humidity just WRECK your do? Like oh my god, I have this one friend who looks like Whoopi Goldberg whenever the humidity hits above 75%. It'd be fine to look like Whoopi Gooldberg. If you were she. But she is not she. She is a small blonde girl from Alabama.)

How big is your vibrator? Are you a pocket-sized travelin' light kind of girl or does size really matter?

donteatpoop

09-11-2007, 03:41 PM

You know, why is it only men who talk incessantly about how BIG something they own is?

Katie, I have some questions for you:

How big are your bazookas?

Actually I'm interested in that one too.

Hi! My name is: Katie

09-11-2007, 10:31 PM

You know, why is it only men who talk incessantly about how BIG something they own is?

Katie, I have some questions for you:

How big are your bazookas?

How big is your hair in the summer?

How big is your vibrator? Are you a pocket-sized travelin' light kind of girl or does size really matter?

It is interesting to ponder why men talk about big things. It brings to mind the nature vs. nurture argument. Do they talk about big things because they know that during the course of evolution only the fittest survive, and generally as most carnivores know, the smallest is the easiest to pick off. Or perhaps they have been raised in a society that upsizes everything and calls it "better." Or, perhaps their father's told them bigger was better when they were young. Or there could be countless other reasons.

As for my Bazookas, they are bigger than peaches, and smaller than watermellons. And when I say bigger than peaches, I mean a good deal bigger. And when I say smaller than watermellons I mean a good deal smaller. Ponder that.

My hair is not particularly big. It is just hair. Dead cells, or whatever. It does get frizzed out, but not like 80's ladies hair.

My vibrators keep breaking, remember? I kill the engines on them because I run them so much and so hard. I had a remote control jack rabbit, that thing was pretty big 7.25 inches long, 4.25 inches at the head... and then it had the pearls... oh how I loved those pearls. It's really not about the size, it's what can be done with it that matters. I mean, if I could ever find a real penis that worked like those pearls, I'd seriously never leave my room. I mean, can you imagine? Never having to replace the batteries, and never having the engine die? :: sigh:: a girl can dream.

~Katie

JJJ-thebanisher

09-11-2007, 11:04 PM

Errr. Gobsmacking?

donteatpoop

09-11-2007, 11:26 PM

As for my Bazookas, they are bigger than peaches, and smaller than watermellons. And when I say bigger than peaches, I mean a good deal bigger. And when I say smaller than watermellons I mean a good deal smaller. Ponder that.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are indeed pondering.

I mean, if I could ever find a real penis that worked like those pearls, I'd seriously never leave my room. I mean, can you imagine? Never having to replace the batteries, and never having the engine die? :: sigh:: a girl can dream.

Reminds me of an idea I had for aesthetic surgery. Something that will make a vagina vibrate. I suppose this could be easily incorporated into penisi

Hi! My name is: Katie

09-12-2007, 07:27 AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are indeed pondering.

Reminds me of an idea I had for aesthetic surgery. Something that will make a vagina vibrate. I suppose this could be easily incorporated into penisi

That is a sexcellent idea. A vibrating penis would be amazing. I'm not even opposed to the whole vibrating vagina thing. Althought it would have to be perfected, I like to you know... feel it.

Vesnic

09-12-2007, 07:36 AM

Call me old school, but I like to keep my vibrations to my vibrators. And vibrators, even with all their mechanical skillz, just aren't the same as having a whole man to play with.

Hi! My name is: Katie

09-12-2007, 07:00 PM

Yeah, I like to have something to fill my oral fixation, and a vibrator is ok, but a penis is so much better. I can't begin to explain my full fascination with the boy parts.

Which brings me to my next question... I need a fix, where is End?

End Master

09-12-2007, 07:09 PM

Here I am. :)

ChubbyTeletubby

09-12-2007, 11:18 PM

Wow.

I'm gonna grab my bottle of KY jelly and box of ultra-absorbant, heavy duty industrial strength tissue.

Y'all keep on doin what you do.

This place has gotten a lot better.

I like those pearls, too.

And don't get me started on batteries.

It wasn't until I got my diesel/nuclear fission powered GMC brand vibrator (origanly developed by NASA) that I really had any fun at all.

That is until I met Jamieson, my big black lover, in the county jail.

apotheosis

09-17-2007, 05:05 PM

Diseal/Nuclear Fission powered vibrator? That isn't exactly very green and environmentally friendly of you Chubby. You should instead use a redwood tree filled with so many termites that it vibrates naturally. It won't put off green house gases and you get the added bonus of sensuous splinters and the constant feeling of eggs laid in your rectum hatching. Everyone loves being a butt-mommy.

JJJ-thebanisher

09-17-2007, 05:29 PM