Frank the Fish

[donteatpoop]

As many of you know, I have "adding more to Ducky Park" somewhere on the back burner on my list of things to do.

One of the things I'd like to add to is the Frank the Fish branch. Frank the Fish is one of Happy Ducks loyal companions, but the suit is allegedly cursed. Three people have died at Ducky Park while wearing the Frank the Fish suit.

I've already drowned him (oh the irony) and crushed his bones on a ferris wheels. Any other ideas? I can make at most three more deaths.

[Vesnic]

How about you give him a nice dose of PCB's that make him grow three eyes and then have an awesome hallucination before turning belly up?

[donteatpoop]

How about you give him a nice dose of PCB's that make him grow three eyes and then have an awesome hallucination before turning belly up?

Uh... Not the cartoon itself, Ricky (the main character) while wearing the Frank the Fish costume. Read the Costume path of Ducky Park and you'll se ewhat I'm talking about.

[Usoki]

I'd like to see him impaled by something. And, if not impaled, at least run over. Derailed roller coaster or parking lot mishap?

[Vesnic]

Sorry guys I'm too gonzo to know what I"m saying. If nothing else, I like to at least usually be comprehensible. Anyway, I know you'll forgive me and chalk it up to stress. I haven't actually read enough of Ducky Park to have a valid opinion on this. So I'll shut up. Bye!


(If nothing else, I know when to shut up!)

[donteatpoop]

I'd like to see him impaled by something. And, if not impaled, at least run over. Derailed roller coaster or parking lot mishap?

Impaling him would be cool. I'm struggling to figure out where/how that could happen though (not that it has to be likely, just something that could be in the park).

Having him run over is an easy one to do. I could pretty much put him anywhere for that.

Good ideas. If you come up with any way to impale him let me know, otherwise I'll have to keep wracking my drug addled brain...

[Usoki]

Well, if I was more science minded, and I knew for certain that high-pressured projectiles really are deadly, and not urban myth, I'd try and think of a carnival ride that has pressure piston-y things as a part of its operations along with sharp and pointy objects that could come off in the explosion. But I don't, and even if I did, at the moment I can't think of any ride that could impale someone upon explosion.

[donteatpoop]

Well, if I was more science minded, and I knew for certain that high-pressured projectiles really are deadly, and not urban myth, I'd try and think of a carnival ride that has pressure piston-y things as a part of its operations along with sharp and pointy objects that could come off in the explosion. But I don't, and even if I did, at the moment I can't think of any ride that could impale someone upon explosion.


Ooooh, wait. Your mentioning of a projectile gives me an idea, and a way that I can combine your suggestions together. (I'll message you for your thoughts so that the casual observer doesn't feel like it's a give away in the story.)

[Usoki]

I'm glad you told me you sent me a message- is there any sort of notification for that sort of thing? Anyway, I replied.

[donteatpoop]

I'm glad you told me you sent me a message- is there any sort of notification for that sort of thing? Anyway, I replied.

The number appears in the top right side of the screen, but otherwise no notification. I opened a thread in the suggestions part for something that blinks or something when you get a message, that way you can see it. But no one else seemed to think it was a good idea. I think there have been a ton of messages I have sent that no one saw.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Ok!!! Is there anyway you could have it so a small child indirectly causes his death?

I havn't read through the story in question. So Im not sure if this is possible, but I think it would be awesome lol.