DEP officialy rocks :D

[JJJ-thebanisher]

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/message.aspx?MessageId=4502


Hahahah, Im loving that thread. Please by all means, be as sadistically horrible as you want to anubis lol..

[Darthvader13]

Have u been checking on CYS alot, jjj? I thought u were gonna stay away from it?

Don'tr get me wrong, i'm not saying you shouldn't, i'm just saying that that's what I thought.

riley

[End Master]

Oddly internet forums can get incredibly addictive if you’ve been hanging out at one for a long period of time and contributing a lot. Takes awhile before you can just “quit” immediately.

Fortunately Triple J can say pretty much whatever he likes and a lot of it here, so it’s a good substitute drug. I dare say he’s actually graduated to the “hard stuff”.

Glad to see DEP is doing his job as the IS goodwill ambassador though.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Have u been checking on CYS alot, jjj? I thought u were gonna stay away from it?

Don'tr get me wrong, i'm not saying you shouldn't, i'm just saying that that's what I thought.

riley

Well, I had a bit of unfinished business to attend to the other day, so I had to go on that site(ish thing) for a few minutes.

[donteatpoop]

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/message.aspx?MessageId=4502


Hahahah, Im loving that thread. Please by all means, be as sadistically horrible as you want to anubis lol..

What can I say? anubis is super defensive. He tends to take offense at everything. Other members of the site have (twice so far) pointed out that I wasn't attacking anything and that he was being too defensive.

I'm not trying to taunt the kid, but he's asking for it.

[donteatpoop]

I just sent Anubis a private message over there.

When I first joined he expressed paranoia about whether I hated him or not, since "for some reason JJJ didn't like me".

Here's what I sent him: Remember when you mentioned to me that for some reason JJJ didn't like you? I wonder if it has anything to do with your over-sensativity? You take insults when none are given, over react to anything that is posted that you don't 100% agree with, and resort to name calling even as you tell others that they are being rude.

Just a hunch, anyway.

[End Master]

Anubus sent me a PM asking what “Fnord” meant once, but I did notice he tends to argue over little things with others a lot on those forums. I think there was a thread where DV13 was just asking for advice for a horror story and Anubus just said they all sucked because they were unrealistic or something.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

As far as I've seen, I havnt run into anyone over here that I actually don't like, whereas over there it was every second member. Honestly, the forums on chooseyourstory.com are like a political race. Its really not fun. They have their jewels. madglee and darthvader_13 come to mind. Two of the absolute coolest guys I have EVER run into online. The unfinished business I previously mentioned was giving a detailed explanation to madglee about why I am no longer around there. If anyone deserves it, he does.

EDIT: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/message.aspx?MessageId=4507

I LOVE THIS POST HAHAHAHAHAH

[Dragavan]

As far as I've seen, I havnt run into anyone over here that I actually don't like...

Sounds like he is calling us slackers.

Okay ISers, we really have to ramp things up here. I think we have become too lax. Where are the jabs? Where are the insults? Where are the pointless contradictory statements and overly corrective "factual" posts? Have we all become too soft and accepting? How did this happen? So get out there and return to true form. We can't have all these new people coming in here and saying things like this. We can't all just get along. I mean even I was excited to have Chubby-T back and you all know that he and I used to really go at it at one time.

[End Master]

Too lazy. Someone else do it.

Besides there's plenty of insults thrown around. DEP and Usoki are still doing a lot of the barb stuff. Nappi's pretty vicious in a debate, Ves has been known to rant and Apoth just made a thread calling someone a fucktard.

EDIT: Just read that Anubis thread. Pretty amusing. It reminds me of the arguments DEP and Yazzman used to get into.

[Usoki]

That is a pretty good thread. It's like two people getting mad at each other because the other person just has to get in the last word, and so they're going to get the last word this time as revenge.

[donteatpoop]

That is a pretty good thread. It's like two people getting mad at each other because the other person just has to get in the last word, and so they're going to get the last word this time as revenge.

If you read the two threads JJJ linked us to, you can see that in the first one I was mocking the story length thing (not cruelly, I don't think) and a-n00b-is (he hates when I call him that) flipped out like it was a personal attack against him. In the second thread he argues with himself for three posts.

[End Master]

Well since Drag said there wasn’t enough insulting around here, I’m collectively insulting you all.

All you people that don’t believe in God in the true Christian way are going to burn in hell.

All you people that believe in any sort of religion are brainwashed idiots.

Women should be able to get abortions. We got too many useless people in the world as it is. You being a perfect example of one of them.

Life is sacred and abortions should be illegal, you’re basically Hitler if you support it.

Everyone who isn’t American sucks. We’re obviously superior at everything.

Americans suck. They’re fat and stupid.

There should be gun control. Guys who own them just got short dicks.

There shouldn’t be gun control. Guys who hate them are just fucking pussies.

Drugs are bad. You’re fucking loser if you even smoke pot.

Drugs are okay in moderation. You just got a stick up your ass if haven’t even tried them.

Gays are just like everyone else, you’re all just a bunch of homophobes.

Fags are an abomination in the eyes of god and are a bunch of pedophiles.

You’re all a bunch of fags too.

The evil US government caused 9/11 in an attempt to create a fascist police state. You’re just a fucking sheep that believes everything the government tells you.

The US government is too fucking incompetent to pull off 9/11. You’re just a fucking loony conspiracy theorist that has too much time on his hands.

You misspelled that word. I am an English Master so I should know.

The Sun revolves around the Earth and it’s flat. My IQ is 185 so I should know.

Smart men don’t go for “American Princesses” they obviously go for Russian mail order brides and a woman’s place is the kitchen and the bedroom. My Ex-wife sucks so I should know.

Child sex robots should be legal and there should be censorship. Stop calling me a pedophile.

I have engaged in sexual relations with all of your mothers. They’re all sluts.

I have also engaged in sexual relations with all of your wives and girlfriends. They’re all sluts.

You’re all no talent hacks and your stories suck.

You’re also all fucktards.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/028.gif


There you go, hope it was worth it. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1015.gif

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Fuck You! :d

[Nappi]

End ,triple Jay may not bring himself to say it but I will;youre the fekkin master.:cool:
That was a beautiful synopsis of all the old forum "heated" debates from both sides at once,but you forgot to mention (as JJJ will probably tell us yet again) how you are also fukiin our sisters and aunts too.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

End ,triple Jay may not bring himself to say it but I will;youre the fekkin master.:cool:
That was a beautiful synopsis of all the old forum "heated" debates from both sides at once,but you forgot to mention (as JJJ will probably tell us yet again) how you are also fukiin our sisters and aunts too.

Wow so that means DEP's sister and aunt are getting gangbanged.

[Usoki]

I thought his sister was his aunt...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

I thought his sister was his aunt...

Common mistake, I can assure you, that your wrong. Identical twins though. I know... difficult situation to fathom.

[donteatpoop]

I thought his sister was his aunt...
Either way, she sucks a mean cock.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Either way, she sucks a mean cock.

Now thats just fucking creeeeeeeeeepy.

[Usoki]

Now thats just fucking creeeeeeeeeepy.

Pssh, that's nothing. Welcome to the IS forums.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

ERrr.. BUT THATS HIS OWN AUNT AND SISTER!!

[Dragavan]

ERrr.. BUT THATS HIS OWN AUNT AND SISTER!!

Yeah? At least he shares with others, so it's all good.

[donteatpoop]

ERrr.. BUT THATS HIS OWN AUNT AND SISTER!!

I know. When I'm with her it's almost like a threesome.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/message.aspx?MessageId=4512

LOL ANUBIS IS 12 YEARS OLD ROFL.

[Darthvader13]

...i'm 13...is that bad? :confused:
riley

[JJJ-thebanisher]

...i'm 13...is that bad? :confused:
riley

When youve got a head as big as his... yes.

[Dragavan]

...i'm 13...is that bad? :confused:
riley

Only if Drums was still around... as it stands you are pretty safe here.

[donteatpoop]

Only if Drums was still around... as it stands you are pretty safe here.


Hahahaha. Great answer.

For the sake of the new guys; Drums was a guy who used to show up in the old forums. He thankfully did not convvert over to these ones.

He would constantly bring up how he wanted to make "child sex robots", in otherwords robots made to have sex with that looked like children. so some of us called him a pedohpile and he got offended.

Thing is, he would always bring up this child sex robot thing and then he would yell at us for swearing. EndMaster claims that drums was just saying random shit to get a rise out of people, but I don't know. Whatever the case, he was fucked up.

He once went to severenz (the man in charge) and asked that he stop us from swearing in the forums. That's how much of a bitch he was. Severenz put him in his place real quick saying that he didn't mind the cussing and swearing in the forums and that he was thinking about changing the website to sexwithchildren.com or some shit like that.

When the new forums were created he said something like "I'll promise to stop talking about child sex robots if you guys promise not to swear." Obviously that didn't fly.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHA
OMG THATS SO FUCKING GREAT
Fuck!!!!

Holy SHit! Thats fucking great!