Yo Momma So...

[donteatpoop]

Undoubtedly many of you are familiar with the Yo momma so... jokes. Let's do some here.

I'll start it out with an opener, and you must complete the insult.

Rules:
No repeat Yo momma jokes. If it's been said once, it's been said.
Make up your own please, don't google Yo Momma jokes and post the ones you like.
Once you finish the one above your post, you mest start one for the next person.


I'll start with an easy one:

Yo momma so fat...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Undoubtedly many of you are familiar with the Yo momma so... jokes. Let's do some here.

I'll start it out with an opener, and you must complete the insult.

Rules:
No repeat Yo momma jokes. If it's been said once, it's been said.
Make up your own please, don't google Yo Momma jokes and post the ones you like.
Once you finish the one above your post, you mest start one for the next person.


I'll start with an easy one:

Yo momma so fat...


that when she claps, it sounds alot like farting.

(ok that was lame....)

Yo mommas so ugly

[Nappi]

yo momma so ugly DEP had to roll her over on her stomach just to fook her





yo momma so ignant..

[donteatpoop]

Yo momma so ignant that she actually thought ignant was a word.

Yo momma so big-boned...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Yo momma so ignant that she actually thought ignant was a word.

Yo momma so big-boned...

Her marrow could feed China


Your momma so clumsy

[Vesnic]

Yo mama so clumsy she killed her first three kids when she fell on them doin' the hokey pokey.

Yo mama so magnanimous...

[donteatpoop]

Yo momma so magnanimous that one day she gave me some soup cause I was hungry.


Yo momma so stanky...

[Dragavan]

Yo momma so stanky she caused her neighbor, the City Dump, to move away.

Yo momma so loose...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Yo momma so stanky she caused her neighbor, the City Dump, to move away.

Yo momma so loose...

She bets at every hand

Yo momma so bitchy

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Yo momma so bitchy... every dog in the hood, AND animal control follow her around.

Yo momma so dirrty...

[apotheosis]

Yo momma is so dirty that after receiving a Cleavland steamer she smelled better.

Yo momma is so coquettish...

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Okay, not trying to steal your "thunder", apoth, but I had a couple responses to Katie's post myself. And I am a strong, independant black woman that wont be held back.

And of course we all know mine are better.

Yo momma so dirty her guinacologist receives a federal "hazard pay" g-check just to get within one foot of her vagina.

Yo momma so dirty she had lesbian sex with Paris Hilton and GAVE that slut three STDs.

Yo momma so dirty she wipes her filthy ass with sandpaper and STILL doesn't get it all.

Yo momma so dirty she took a bath and died. The instant her rancid body hit the water it turned into quicksand.

And finally...

Yo momma is so coquettish that when she went to Tiajuana she actually hit on a mule, a rooster, a stray dog, and a pig before finally settling on an 88 year old man, hopped up on cheap Mexican viagra. The old man never actuallly fucked her.

He just stuck animal crackers up her ass while the pig watched and the rooster jerked it off.

No one knows what happened to the mule.

It's rumored the stray dog went on to pursue a career in Atlanta's hip-hop scene, however.

Yo momma so ghetto...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Im sorry I cant even reply to that, but omg thats fucking hilarious.

[apotheosis]

Yo momma is so ghetto her yacht doesn't even have a built in bar and swimming pool.

(I'm going to college in Massachusetts)

Yo momma is so obsolete....

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I'm dumb I was stuck with the ghetto...

Yo momma so ghetto when she walks down the street house prices drop like hos on a dirty hotel mattress.


Yo momma so obsolete she makes Atari seem state of the art.

Yo momma so greasy...

[JJJ-thebanisher]

I'm dumb I was stuck with the ghetto...

Yo momma so ghetto when she walks down the street house prices drop like hos on a dirty hotel mattress.


Yo momma so obsolete she makes Atari seem state of the art.

Yo momma so greasy...

Yo momma so greasy yo daddy cooks with her. And by with her... I MEAN WITH HER.

Yo momma so contagious

[Dragavan]

Yo momma so contagious that I caught something just by writing this about her.


Yo momma so self righteous...

[apotheosis]

Yo momma is so self righteous she brags about raising money for starving children in Africa of which 90% gets lost in bureaucracy and the 10% that makes it over gets seized by warlords and never makes it to the people who actually need it.


Yo momma is so prepubescent...

[donteatpoop]

Yo momma is so self righteous she brags about raising money for starving children in Africa of which 90% gets lost in bureaucracy and the 10% that makes it over gets seized by warlords and never makes it to the people who actually need it.


Yo momma is so prepubescent...

Yo momma so prepubescent she alternates sucking between her pacifier and my cock.




Yo momma so stuck in the 70's.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

She thinks Disco Stew is the cats meow!

Yo momma so vile

[donteatpoop]

Yo momma so vile she's the reason MC Hammer liked them "soft and wet"


Yo momma so butch...

[Vesnic]

Yo momma so bitch, she thinks her Doc Martins make her look like a pansy little princess.

Yo momma so used up...