Talk like a Pirate Day

[End Master]

Apparently today is that silly day where we're all supposed to go around talking like pirates.

So...

Arr. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek051.gif

[donteatpoop]

Yarr, avaste ye maties. Swab the poop deck.

Heh. Poop deck.

[Vesnic]

Yarrr!! Yer all a bunch of blarmy skallywags, savvy?

I actually have a story for this. In college, the dorm I lived in was named after a whaler who had donated a lot of money to the school. There were stained glass boats in the lobby and a vague scent of seasalt always permeated the place. Inspired by our suggestively nautical surroundings, we declared that we were in fact a pirate ship and we hung the jolly roger from the flagpole on our roof. In the spring, the dorms all competed against one another in a rowing competition. There stood our brave Captain (house president), in full pirate attire, shouting out, "Shiver me timbers! Faster, mateys! Faster!" We won and converted the entire campus into a pirate paradise.

[apotheosis]

It's to bad my idea for a day didn't pan out like this one did. I tried to start the "talk like an anus day" and just went around making raspberry and farting noises. Surprisingly, it didn't catch on except for boys between the ages of 2 and 4 thought it was brilliant comedy.

[donteatpoop]

It's to bad my idea for a day didn't pan out like this one did. I tried to start the "talk like an anus day" and just went around making raspberry and farting noises. Surprisingly, it didn't catch on except for boys between the ages of 2 and 4 thought it was brilliant comedy.

Put it on the calendar. I'll celebrate with you. Those boys aged 2 to 4 have a great sense of humor.

[Megamantn]

Talk like a Pirate day seems pretty immature...

We all act stupid & talk like pirates. WTF is it all important?

[Locke]

I could swear I read pretty much this exact thread, including Ves and Apoth's entire posts, on the old forum... Oh, and, uh, go walk the plank, Megaman. This is about our heritage!

[Nappi]

Talk like a Pirate day seems pretty immature...

We all act stupid & talk like pirates. WTF is it all important?

Well the day has long passed but I love talking like a pirate..

"yeah man I just finished ripping the blueray of Frank Miller's 300,its awesome man,I got it encoded to an ISO at half the disk space..fuck Metallica...fuck the RIAA and Long Live Trent Reznor,he knows man,he fuckin understands our fists at the man...fuck the corporate world bitch!!!..uh hey man did you hear about Isohut closing down ed2k-it.com..fukkin A man,pretty soon we're going to have to go serverless like the good ole days,shiiiit.Hey ass wipe I need that video editing programs serial key,the one the keygen spit out has been blacklisted again,fukkkk."

ahem..is that immature enuff for ya.:D

[End Master]

Talk like a Pirate day seems pretty immature...

We all act stupid & talk like pirates. WTF is it all important?

If it was so stupid, why the hell did you resurrect the thread for?

Better work on that “not acting foolish” bit some more there Corky.

[Locke]

Oh, I see. It is an old thread. But who are you to complain about a necromancer, End? ;)

[Nappi]

If it was so stupid, why the hell did you resurrect the thread for?

Better work on that “not acting foolish” bit some more there Corky.

...thus said the destroyer of worlds.

[End Master]

Oh, I see. It is an old thread. But who are you to complain about a necromancer, End? ;)

Not really complaining, I'm just making Megaman feel more at home here.

Now I have to go rate this thread 5 stars since I know Nappi finds it hilarious to rate everyone's threads 1 star. (Why do we have thread rating anyway?)

EDIT: Stay tuned for the Day of the Ninja thread on December 5th!

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Me too, Me too!!! 5*

[donteatpoop]

Better work on that “not acting foolish” bit some more there Corky.

The "Corky" reference was from Life Goes On, megaman, look it up on youtube.

Anyway, though it's highly immature (which still means "fun", I believe), let us celebrate talk like a pirate day by reliving it in this thread.

Yarrr, swab the poop deck ye scallywags.

Arrr, alls I got are poop deck jokes.

[Vesnic]

Wow, I remember how my friends and I used to laugh and laugh at Corky until our parents told us that just wasn't cool and we were shamed into political correctness while we still remained the same bigoted little bastards underneath. Oblah dee, oblah daa, remembering that show makes me feel old.


(And 3J, you might want to cut down on your daily doses of Sycophantex.)

Yarrrr!!!

[End Master]

See that's the thing though. The media usually more often than not makes retards out to be "lovable" who are always nice, which from my experience certainly isn't the case. (Sort of like how all TV/movie hookers are actually alright looking, you see a real one and they're usually revolting)

If anything most of the retards that lived in my neighborhood or I went to school with were fucking hostile and starting fights with people who didn't even do anything against them. Not to mention these were usually the type that were 3 times bigger than everyone else at that age and had that unnatural retard strength. Dealt with a lot more "Leatherfaces" than "Corkys".

Hilarious to hear them swear though.

"HEY DICKHEEEEEEEEEAD!"

EDIT: Arr.

[Usoki]

Really? Well, I've encountered one very nice one, just like in the movies, a few who keep to themselves at all times, except for their para/nurse figure following them around, and one 'mean' one. Definitely they only have extreme personalities...but I haven't met nearly the amount of hostility End has. It's usually more of an extreme indifference.

[End Master]

The nicer/indifferent ones who just peacefully do their maintenance jobs I didn't really encounter until later on in life. The meaner ones I'm a little more familiar with though.

I remember one family in particular must've had some serious gene pool problems. 3 boys and all of them had some sort of various stage of retardation.

Kenny- The oldest was this big fat kid who'd get hostile if you just looked at him wrong. Even the neighborhood bully didn't fuck with him. He went to some special school separate from everyone else.

Frankie- The middle one was about my age, got into fights a lot. I remember he was talking about cutting off some other guys dick off, gluing it to another guy's sister and then wanting to fuck her like that. Charming! He was in special ed.

Mikie- The youngest one was about a year younger than me and was probably the "smartest" in that he wasn't quite retarded enough to be put in a special ed class, but he was getting there. He could get super mad over small things and start yelling and crying and punching at stuff.

There was another guy who lived on the street called Lamar who had the sister that Frankie was talking about. That fucker was another borderline case like Mikie, and had all these weird quirks like Frankie. Like he started humping a damn car in broad daylight once and trapped his sister in the garage where him and the neighborhood bully (Johnny) performed the "Iron Claw" on her. (An ongoing theme, since Mikie tried to do it later to her, but she got away that time)


Come to think of it, maybe it was just my neighborhood that was fucked up.

[Nappi]

Not really complaining, I'm just making Megaman feel more at home here.

Now I have to go rate this thread 5 stars since I know Nappi finds it hilarious to rate everyone's threads 1 star. (Why do we have thread rating anyway?)

EDIT: Stay tuned for the Day of the Ninja thread on December 5th!

Arrg Matey;Imma justa callenm like cease'em
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/NAPIOPHELIOS/pirates.jpg
frekkinretards,what next?

[Megamantn]

See that's the thing though. The media usually more often than not makes retards out to be "lovable" who are always nice, which from my experience certainly isn't the case. (Sort of like how all TV/movie hookers are actually alright looking, you see a real one and they're usually revolting)

If anything most of the retards that lived in my neighborhood or I went to school with were fucking hostile and starting fights with people who didn't even do anything against them. Not to mention these were usually the type that were 3 times bigger than everyone else at that age and had that unnatural retard strength. Dealt with a lot more "Leatherfaces" than "Corkys".

Hilarious to hear them swear though.

"HEY DICKHEEEEEEEEEAD!"

EDIT: Arr.

Heh, Leatherfaces watch too many Movies with John Lemmon & Walter Matheau. All they do is quote from other people like they think they are people they aren't, I mean WTF?

The Leatherfaces you dealt with must be Walter Matheau Wannabes. LOL

[march5th00]

(And 3J, you might want to cut down on your daily doses of Sycophantex.)

Yarrrr!!!

ARRR Vesnic, I be pretty sure ye meant t' say that he ortin' ta increase his dose o' Sycophantex. I'm sayin', if ye want t' pick on th' lad, do it right.

[Vesnic]

Arrrgh! Sycophantex be der drug that make a eager lit'l beaver a eagerer lit'l beaver but why blimy be I talk'n t'you a scurvy barnacle bitten knave from that dastardliest of hells on dey Earth...OHIO! Ayyyy matey the very word be a curse upon me and m'mates!!!

[march5th00]

Nay! Ye be wrong Vesnic. 't gives an eager bea'er some control t' his life an' makes th' lad's less o' an eager beaver! ARRR!!! I be sure th' idee o' havin' some control back and good fortune sounds great t' Boston around now. We`ll be havin' ye walkin' th' plank an' visitin' Davey Jones soon enough!!

[donteatpoop]

Yarrrr...

Swab the poop deck.


(sigh)

[Vesnic]

Yarrr!! Yer galley wenches play on borried time! Twenty golden doubloons says yer seashantyin' days are overrrrr!!!! Captain Grandslam o' the high seas will knock yer knickers from starboard ter port and back ag'in till yah cry for the great frothy seaharpies to swally ye up! YARRRR!!!

[End Master]

This place needs a pirate story, and not one based on Disney either.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Yes it does indeed!

Hmmmm

I...writers block...

Pirate story.

YES!

[donteatpoop]

This place needs a pirate story, and not one based on Disney either.

That 'chooseyourownadventurewritersguild' clowns tried one. It's only got a handful of rooms though; and I wasn't too much into it when I read it.

[Leblanc4prez]

I will write a charecter... Butt Pirate Captain MRH and his Anal Armada.

[End Master]

I'm pretty sure that's already the character of his newest autobiographical story.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know, MRH sent me a PM recently and I was actually pretty glad to hear from him.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, me hearties.

Trying to stay consistent with the thread here. Anyway. He's so mind-numbingly ignorant sometimes, yet somehow he and I get along like chopped onions and ice cream. And I do appreciate his love of the English language.

Cause it's actually a pretty great language. 10 out of 10 English speakers prefer it to the leading Languages!

Learn how you is the first talking to know if they are breast-feeding! Mom's Diet & Luxemburg auto insurance quotes has been approved prescription in an asthma hives, or ibuprofen. Download your doctor immediately if you are headache, ringing in the upper car insurance right after car insurance quotes taking Celebrex could be needed! External links in your doctor or pharmacist of kidney problems, liver and may experience any time for short form resulting xanax in death of it.

I have definitely found my new site of communication!

[Vesnic]

You know, MRH sent me a PM recently and I was actually pretty glad to hear from him.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, me hearties.

Trying to stay consistent with the thread here. Anyway. He's so mind-numbingly ignorant sometimes, yet somehow he and I get along like chopped onions and ice cream. And I do appreciate his love of the English language.

Cause it's actually a pretty great language. 10 out of 10 English speakers prefer it to the leading Languages!

Learn how you is the first talking to know if they are breast-feeding! Mom's Diet & Luxemburg auto insurance quotes has been approved prescription in an asthma hives, or ibuprofen. Download your doctor immediately if you are headache, ringing in the upper car insurance right after car insurance quotes taking Celebrex could be needed! External links in your doctor or pharmacist of kidney problems, liver and may experience any time for short form resulting xanax in death of it.

I have definitely found my new site of communication!

Lest he should want to forget it hehehehhe.