LeBlanc's Loony Lyrics

[apotheosis]

Don't be so hard on yourself man. You are an asset to this community.

[Leblanc4prez]

YAY Thankee Apoth... All you guys are all-right!

The Posts of Apoth
Sung to: Simon and Garfunkle's "The sound of silence"

Hello Apoth, my old friend,
Ive come to PM you again,
Because a vision softly striking,
Left its seeds while I was typing,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the Posts... Of Apoth.

In restless dreams I typed alone
Narrow chips of silicone,
'neath the halo of a desk lamp,
I typed my oppinion to the peoples who's brains were aflight
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
blinding light
That split the night
And typed the posts of Apoth.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People posting without meaning,
People reading without thinking,
People typing posts that on topic never stayed
And no one remained
to return the posts of Apoth.

Fools said I,you do not know
Nonsence like a cancer grows.
Read my posts that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And remained un read
In the wells of Apoth

And the people bowed and prayed
To the nonsensical God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of LeBlanc
Are scralled accross the subway walls
And classroom halls.
And hidden in the posts of Apoth.

[Usoki]

YMCA? A Simon and Garfunkle song?

You beautiful man, I could hug you. But you're a bit far away, so I'll have to pass. But still.

Y.O.D.A. isn't quite as showing of your Star Wars geekdom like The Max Rebo Band is, but YMCA isn't really set up to allow that much room for words. It's good, but not as good- but you followed YMCA perfectly, so that really isn't your fault.

(I'm partical to Yankovic's Yoda- it's way better than the orgininal Lola, thinks I.)

I am now going to have various Simon and Garfunkle / Paul Simon songs stuck in my head for days now, by the way... most likely Kodachrome and Cecelia, but I'm sure The Boxer will make a guest appearance at some point.

[Leblanc4prez]

Yankovic is a hero of mine... he is the reason I worked for a week at my Pianoman song.

Anyone else got a song?

[Usoki]

This is the song that is nine words long.

[Leblanc4prez]

Is that you Shippo?

Pretty Snubbed for a Deku Shrub
Sung to The Offspring's: Pretty fly for a white guy.

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the forum says I'm pretty snubbed for a Deku Shrub

One, two, three, four, five, five, six

You know its kinda hard just to get along today
Usoki isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have the most
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in his posts

So don't debate, post it straight
You know he really doesn't get "it" anyway
Gonna type some shit, you know it
For you know it, for you know it
So if you don't break, you can compensate
And type about Ves and LeBlanc
The world needs Usoki
Hey, hey, post some fucking thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty snubbed for a Deku Shrub

He needs some Ideas, not just any will debate
But LeBlanc wasn't there so he fought MRH
Now typin on da forums, he sees Ves and Chub
But if he looks twice, they're gonna Kill dat Deku Shrub!!

So don't debate, post it straight
You know he really doesn't get "it" anyway
Gonna type some shit, you know it
For you know it, for you know it
So if you don't break, you can compensate
And type about Ves and LeBlanc
The world needs Usoki
Hey, hey, post some fucking thing


Now he's starting on DEP yeah, he's getting iit done
He knocked him for his dreams, but he got shot in da bum.
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty Snubbed for a Deku Shrub!

One, two, three, four, five, five, six

So don't debate, post it straight
You know he really doesn't get "it" anyway
Gonna type some shit, you know it
For you know it, for you know it
So if you don't break, you can compensate
And type about Ves and LeBlanc
The world needs Usoki
The world loves Usoki
Let's get some more Usoki!
Hey, hey, Post some fucking thing!!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Y.O.D.A. is freaking awesome. How long have you been writing these?! I missed them... excellent work. Proof of your genius. Definitely awesome, you should keep it up.

[Leblanc4prez]

Ahhh, thanks kate. My brain is a bit empty at the moment... Anyone else got a parody? or even an origional, all new, work?