Letters to Obama

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Alright people, we have an Obama question. We need our best college drop outs on this one. Who wants to answer it on our champion's behalf?

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.

SHOOT!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Dear Obama,

I have a great idea and I think you should listen.

Don't allow any more people to upload ideas through your site.
a.) There are reasons why you are a politician and most everybody else is not. Let's face it, most people don't exist on the plane a politician does. They don't understand what "Why don't we just do this?" really entails. Being a politician means you do whatever you can to get (re)elected, which is why most of our bills have a bunch of "And the state of Alabama gets $X for their cattle shit disposer".
b.) There are already many places (online and not!) to restate 15 year old "Let's tax marjuana" solutions. Such places include http://forums.infinite-story.com/.
c.) We have a representational democracy for a reason. Nowhere is it implied that presidents (or presidential candidates) are allowed to speak directly with the people. In fact, this breaks our political model. The congressmen and women are supposed to represent the interests of their people and you are supposed to be a role model. Stop being unconstitutional.
d.) Because it is a good idea, campaign-wise ("OMG, he really listens!"), your competitors are sure to follow suit. Soon it will be just like mailing your local congress(wo)man. I hope this trend doesn't get to the point of texting 1-800-GO-OBAMA to give l33tsp34k suggestions.
e.) On the note above, someone has to pay all the college dropouts for reading suggestions from every incoming medium. That either means... we get taxed more, or... more money for your campaign gets donated by interest groups. Either way it is bad for us. We pay more, or we get even less of a voice for suggestions.

Don't worry team... Chubby is going to handle this one.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Dear Mr. Chubb,

I feel elated when I see your yellow bubble butt waddling across the screen rejoicing in the rise of a new evil looking baby sun. I notice you seem to frolic outside. I am very interested in your take on the environment. What steps would you take to conserve our most precious resource, mother nature?

Thanks,
Katie

Okay. Lots of issues. Let me diverge from the topic presented to me, first of all. Universal Health Care is a DREAM. Greed drives everything in the world. Socialism doesn't work. Deal with it, folks. Capitalism is not perfect. But sadly it is the best alternative to our primitive species at the moment.

Therefore, AFFORDABLE insurance is the answer. Insurance companies should be regulated, STRICTLY, and maybe even be STATE enforced. While the Federal government should be cut in half, STATE rights should be increased.

The environment is everything. The environment is day to day life. We are addicted to fossil fuels, like a heroin junkie is addicted to...well...heroin. Immediate withdrawals can cause death. But sobriety is a bitch.

We have this brilliant sun shinning above us. Somehow I feel we can harness it to our liking. It's really now or never.

Ultimately, the answer to ALL of our problems is...

1. Society

2. Family

3. Education

1. As a society we need to come together FOR ONCE and preach the TRUE message of love. Love is HARD. It takes WORK. It takes TOLERANCE. And it takes enlightenment.

2. Mothers and fathers need to really take the next step. Your children should mean EVERYTHING. In fact, they should be your WORLD. If you are not kind of heart and patient in spirit, DO NOT REPRODUCE.

3. Education is EVERYTHING. All the money that's spent on the Iraq war should have been used to give elementary teachers well-deserved raises.

I dunno. It's whatever.

I'm drunk. But uh. You know. I HATE abortion but um...

I support a woman's right to some extent. It's complicated. Love and logical thinking is the answer.

Huckafuck and Bush and McCain and Hillary are NOT.

I feel in my heart Obama is the right man.

[Vesnic]

2. Mothers and fathers need to really take the next step. Your children should mean EVERYTHING. In fact, they should be your WORLD. If you are not kind of heart and patient in spirit, DO NOT REPRODUCE.

That was beautiful, Chubby. If children didn't scare the living bejesus out of me, that would be my approach to parenting.

[Vesnic]

Just in case he goes delete happy. Sorry for the double post.

Dear Mr. Chubb,

I feel elated when I see your yellow bubble butt waddling across the screen rejoicing in the rise of a new evil looking baby sun. I notice you seem to frolic outside. I am very interested in your take on the environment. What steps would you take to conserve our most precious resource, mother nature?

Thanks,
Katie

Okay. Lots of issues. Let me diverge from the topic presented to me, first of all. Universal Health Care is a DREAM. Greed drives everything in the world. Socialism doesn't work. Deal with it, folks. Capitalism is not perfect. But sadly it is the best alternative to our primitive species at the moment.

Therefore, AFFORDABLE insurance is the answer. Insurance companies should be regulated, STRICTLY, and maybe even be STATE enforced. While the Federal government should be cut in half, STATE rights should be increased.

The environment is everything. The environment is day to day life. We are addicted to fossil fuels, like a heroin junkie is addicted to...well...heroin. Immediate withdrawals can cause death. But sobriety is a bitch.

We have this brilliant sun shinning above us. Somehow I feel we can harness it to our liking. It's really now or never.

Ultimately, the answer to ALL of our problems is...

1. Society

2. Family

3. Education

1. As a society we need to come together FOR ONCE and preach the TRUE message of love. Love is HARD. It takes WORK. It takes TOLERANCE. And it takes enlightenment.

2. Mothers and fathers need to really take the next step. Your children should mean EVERYTHING. In fact, they should be your WORLD. If you are not kind of heart and patient in spirit, DO NOT REPRODUCE.

3. Education is EVERYTHING. All the money that's spent on the Iraq war should have been used to give elementary teachers well-deserved raises.

I dunno. It's whatever.

I'm drunk. But uh. You know. I HATE abortion but um...

I support a woman's right to some extent. It's complicated. Love and logical thinking is the answer.

Huckafuck and Bush and McCain and Hillary are NOT.

I feel in my heart Obama is the right man.