gojo345 is a fucktard.

[End Master]

This thread reminds me of a little song...

OHHHHHHH…

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing back and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?

Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Now one for the ladies!

OHHHHHHH…

Do your tits hang low?
Do they swing back and fro?
Do you itch ‘em when they’re hot?
Do you fondle what you’ve got?

Do they wobble when you walk?
Do they jiggle when you talk?
Do your tits hang low?


Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience. Good night.

[donteatpoop]

I keep mine tucked into my sock.

Is it your vasoline sock?

[End Master]

Now THAT reminds me of a funny story…

My Dad knew a guy called Louie who was friends with someone in my Dad’s band.

Anyway Louie bafflingly admitted to everyone that he jerked off in socks, preferably with dirty ones so they would get washed when his Mom did the laundry. He apparently did this A LOT.

I should point out this guy was in his 30s.

Eventually he moved out of his parent’s basement and got married.

Then a couple years later he told a story of how he accidentally shit the bed and his wife had to clean it up.

[Locke]

That is possibly one of the saddest things I've heard all month - and that's saying something, since I've been frequenting this forum. But there's still time, people. We're only halfway through September, after all; I have no doubt one of you will have something worse to say before this time next week. I'd say I have faith this turn of events will come to pass, but having faith in stories as ridiculously disgusting as the ones I get here frankly strikes me as revolting, so let's just say I think the odds are good and I'd put money on it.

You aren't even trying with this thread, though; that's almost sad in and of itself. From time to time with a chuckle and a vague sort of grimace I still remember End's story about the two gay guys and his friend, who had to share a room with them. This new one about Louie comes close, but I'm sure you can all do better...

[apotheosis]

Poor Louie, what a pathetic excuse for a human being. I did a power hour tonight, but I had bonus shots every other minute and a couple beers after the power hour was over. I had a good amount. It was fun.

I reorganized my priorities. I realized I go for the wrong types of girls and I should work harder academically and go after nicer girls.

[Vesnic]

Yeah, Apoth, you probably should go for nice girls. After all, there's always a need for counterbalance in a relationship.

[apotheosis]

I had half a handle of vodka tonight. My JA got mad that I was having so much and cut me off again. This is quickly becoming a trend. I drink a lot. And I love you all. Goodnight.