New Contest on Worth

[donteatpoop]

Fantasy Maze is the theme. If you're interested, follow this link.

[Vesnic]

Forget Worth1000. Here is another contest some of you perverts may be interested in:

http://www.literotica.com

Hahahaha! The irony here is just too funny. As you might know, I've been living with the folks since I started getting really sick last year. I stay out of their shit and try my best to keep them out of mine. I mentioned in passing to my father the other day that I had just won an online writing contest. And, lo and behold, I went to print something out on my dad's computer today, and the above link is what popped up!

Now here's something to make it really extra twisted. Imagine if I had been a writer on literotica instead of here and, unbeknown to both of us, was creating thrilling erotic fiction that was fueling my own dad's jack-off fantasies when he drags his perverted old ass up to his office every night and shuts the door.

I am going to go take a shower now.

No, maybe two showers.

And scrub my skin with a brillo pad and dish soap...

Another funny tidbit...as I was typing in "hotmail...", what came up first was "hotwifehotel.com". And here I thought my parents had given up their swinging exhibitionist adventures in their early 50's! Silly me!

[End Master]

Hmm, I could see where such an occurance might cause some akward conversations at the dinner table.

Then again, you could turn a negative into a positive by making it a bonding experience.

[Vesnic]

That's not the type of bonding experience that's legal in my state. Heh heh. I'm really high . Heh heheh.

[march5th00]

hahaha! Ahhh, but seriously: At least he's reading.

[End Master]

Ves has been quite amusing lately.

Sort of wish we had that one poster to kick around though. I thought Megaman would be around more to fill that role, but I guess not.

If drums rejoined that would serve the purpose as well.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You need to sit your dad down and show him how to erase that shit.

I used to have that same problem with my dad after he and my mom divorced in high school.

And, yes. Ves has been on a roll.

[Vesnic]

Awww, shucks, guys! It's amazing what a combination of latent mental illness and shitloads of vicodin can do for the ol' funnybone.

[thoric]

You can kick me around if you know what I mean....