Time for another MySpace bulletin!

[MichaelRayHolt]

Nothing to see here...

[Leblanc4prez]

LeBlanc: Myspace huh?

Psy: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

Psy
1) Gay or Straight?
I like women...

2) In regard to 1), why - do you think?
I love their smell, their ways and the fact they have tits

3) If 1) was gay, what's your favorite same sex body part?
My cerebrum of course.

4) If 1) was straight, what's your favorite opposite sex body part?
See above.

5) Do you see these body parts ( 3) and 4) ) as weaknesses, or can you find a way out of said snare by finding fault with them?
Heh, heh, heh, humans are so simple. My brain is the crowning achivement of evolution.

6) Is there any one thing that your gender of choice could just walk up and say to you that would pretty much "hand them the keys" to you for the rest of the night?

I love a small pokemon with a large brain.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Wanna sleep on mine?

7) What's your favorite drink to be seduced with?
Absinth man.

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?
Hospital opperating room. That Dio Chan is sexy though.

9) What cosmetic enhancement is your favorite for whatever gender you prefer (cosmetics, perfume/cologne, etc.)?
I have my own range of scents called "come to me". i.e. It's called come to me, does it smell like come to you?

10) If you could try one thing that you haven't yet with the very next person you intend to have sex with, what would it be?
Drill a hole in their skull and fuck her brain.

[Shabti]

You put Question #1 & #3 in there just for me, didn't you!

[Shabti]

1) Gay or Straight?
or

2) In regard to 1), why - do you think?
Women make me drool but they just don't do anything for me in bed

3) If 1) was gay, what's your favorite same sex body part?
Mr. Peabody

4) If 1) was straight, what's your favorite opposite sex body part?
legs

5) Do you see these body parts ( 3) and 4) ) as weaknesses, or can you find a way out of said snare by finding fault with them?
no

6) Is there any one thing that your gender of choice could just walk up and say to you that would pretty much "hand them the keys" to you for the rest of the night?
No

7) What's your favorite drink to be seduced with?
No

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?
In livingroom with bf's mom in her bedroom.

9) What cosmetic enhancement is your favorite for whatever gender you prefer (cosmetics, perfume/cologne, etc.)?
None

10) If you could try one thing that you haven't yet with the very next person you intend to have sex with, what would it be?
what haven't we done??

[ChubbyTeletubby]

1) Gay or Straight?

Neither. No actual human contact ever.

2) In regard to 1), why - do you think?

Women hate me (and I hate them back equally) and men are gross.

3) If 1) was gay, what's your favorite same sex body part?

Nipples

4) If 1) was straight, what's your favorite opposite sex body part?

Nipples

5) Do you see these body parts ( 3) and 4) ) as weaknesses, or can you find a way out of said snare by finding fault with them?

Yes. Nipples are tender and I despise weakness.

6) Is there any one thing that your gender of choice could just walk up and say to you that would pretty much "hand them the keys" to you for the rest of the night?

Yes. And that would be "I'm willing to touch your body".

7) What's your favorite drink to be seduced with?


Vodka & roofies with crystal meth sprinkled in and a dash of heroin.

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?

Masturbating in front of my mom during homeschool.

9) What cosmetic enhancement is your favorite for whatever gender you prefer (cosmetics, perfume/cologne, etc.)?

Decapitation.

10) If you could try one thing that you haven't yet with the very next person you intend to have sex with, what would it be?

Actual sex. With genitals.

[Shabti]

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?

Masturbating in front of my mom during homeschool.

*Shudders* bad memories from my homeschooling days

[Leblanc4prez]

Serenity
1) Gay or Straight?
I am a lesbian... so what?!

2) In regard to 1), why - do you think?
Partiuarly because of the fact that all Jynx are female... And partly because most men I know are Bastards.

3) If 1) was gay, what's your favorite same sex body part?
Breasts and ass

4) If 1) was straight, what's your favorite opposite sex body part?
Huge biceps and pectorals

5) Do you see these body parts ( 3) and 4) ) as weaknesses, or can you find a way out of said snare by finding fault with them?
My butt is too big......

6) Is there any one thing that your gender of choice could just walk up and say to you that would pretty much "hand them the keys" to you for the rest of the night?

Four words: Pez, Whips, Uma Thurman

7) What's your favorite drink to be seduced with?
Slimline tonic water

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?
In Kurt's office. Under the desk, during a board meeting.

9) What cosmetic enhancement is your favorite for whatever gender you prefer (cosmetics, perfume/cologne, etc.)?
I love the smell of perfumes. It makes me shiver with anticipation.

10) If you could try one thing that you haven't yet with the very next person you intend to have sex with, what would it be?
Strap-ons and whips and butt-plugs Oh my!

[Leblanc4prez]

[QUOTE=Leblanc4prez;5269]Serenity

8) What's the most risky place you've ever had sex?
In Kurt's office. Under the desk, during a board meeting.

QUOTE]


Kurt: That's why the floor was so sticky? Damn you Serenity... Why didn't you tell me? I could of filmed it and made a fast buck.