Current and future writing projects

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Apparently, Ryan only reads girly, hormonal preteen fantasy. I'll be sure to expect the occasional glittery vampire.

This was exactly what came to my mind when I read the above posts. Haha.

[mizal]

See, in my story the vampire and the unicorn both fall in love with a teenage girl that is new in town, they can't resist her specialness and this makes for lots of romantic tension.

Nobody steal my ideas okay.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Apparently, Ryan only reads girly, hormonal preteen fantasy.

Well, I pretty much had to read "Sigma Epsilon Chi"; it was one of the requirements for entering the tournament, remember?

[End Master]

See, in my story the vampire and the unicorn both fall in love with a teenage girl that is new in town, they can't resist her specialness and this makes for lots of romantic tension.

Nobody steal my ideas okay.

Let's see that's necrophilia, zoophilia and ephebophilia already.

If you can make the vampire her brother and the unicorn a Nazi you'll win the contest.

[Usoki]

XP Hey, now, Yazz. It's masculine enough. After all, the story is called "SEX".

The unicorn can't resist the girl, and the girl can't resist the pony/dildo combo package?

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Let's see that's necrophilia, zoophilia and ephebophilia already.

If you can make the vampire her brother and the unicorn a Nazi you'll win the contest.

Hands down. Who could vote against that?

[Usoki]

I bet something with a brain in a jar and some ninjas could give it a run for its money, as long as it included similar elements.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Damned hidden Greek messages...

[Usoki]

Can you think of a better name for a fraternity? About the only thing that comes close would be Delta Tau Delta, or Delta Lambda Delta, because then the letters look like boobs if you squint.

[Ryan_DuBois]

I'm with Sigma Epsilon Chi; it's subtle. Plus, with the two Delta names it's kinda hard to notice since you don't get the outer curves. Then again, I didn't notice it with Sigma Epsilon Chi, either. Still, there was an "aha!" moment when I did find out.

As for better names... just find a three-letter word funnier than "SEX" and translate it over. "ASS" and "KOK" are probably on par.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

I'm with Sigma Epsilon Chi; it's subtle. Plus, with the two Delta names it's kinda hard to notice since you don't get the outer curves. Then again, I didn't notice it with Sigma Epsilon Chi, either. Still, there was an "aha!" moment when I did find out.

As for better names... just find a three-letter word funnier than "SEX" and translate it over. "ASS" and "KOK" are probably on par.

lol. Alpha Sigma Sigma

[Dragavan]

The unicorn can't resist the girl, and the girl can't resist the pony/dildo combo package?

Sounds like the Princess One-Horn we hear referenced in some of the Buffy stuff with Harmony.

[mizal]

Sounds like the Princess One-Horn we hear referenced in some of the Buffy stuff with Harmony.

I stopped watching Buffy after, like, the second season so I have no idea what you're talking about...and I think I'm okay with that.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Ya, I don't remember much about Buffy either... I know it had a good opening song, though. One my sisters used to watch it when I was like 4 or 5.

[donteatpoop]

I have roughly 17 rooms for the contest. So I'm going to put it on hold for a minute and concentrate on my novel. I vowed that this year I will complete a novel. So far I have about 12 chapters outlined and 1 1/2 written.

Low magic, low mythical creature; just a lot of badassery, knights and war and shit like that. So far only one mythical creature is present in the story at all, a minotaur mercenary who one of the main characters briefly encountered and will deal with more down the road.