hi

[Yuuki]

hi my name is Kevin i am 19 and i am from germany

[dreamshell]

Being newish here myself, I can understand wanting someone to reply to you, so I hi, Kevin. Germany, huh? That's cool. Is your name a common one there? Seems like it would be rare, but you tell me.

That said, I'll let more seasoned members fill you in on how things work around here.

[Threadkiller]

lol whatever fuck all of u

[Yuuki]

Being newish here myself, I can understand wanting someone to reply to you, so I hi, Kevin. Germany, huh? That's cool. Is your name a common one there? Seems like it would be rare, but you tell me.

That said, I'll let more seasoned members fill you in on how things work around here.

yeah it became quite popular around 1990 because of the movie Home Alone ^^

[dreamshell]

yeah it became quite popular around 1990 because of the movie Home Alone ^^

Ha, nice. Better than Macaulay, I suppose.

[mizal]

That said, I'll let more seasoned members fill you in on how things work around here.

Hi Kevin!

Use proper capitalization or Endmaster will send clowns to rape you in your sleep. Germany is not a very big country, they will find you.

Oh and welcome to the site!

[End Master]

Wow, that's two new people that have posted recently, this place is pulsating with activity!

Anyway welcome to the site, normally I'd write something suitably creepy and all that, but I'm in the process of moving so I'll go straight the to clowns...







Have fun!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I don't think you guys are gonna scare a German with a little clown rape.

Have you read German folk-lore? Those guys are demented! And that's why I love 'em!!!

Other than the holocaust (which was just a little bump in the road) Germans are great!!!!!

We need a German around here!!

When I was working at a liquor store a group of Germans came through and they laughed EXACTLY as I expected them to. You know the one. The 'Would you like to pet my monkey?' laugh.

Great stuff. Slightly disturbing, but great.

Oh ya...

Welcome to the sight! Ein volk! Ein reich! Ein Yuuki! Sieg heil!!!!

[End Master]

The rape clowns could still scare him if they're Jewish rape clowns.



Of course if he's a German Jew, then I guess we can just resort to Nazi rape clowns.

[Usoki]

Huh. We transititioned from 'friendly introduction post' to 'insanely offensive clown post' in... 8 replies. Not too bad, not too bad. A bit slow, perhaps, but dreamshell wasn't really focusing on the goal toward the beginning there. Imagine trying to actually welcome the new guy! Pah.

All in all... well done, team!

[dreamshell]

A bit slow, perhaps, but dreamshell wasn't really focusing on the goal toward the beginning there. Imagine trying to actually welcome the new guy! Pah.

I'd argue I was trying to lull him into a false sense of security, but that would be a lie.

Besides, how do you beat clown-nosed Hitler?

[Yuuki]

I'd argue I was trying to lull him into a false sense of security, but that would be a lie.

Besides, how do you beat clown-nosed Hitler?

good question.... i wouldnt know how
And yes the folklore is rather demented^^
the best example is hänsel and gretel with which childrens are animated to burn nice old ladies in the oven

[donteatpoop]

Besides, how do you beat clown-nosed Hitler?

I'd start with a little wine, maybe some big band ballads, a fire crackling with jews...

Wait, did you say 'beat' or 'beat-off'?

[mizal]

I'm glad to see my clown comment has borne so much fruit in such a short time.

Back on the subject of German folklore, I have this amazing old timey looking book, leather cover and all, with all the original Grimm's fairy tales in it that a well-meaning but obviously incredibly uninformed aunt gave me when I was like, four. I've read it like a billion times, it's so delightfully fucked up. The Little Mermaid would have been so much better if Disney had stayed true to source. (well okay Sebastian can stay, but fuck that weak tacked on happy ending)

[dreamshell]

I'd start with a little wine, maybe some big band ballads, a fire crackling with jews...

Wait, did you say 'beat' or 'beat-off'?

Sure.

The Little Mermaid would have been so much better if Disney had stayed true to source. (well okay Sebastian can stay, but fuck that weak tacked on happy ending)

That's where she dies and becomes a "daughter of the air" or something, right?