Salutations.
My name is BEAR. I am a bear.
As the sole ambassador of the ursine race in these vaunted halls of literary achievement, I feel it is my duty to put my best paw forward in my dealings with you humans and any other species currently occupying the forums.
I heard about you through word-of-maul and carefully considered the pro's and con's of membership before finally taking the plunge and signing up today. I would like to take this moment to thank the very kind member with the nonetheless distasteful name of "donteatpoop", who has granted me full membership. I would also like to extend a fond thanks to one ChubbyTeletubby, who very early noticed my presence and did not hesitate to introduce himself. Although I am generally in the habit of eating things that are round, furry and fat, I believe I will make an exception in his case.
"Since brevity is the soul of wit, I will be brief. Your noble Bear is mad." Well, perhaps not as bad as "mad", but I do have a history of mental illness, specifically of bipolar disorder brought about by my traumatic cubhood and perhaps also latent genetic factors. I therefore beseech you all, gentle sirs and madams, to please do treat me gently.
I enjoy many hobbies and interests. Chief amongst them is the art and science of knighthood, which I pursue with great gusto. My companion has for the past two years enrolled me in chivalry school, where I have learnt how to joust and even participated in the semi-annual tournament! It is my heart's one true desire to be a worthy chevalier!
On the lighter side (or perhaps it's the heavier side!) I love to eat, eat, eat! Tacos are my favorite food, though I have also been known to subsist on enchiladas, hamburgers, porridge, ice cream and LOVE.
I look forward to meeting each of you! I hope to soon embark upon a literary journey most splendid, relating my tales of...
dashing derring-do
in second person
so it's all about you!
My name is BEAR. I am a bear.
As the sole ambassador of the ursine race in these vaunted halls of literary achievement, I feel it is my duty to put my best paw forward in my dealings with you humans and any other species currently occupying the forums.
I heard about you through word-of-maul and carefully considered the pro's and con's of membership before finally taking the plunge and signing up today. I would like to take this moment to thank the very kind member with the nonetheless distasteful name of "donteatpoop", who has granted me full membership. I would also like to extend a fond thanks to one ChubbyTeletubby, who very early noticed my presence and did not hesitate to introduce himself. Although I am generally in the habit of eating things that are round, furry and fat, I believe I will make an exception in his case.
"Since brevity is the soul of wit, I will be brief. Your noble Bear is mad." Well, perhaps not as bad as "mad", but I do have a history of mental illness, specifically of bipolar disorder brought about by my traumatic cubhood and perhaps also latent genetic factors. I therefore beseech you all, gentle sirs and madams, to please do treat me gently.
I enjoy many hobbies and interests. Chief amongst them is the art and science of knighthood, which I pursue with great gusto. My companion has for the past two years enrolled me in chivalry school, where I have learnt how to joust and even participated in the semi-annual tournament! It is my heart's one true desire to be a worthy chevalier!
On the lighter side (or perhaps it's the heavier side!) I love to eat, eat, eat! Tacos are my favorite food, though I have also been known to subsist on enchiladas, hamburgers, porridge, ice cream and LOVE.
I look forward to meeting each of you! I hope to soon embark upon a literary journey most splendid, relating my tales of...
dashing derring-do
in second person
so it's all about you!
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