Hello there

[Drakoblare]

I made this post in order to gett all of you. My name is Drakoblare (not my real name fyi).

I came to this site in order to meet like minded individuals such as myself. I may only be 16 but I am very mature for my age and that has brough me in plenty of conflict with my inferior peers, which is part of the reason why I choose to associate with you.

So, I am 16, I am currrently a HS student but wish to get into politics one day and change the world. I am currently dating Leaf-chan who lives in New York and is Japanese (from what she has told me, I haven't met her)

Likes: Walks on the beach, feminism, equality, cultural marxism, my waifu, atheism, tumblr, anime
Dislikes: Racism, drugs, alchochol, immature people, cyber bullies, getting called autistic, pornography, foul language, acme

I hope you guys will appreciate my talents and welcome me into your community

[End Master]

Get this fucking retarded faggot out of here! Lol.

The Leaf-chan bit was a nice touch though.

[donteatpoop]

Just a note: if they're your 'peers' then they're not inferior.

Otherwise though I bow to your completely unpretentious superiority.

Welcome to the site.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

I made this post in order to gett all of you. My name is Drakoblare (not my real name fyi).

I came to this site in order to meet like minded individuals such as myself. I may only be 16 but I am very mature for my age and that has brough me in plenty of conflict with my inferior peers, which is part of the reason why I choose to associate with you.

So, I am 16, I am currrently a HS student but wish to get into politics one day and change the world. I am currently dating Leaf-chan who lives in New York and is Japanese (from what she has told me, I haven't met her)

Likes: Walks on the beach, feminism, equality, cultural marxism, my waifu, atheism, tumblr, anime
Dislikes: Racism, drugs, alchochol, immature people, cyber bullies, getting called autistic, pornography, foul language, acme

I hope you guys will appreciate my talents and welcome me into your community

I guess their products do kind of suck. I'm glad you've pulled a 180 on racism!

[Spyronic]

Welcome to the site.

[mizal]

Sorry guys, I spent a lot of time on CYS yesterday and I guess I picked up this little hitchhiker by accident.

I hope it's not an invasive species.

Let me know if you see him laying eggs anywhere, I'll pay to have the forum fumigated if he becomes a problem okay.

[Vesnic]

Dear Drako, if I may be so bold as to shorten your name slightly,

I welcome you to IS, based primarily on the fact that you seem to be a chiefly carbon-based lifeform in possession of a keyboard. I have a few small questions for you, but I don't want to bore your clearly superior mind with further inanities, so I'll get straight to the big slick meat of the thing:

1.) On your list of likes, you have enumerated feminism and equality. However, you are currently located in my mom's bed, the sleeping place of a woman who vowed many years ago to engage in a monogamous relationship with a man who is not, in fact, you. How do you explain this discrepancy?

2.) On your profile, you list porn as one of your interests. How exactly do you reconcile porn with feminism, especially in the midst of a culture which, far from being Marxist, has created such an unholy smorgasbord of sex, violence and money, that one is hard-pressed to even remember that sex was once sensual, personal and private?

3.) You say you do not like bullying or foul language. Do you think there is a line to be drawn between language which is foul and behavior which is foul? How does the one affect the other? Does foul speech necessarily imply a baseness of spirit? Please provide anecdotal or empirical evidence to support your claims.

Your mastery of spelling, grammar and rhetoric certainly reinforces the notion of your superiority over your peers, although it was kind of you to state this explicitly for those of us unable to make the deduction ourselves.

Kindly share your wisdom with us freely and often, never question yourself and please do everything you can to make the rest of us better writers and people. I fear I might be a lost cause, but your propitious arrival has renewed my hope.

Your new acolyte,

Ves

[Drakoblare]

Get this fucking retarded faggot out of here! Lol.

The Leaf-chan bit was a nice touch though.

I liked that one to

I guess their products do kind of suck. I'm glad you've pulled a 180 on racism!

You just have to ruin anything fun, don't you?

Sorry guys, I spent a lot of time on CYS yesterday and I guess I picked up this little hitchhiker by accident.

I hope it's not an invasive species.

Let me know if you see him laying eggs anywhere, I'll pay to have the forum fumigated if he becomes a problem okay.

If you worry that much, just pay me and be done with it

Dear Drako, if I may be so bold as to shorten your name slightly,

I welcome you to IS, based primarily on the fact that you seem to be a chiefly carbon-based lifeform in possession of a keyboard. I have a few small questions for you, but I don't want to bore your clearly superior mind with further inanities, so I'll get straight to the big slick meat of the thing:

1.) On your list of likes, you have enumerated feminism and equality. However, you are currently located in my mom's bed, the sleeping place of a woman who vowed many years ago to engage in a monogamous relationship with a man who is not, in fact, you. How do you explain this discrepancy?

2.) On your profile, you list porn as one of your interests. How exactly do you reconcile porn with feminism, especially in the midst of a culture which, far from being Marxist, has created such an unholy smorgasbord of sex, violence and money, that one is hard-pressed to even remember that sex was once sensual, personal and private?

3.) You say you do not like bullying or foul language. Do you think there is a line to be drawn between language which is foul and behavior which is foul? How does the one affect the other? Does foul speech necessarily imply a baseness of spirit? Please provide anecdotal or empirical evidence to support your claims.

Your mastery of spelling, grammar and rhetoric certainly reinforces the notion of your superiority over your peers, although it was kind of you to state this explicitly for those of us unable to make the deduction ourselves.

Kindly share your wisdom with us freely and often, never question yourself and please do everything you can to make the rest of us better writers and people. I fear I might be a lost cause, but your propitious arrival has renewed my hope.

Your new acolyte,

Ves

That's racist

[Vesnic]

That's racist

In response to your totally sense-making post, I have been inspired to write an equally relevant haiku.

Birthday balloons, like
Aging ballsacks hanging from
Walls; they can’t recall

You're welcome.

Oh God, why today of all days do I have to be lashed to my computer?

[Drakoblare]

In response to your totally sense-making post, I have been inspired to write an equally relevant haiku.

Birthday balloons, like
Aging ballsacks hanging from
Walls; they can’t recall

You're welcome.

Oh God, why today of all days do I have to be lashed to my computer?

It is destiny

[JJJ-thebanisher]

In response to your totally sense-making post, I have been inspired to write an equally relevant haiku.

Birthday balloons, like
Aging ballsacks hanging from
Walls; they can’t recall

You're welcome.

Oh God, why today of all days do I have to be lashed to my computer?

This will be on my tombstone. I particularly like the part about the walls which can't recall. This implies that they used to be able to recall or that some walls can recall. I will do a master's thesis on whether or not you intended 'recall' to mean 'remember' or 'teleport back to a previous location.'

[Drakoblare]

This will be on my tombstone. I particularly like the part about the walls which can't recall. This implies that they used to be able to recall or that some walls can recall. I will do a master's thesis on whether or not you intended 'recall' to mean 'remember' or 'teleport back to a previous location.'

Of course out of all people, JJJ is the one to have "aging ballsacks" written on his tomb stone

[donteatpoop]

Of course out of all people, JJJ is the one to have "aging ballsacks" written on his tomb stone

Which kind of works out because that's where I plan on resting my agine ballsack.

[JJJ-thebanisher]

Which kind of works out because that's where I plan on resting my agine ballsack.

Right on. I'll make sure to arrange for a black tombstone in the sun in Arizona. Roasted aging DEP balls on the menu.

[donteatpoop]

That'll match my bbd at least.