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  • Bad Poems and Such

    I feel the need to post something here, if just to remind and irk mizal that this place isn't an official zombie graveyard yet.

    So in the spirit of gently poking mizal with the pointy stick of mockery, and summer fun... here's this.

    Thawing Mizal's Icy Heart With a Summer Shanty

    Rays of sunshine slipping through a cloudy summer day
    Idling by the waterfront, skimming stones from off the quay
    There's a rope in a tree: little Suzy wants to swing
    And "A Boy Named Sue" comes slipping through the radio waves

    Lean back in an old lawn chair, crack a beer, feeling like a king
    Suzy charges with the rope, takes flight, lets go and takes wing
    Water soaring in the air, so high, so much for being dry
    Absorbing in the scene, it just makes you want to sing

    Steaks go from on the grill, to going down, with a side of apple pie
    The sun sinks, fades away, moon is up, stars arise, gleaming in the night sky
    And it all takes you back to a time, when you were Suzy, leaping off the rope swing
    Up on your feet, there you go, grab the rope, with a child's light in your eye, letting whoop your war cry

  • #2
    Would have been funnier if it was called "Thawing Mizal's Frigid Panties with Bucky's Summer Shanties"
    Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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    • #3
      That title is infinitely better.

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