Personal Pictures (Hear me out, now...)

[MichaelRayHolt]

Nothing to see here...

[thoric]

Eh, if I can put it on Facebook, why not here?

I cannot make any promises about more pictures.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Um....

uh uh. No can do.

That being said, Thoric is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY! SSSsssssizzling! HOT!

[thoric]

I know I'm sexy. The ladies are just in denial. And I want to grow my ahir long but my parents want me to look 'decent and civilised'. Pfft. I have even shorter hair now. It's all crazy and spiky, makes me look like a punkster reject. *shudders*

[ChubbyTeletubby]

FINE!



That's me getting some action.



Me and my crew. represent. What? Uh. Ya. What I thought. L-ville's finest. We shinin' nig.



Me lookin' sexy and doin what I do you know I do. Its all crispy clean up in this bitch I be poppin my collar and whatnot. Keep it pimpin baby. Thats all. You know.

Anyway I already seen the back of Ves's head and that's enough. That's the most beautiful part of a lady anyway. The farthest I went with these freaks Michael was to show them my nightstand and even THAT made me feel dirty.

So uh.

Ya. I AM adorable, just so everyone knows.

EDIT: Oh ya Thoric you'd be a total stud with long hair. Too bad you're a darky.

OH!! NO HE DIDN'T!

Oh yes I DID.

I only kid, bro. lol

[thoric]

Oh btw Michael, if I win this thing I don't want the prize money.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

May God have mercy on my HOT body. Check it out! You wanted it! You got it!

[thoric]

That is a really creepy looking picture.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Don't hate, Thoric. Don't hate my well-developed pecs and throbbing biceps. Don't hate on my hairless nipples.

Look. I feel sexy. I LOOK sexy. So I flaunt it. You got a problem? Flaunt what YOU got, darky. Because I bet you look DAMN sexy in a speedo.

It's all good though. Of course Ves and Katie want my goods but I'll tell them what I tell ALL the ladies: These goodies aint free. You gotta WORK for these goodies. You gotta get down on your hands and knees and crawl to me.

And I hope for damn sure you've learned to lose that back of the throat gag reflex because I'm putting it in ALL the way. Til like my balls are pressed right up on your nose.

This is how I roll. Hate if you want but don't be jealous! I'm just doin MY thing. Do your OWN!

*goes back to masturbating to midget porn*

[thoric]

A hairless male chest is just yuck! And I have the same to say about Speedos.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Well then, I can post my OTHER picture where I'm NOT wearing the speedo if you'd like. Whatever floats your boat, my friend.

Well, in other news: you are certainly two handsome chaps but here's the deal: I don't think you're going to get anyone to go along with this brave effort of yours, Michael my dear acquaintance who I am slightly attracted to in a completely non-hetero way. MAYBE poopy. But um. No one else.

Least of all EndMaster.

However, if thoric wins I'LL be more than happy to take his winnings. And also the second and third prize.

And again, don't hate on my hairless nipples and my sexy big smelly armpits.

[Vesnic]

This was a picture of Count Dracula.

If you saved it to your hard drive, you're probably a pervert!

It's gone now, though.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

AAAAAAW! That is too cute!

Haha. And scary, too! Hahaha! Nice one, ves!

[apotheosis]

This is the time I lost my graphing calculator. Guess where I found it!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

She posted pictures of her horrible injuries awhile back. Pretty gnarly stuff. She got messed up pretty bad.

Poor Ves.