Personal Pictures (Hear me out, now...)

[ChubbyTeletubby]

I could get lost in those baby blue eyes for...well...a very long time.

The goatee is working for you, man. Keep it. I'm also thinking you'd look good with long hair. You should consider letting it grow out.

[Vesnic]

Ethernet cable is great! we have 2 pairs of cuffs, Chubby! You're invited! Ves too! Rawr!

Sounds like a party, cutie! I'll be there and I'll bring "the swing"!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Shabti looks exactly how I expected. I agree with Chubby, I love the goatee, and you have excellent eyes. You'd look like Jesus with long hair though.

Those handcuffs are fierce, nothing fluffy or friendly about them. Would you like to borrow mine? They are lined in pink fur. I'll send them with Ves.

[Shabti]

You'd look like Jesus with long hair though.

Funny that you say that! My dad used to look like Jesus! When I was about 3 or 4 ,we had a picture of Jesus on the wall and I thought it was my dad.

[apotheosis]

Michael, I just don't understand it. How could you feasibly create semi-normal children? I'm impressed. You didn't steal them did you?

[Vesnic]

Oh snap! It's gone! I guess this means I won't get that five dollars I so desperately needed to feed my children.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Nice lighting effects. I especially like the shadowy parts were no features are revealed. I only kid. You look RAVISHING, darling.

Rowr!

Should I pose a picture of the Olson Twins now? Or would that be inappropriate?

Intelligent AND beautiful. Out of MY league. AND Tom Brady's, for that matter.

[Vesnic]

You mean your Olsen twins?

I say yes, you should.

EDIT: You flatter me, ChubChub!

[ChubbyTeletubby]

OF COURSE I mean MY Olson Twins, silly!

Let's see, there's so many. I want to post the one with best lighting. Hmmm.

Lighting is everything. It really is. And of course Mary Kate hangs a little lower than her sister, so she usually hogs the shot.

I'll just go with this one.

[Shabti]

Boing!!!!!!

Just so you know, that was for Ves, not the Olsen twins

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know the twins at least got your heart beating a LITTLE faster. It's natural. They have that effect on people. It's natural. They are FABULOUS. Mmmm, I'm massaging them right now and it's GREAT!

Mary-Kate is a little jealous of Ashley though. Calm down M-K, you'll get your turn. Those two! They're incorrigible!

[Shabti]

I still remember that video somebody posted on the old forums of those guys cutting off the twins and stuff. That was a waste of manhood! Can't believe people get pleasure out of that!

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I think Ves looks like a Vampire... coming out of the dark... to suck blood.

[Vesnic]

Yeah, blood, among other things.

Ok, that was cheap.

I'm too depressed to be funny tonight.

Bye.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

What happened to that night on the town in DC!?

Stiff upper lip!