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I'm not bitter at all.
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Ya. Have fun having your sex and eating your chocolates you FREAKS!
I'm gonna lose myself in a gallon of ice cream and watch the Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime.
I'm not bitter, either. Just extremely suppressed, repressed, and oppressed.
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I'm in a freakishly good mood today.
Extra freakish because of what day it is.
Hooray!
I love the color PINK!Last edited by Vesnic; 10-04-2011, 07:45 PM.My sanity, my soul, or my life.Comment
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No one asked for YOUR input, Ves.
"Ooooh, I'm Ves and I'm happy and I like pink and muh muh muh"
Get lost!Last edited by ChubbyTeletubby; 02-14-2008, 12:37 PM.Comment
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Now ChubChub, would it make you feel better if I promised to wear your blindfold while tickling your nipples with my pink featherduster?Last edited by Vesnic; 10-04-2011, 07:45 PM.My sanity, my soul, or my life.Comment
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I keep turning on the news hoping to hear that something horrible has happened that has caused unimaginable human suffering and destroyed anyone's faith or hope of ever feeling anything positive in life again. That would make me smile.Comment
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I like Valentine's Day because I get gifts.Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!Comment
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My mom got me a card and a g-string.
Is this creepy? Well, this IS Kentucky. Thanks mom, here's your vibrator. And yes it's the one you wanted, with the clitoral stimulator and five different vibration settings.
Set me back $299. I hate you too, mom. I hate you too.Comment
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
It's so nice that your family is so close Chub.~KatieWroteItComment
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The cupid just shot me with his bow and there's blood EVERYWHERE!? Oh God, he's coming in for another shot!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!Comment
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Meh. I'm going to drink sugary bitch drinks I think. Yeah... that sounds good.Comment
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Be prepared for March 20th, that's when the men get their holiday.
March 20th, after all; is Beer, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck up dayThe organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.Comment
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That doesn't sound like anywhere near as much fun as April 20.Last edited by Vesnic; 10-04-2011, 07:47 PM.My sanity, my soul, or my life.Comment
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March 20th....
Holy crap, I will actually be home then and I think I could find a girl to do that day justice.Comment
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Sometimes I do displays at the library. I think for the Month of March I will request a display case to honor Beer, Blowjobs and Shutting the Fuck Up. I mean, after all, we celebrated Black History this month. Next month will be twice as interesting, and it isn't racially heated, or anything. Blowjobs for everyone!~KatieWroteItComment
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