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[donteatpoop]

This is one of those "Sometimes I really wonder what's wrong with donteatpoop" forum games.

Okay, here it goes.

We have three characters; Frank, Lilly, and Joe.

Frank, Lilly, and Joe are roommates. They live together on the second floor of a building, in a three bedroom apartment. All three of them are currently in their respective beds. It is 9:00am on a Saturday.

We are given the godlike ability to control their actions by telling them what to do in your post. You may give each character ONLY ONE ACTION PER POST. You may NOT post back-to-back comments.

Keep in mind that if Lilly is in the kitchen and your action is to 'poop', she's pooping in the kitchen. You must first send her to the bathroom with your action, and the next person can make her poop.

Each page (20 posts) in the forums will be considered one hour. Therefor, when page 2 starts it will be 10:00am. Make sense? At least a little bit?

Okay, have fun. Go.

[donteatpoop]

Lilly wakes up.

Joe still sleeps.

Frank still sleeps.

[apotheosis]

Lilly, enters the bathroom.

Joe has a wet dream about Lilly.

Frank still sleeps.

[donteatpoop]

Lilly starts the shower and gets in.

Joe wakes up groggy and with semen-soiled boxers.

Frank continues to sleep.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Lilly works up a generous lather.

Joe, still in a morning haze, throws off the covers.

Frank's phone rings.

(Question #1: is this a one or two bath?)

(Question #2: how long is a page? We all have different settings. For me, a page is 40 posts long)

[Locke]

Lilly reaches for an exceptionally costly and feminine glass shampoo bottle.

Joe thinks about eating some leftover Thai food.

Frank sleeps through his call.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Lilly finishes her shower, much to our collective disappointment, and begins toweling off.

Joe changes his boxers and heads to the kitchen.

Frank is still sleeping.

[Locke]

Lilly begins toweling her hair.

Joe opens the refrigerator.

Frank rolls over, still in a very deep state of sleep.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Lilly scrutinizes her naked body in the steamy mirror.

Joe finds a box of week-old Thai take-out.

Frank snores softly.

[Locke]

Lilly dons a soft cerulean bath robe.

Joe scrapes the Thai food onto a plate.

Frank is dreaming about his cat, Fritz, who passed away several months ago.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Lilly exits the bathroom and sees Joe standing in the kitchen. "Mornin' Joe," she says.

Just as Joe is about to put his plate in the microwave, he notices Lilly starring at him from the bathroom door, her robe parted just enough for him to make out some supple cleavage. "Uh...hey...Lil...," he sputters.

Frank continues dreaming of his cat.

[Locke]

Lily walks outside, seeking the morning paper.

Joe heats his food.

Frank continues sleeping; a single tear splashes gently on his pillowcase.

[xnull]

Lily scrunches her nose at the mailboy who missed her house this morning.

Joe thinks about oriental food being made from cats.

Frank dreams his cat owns all cell phone companies.

[Locke]

Lily walks back toward the house.

Joe takes his deliciously spicy Thai curry from the microwave.

Frank is still asleep.

[donteatpoop]

Lily walks back inside, the door closing behind her and catching hold of the corner of her robe.

Joe takes a bite from his curry and burns his tongue, maybe he nuked it for too long.

Frank's cat expands to covering not only cell phones, but all internet access as well in the dreamland.

(oh, and we'll go 20 posts = a page. Sorry, I forgot about the page settings being different on here)