Forum Puppets

[Usoki]

Lilly talks about the service over at the local Lamb Jamb, one of the few restaurants that serves lamb meat.

Joe is moments away from reaching the bathroom.

Frank starts his morning masturbation ritual, not realizing that the bathroom door has been left open.

[Locke]

Lily agrees to meet at noon for brunch at the Lamb Jamb, a restaurant with a scenic view of the bay.

Joe enters the bathroom.

Frank wanks on. Morning masturbation is an hour long meditative exercise for him; he breathes rhythmically of moist air and incense, thinking deep, sensual thoughts.

[Leblanc4prez]

Lil eats her apple.

Joe is shocked!

Frank dosn't care. He just keeps going.

[Locke]

Lilly continues eating her apple. It's a classic Red Delicious, her favorite, fresh from a local organic market.

Joe backs quickly out of the bathroom, closing the door and leaving Frank to his morning regimen.

Frank continues his meditative exercise, a process so effective at making him feel happy, whole, and relaxed that he falls asleep as the last of his thoughts, Zen-like, vacate his mind.

[Leblanc4prez]

Lilly finds a fruit-fly larva in her organicly grown apple.

Joe decides to watch his Futureama dvds in his room.

Frank is asleep again, the narcoleptic bastard.

[Usoki]

Lilly flings the apple away in disgust, smashing it against the tile wall.

Despite the awesomeness of Futurama, Joe's thoughts keep drifting back to seeing Frank naked.

Frank lies asleep on the floor, covered in semen and insense ashes.

[donteatpoop]

Lilly decides to leave that mess for one fo the boys to clean up. After all, it's usually them leaving the mess for her, it'll be a nice change of pace for them. She goes to the closet for her jacket, as it is a bit chilly outside.

While Bender makes strange mechanical sexual innuendos, Joe visualises Frank's massive manhood as he saw it moments ago; beet red and being rhythmically stroked by Frank's strong yet delicate hands.

In the middle of his sleep, Frank's head lolls to the side and smacks into the tub with a 'thud'.

[Locke]

Lilly decides to see why it's taking Joe so long to get ready.

Joe, his mind still in turmoil, is still watching Futurama as it helps him to deal. It's the episode where the Professor is forgetful and Bender steals things.

Frank is dreaming about the warehouse fire on the south side of town. He's concerned for the area's feline population.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

"Hey, Joe!" Lilly shouts. "Are we gonna do this or what?" Then she remembers she's still in her robe and ChubbyTeletubby remembers why he gets so annoyed with his co-conspirators when it comes to these forum projects. It's a little thing called continuity, folks. Take two seconds and give it a shot.

Joe, the image of Frank's engorged manhood still stuck in his mind, just mumbles incoherently and goes back to watching his DVD.

Frank's smooth, uncircumcised member becomes as flaccid as a grub worm.

[Locke]

Lilly quickly throws on some clothes and heads to the bathroom (where Frank still lies unconscious) to finish getting ready.

Joe mechanically shaves his face with an electric razor from a bedside drawer without taking his eyes from the television.

Frank is frantically searching for his cat, Fritz, and any other survivors amid a complex of burning buildings in his dream.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Lily opens the bathroom door and discovers Frank's prone, naked body on the floor. She laughs at his grubby little dinger.

Frank's swollen cock still afflicts Joe's mind. He continues shaving.

Frank awakens, and instinctively grabs his pecker. He notices Lily standing there. "Watch," he tells her. "It'll get bigger, I promise. Just ask Joe."

[donteatpoop]

Lily exits the bathroom before as Frank starts pulling at his manhood, she is in search of shoes that will match her dress.

Joe shaves his eyebrows right off, paying no mind to what he is doing.

Frank starts pumping at his manhood as Lily exits.

[Locke]

Lilly finds a pair of matching blue sandals and turns to regard Joe.

Joe is still pointlessly shaving the area where his eyebrows used to be with one hand while rummaging around for a clean shirt on the bed behind him with the other. His eyes have never left the television, where Scruffy is making a rare cameo.

Frank, discovering he is covered in jizz and ashes, gives up on his fruitless quest for self-enlargement for the moment and goes about cleaning himself up.

[apotheosis]

Lilly attempts to but fails to get Joe's attention. Despite yelling his name repeatedly he seems incapable of hearing her.

Joe continues to watch TV. The soft sound of his brain decaying within his skull can be heard by those with a keen sense of hearing.

Frank feels depressed and goes back to sleep.

[donteatpoop]

"Fuck you then, Joe," Lilly says, storming out of his room on her way to the front door.

Joe continues watching TV and shaving, he has started on the hair on top of his head.

Frank is narcoleptic or something. He snores on.