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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA friggen hilarious would you guys think of me as a good stress reliever or what.
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“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"” -
_Get out of bed
As you attempt to do so you nearly fall down due to your terrible headache. Fortunately your amazing monkey agility allows you to stop yourself and you hold on to the bed as you wobble a bit. It doesn't stop your terrible headache though which seems to be getting even worse due to Angela's pontification about the murderer on the obnoxiously loud TV.
_Turn off Angela
Which one, the real one or the one on the obnoxiously loud TV?
_TV
That command isn't one I recognize.
_Turn off TV
You don't see a TV here.
_TURN OFF OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD TV
You can't. It doesn't have an off switch and the remote control is nowhere in sight.
Your terrible headache is getting worse.
_Look for remote control
A good idea, but unfortunately due to your terrible headache you're in no condition to go looking for it, you're barely standing up as it is.
Your terrible headache is getting worse.
_Get bowl
You get the Bowl of Encrusted Ejaculate
Your terrible headache is getting worse.
_Throw bowl at obnoxiously loud TV
A good idea, but unfortunately due to your terrible headache you can't concentrate and only succeed in smashing the Bowl of Encrusted Ejaculate on the wall nearby which has now made a fantastic mess.
Your terrible headache now feels like a nest of angry hornets are inside your skull stinging your brain.
Your nose is bleeding.
>_Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!Comment
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You know i think that you bash me worse than mega some times this entire thread is just one entire bash and its still hilarious as hell.“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”Comment
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This thread is one entire bash because you were the one who decided that a vanity thread was a good idea. Trust me, we hate Mega more.
Admittedly, I can't actually speak for everyone else, but I'm thinking my guess is not far off the mark.Originally posted by Ryan_DuBoisComment
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I find it fun to irritate.“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”Comment
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Originally posted by wolfen44 View Post
You aren't quite as good at it as Megaman. Sorry. I don't mean to imply your efforts lack talent it is just hard to appreciate them fully when we have another star shining so much brighter with such vibrant anger and tantalizing angst.~KatieWroteItComment
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True I am pacified and mega is just a raging narsasistic ninny that cant do much more than sit at his computer fingering himself to gay porn saying that it makes him feel more like a real woman and attempt to cut himself because he is morbidly depressed that IS regulars hate the fact that he's back. All in all I have to say he just a homophobic cum guzzling space monkey that can and will be anal raped by any guy that he meets in a truck stop bathroom.
Also Megaman Dont try to declare war on me or something I'll just laugh myself to death instead its quicker.“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”Comment
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That is so soul stirringly eloquent, I almost had to wipe a single pristine tear from my eye.Originally posted by wolfen44 View Post
You, sir, are a poet and a scholar.
*raises his 40. oz of malt liqour*
HERE, HERE!Comment
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Might as well tie up loose ends...
_Ask Angela to look for remote control
You ask Angela to look for the remote control, she does so quite willingly. She looks under the covers and under the pillows, but finds nothing. When she gets out of bed, a loud clunk is heard as the remote control falls out of her vagina.
She picks it up, scratches her head and says "How the hell did that get up there?"
Your terrible headache now feels like a nest of angry hornets are inside your skull stinging your brain.
Your nose is bleeding.
_Tell Angela to give me the remote control
"Excuse me? I don't know how you were raised, but where I come from manners mean for something." Angela scolds.
Your terrible headache now feels like a nest of angry hornets are inside your skull stinging your brain.
Your nose is bleeding.
_Tell Angela to turn off the TV.
"What did I just say about your manners? Going around DEMANDING stuff is not the way to go about things!" she says.
Your terrible headache now feels like a demented gang of angry midgets in spiked jackboots are kicking your brain.
Your ears are now leaking blood along with your nose.
_Grab remote control from Angela
Your feeble attempt at grabbing the remote control from Angela fails mostly due to your terrible headache that's keeping you from moving properly and the fact that Angela is remarkably agile for a woman her age. You only succeed in collapsing on the bed in a heap.
"HEY! No grabbing! I told you, if you want something you just ask politely!"
Your terrible headache now feels like a demented gang of angry midgets in spiked jackboots are kicking your brain.
Your ears are now leaking blood along with your nose.
_Politely ask Angela for the remote control
"Fuck you, the time for that has passed! You've pissed me off, you ain't getting shit!" she replies.
Your terrible headache now feels like a demented gang of angry midgets in spiked jackboots are kicking your brain.
Your ears are now leaking blood along with your nose.
_Beg Angela for the remote control
You pathetically beg Angela for the remote control and go on about how you desperately need it right now. She sees how much this really means to you and realizes she's been unreasonable and gives you the remote control. (Besides she's never been able to resist your charms)
You now have the remote control. It's warm and sticky. It smells like Angela's vagina.
Your terrible headache now feels like a horde of angry demons are gang raping your brain with no vaseline.
Your eyes are now leaking blood along with your ears and nose.
_Turn off TV
You don't see a TV here.
Your terrible headache now feels like a horde of angry demons are gang raping your brain with no vaseline.
Your eyes are now leaking blood along with your ears and nose.
_TURN OFF OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD TV
You can't. It doesn't have an off switch.
Your terrible headache now feels like a horde of angry demons are gang raping your brain with no vaseline.
Your eyes are now leaking blood along with your ears and nose.
_Use remote control on obnoxiously loud TV
Using the remote control you successfully turn off the obnoxiously loud TV.
"Feeling better?" Angela asks.
Before you can answer, your head explodes.
*****YOU HAVE DIED*****
Well let's see here, you scored 6 points out of 100 giving you the rank of Hell's Pass Around Bitch.
Reload? Restart? Quit?
_Reload
ERROR! SAVE FILE CORRUPTED!
Reload? Restart? Quit?
*Throws computer out window*Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!Comment
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Hey! I liked that game!
It starts out a little slow and buggy, true.... but if you make it past the headache, Angela signs over all of her worldly possessions and makes you a beneficiary of her Murder She Wrote “kickbacks”.
Then she dies from some virus she acquired from you during intercourse. They burn her corpse and ship you back to China. The rest of the game is spent in a forced labor camp.
Ya, it’s not that great a game.Comment
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How many people here hate college finals???
I got to ask because I just took mine.“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”Comment
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Finals are rough. I hope you are getting shit faced as soon as you finish your last one. Here is a tip, at your last exam, be sure to have your back pack full of booze so the party can start as soon as you finish.Comment
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Three bottles of K.O. juice and some Ice packs work too gotta love the vodkaOriginally posted by apotheosis View Post“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”Comment
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Don't know if this has been covered yet...
The fact is that "why should I care" is not a fact.The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.Comment
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