The Second, Better IS Bar

[Usoki]

So, maybe it's just me, but that one nutjob is really doing a number on that other thread. The guy keeps begging for a gay threesome at the top of his lungs, he's on so many drugs that he thinks he is inside the bar when, clearly, he has been locked out of it- and worst of all, he keeps interrupting our awesome conversations with stale, unclever, and misquoted Simpsons references.

That guy is so not welcome in an awesome gay bar such as this. So, where were we?

Apoth and Xnull are talking about lucid dreaming, because Apoth has some really weird urges. I'm used to people talkng about lucid dreams for that feeling of flight, and other empowering, self-controlled dreams. In fact, as I recall, there was an absurdly expensive device a few years back that would monitor which phase of sleep you were entering, and would flash a red LCD light into your eyes when you had reached the lucid phase.

Katie thinks this is the Wii thread for some reason, but she brought that talking microwave with her, so it's all good.

I'm not really sure what End and DEP are doing, but I think Chubby's drunk off his ass in the corner humping anything that moves. He and the wobbly coat rack are getting quite frisky.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Ya - I'm all for anal sex and slobbing on strange mens knobs like corn on the cob, but that OTHER bar was a little TOO gay for my tastes, if you know what I mean.

And that mega guy wasn't supposed to do the WHOLE bag of PCP at once. See, I told him if he sucked me off and made me come within five minutes he could have the bag. Well, sure enough, I came like old faithful (all down his throat) and handed him the bag.

I told him, though, "BE CAREFUL. Don't smoke this all at once or you'll start acting like an even more annoying fag."

What does he? He snorts the whole thing!

And coat rack? I thought it was George Clooney. *shrugs and goes back to humping the inanimate object of his affection*

I like this bar better. Has a nice, rustic feel to it.

[End Master]

As far as I know DEP's having an argument with a little girl outside and just punched her in the face.

I burned down Megaman's gay white supremacist bar since it was driving down the property values in the area. (He's still wandering about the smoking ruins babbling about having a bar though)

[Megamantn]

OK, that's it. *burns bar down and pisses in ashes*

I warned you not to bully me because I'm in anger management but don't listen you pro-terrorist fascist. expect a raid.

[End Master]

Dude, how the hell is anyone else here a fascist or a terrorist? You're the one calling Obama racial slurs, endorsing violence against homosexuals and declaring that you're going to "raid" people.

[donteatpoop]

You guys know what's better than terroristm? Fascists.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Femi-nazis are almost as cool. Almost.

They were in the '90s, at least.

[donteatpoop]

cue lame-ass response that no one will read from megaman

[Megamantn]

Dude, how the hell is anyone else here a fascist or a terrorist? You're the one calling Obama racial slurs, endorsing violence against homosexuals and declaring that you're going to "raid" people.

First off, You started harassing me for being anti-anonymous or anti-terrorist as I hated terrorist groups since 9/11 when I was 9 before then I never even heard of terrorism or bin laden until those attacks!

You continued to harass me and make up shit that ain't true & when I finally got help with my anger, YOU HARASSED ME AGAIN WANTING ME TO HAVE UNCONTROLABLE ANGER!

I never used racial slurs against Obama at all. You made that story up yourself. I am not against him because he's black. I am against him because he's screwing up this country. He's not even fully black as he is half-white half-black! He only got elected because of his half-race.

And I only made a tavern to get people to share what is bothering them.

You brought this upon yourself with your constant trolling, you will pay the price. You don't even have feelings or a heart do you? You are worthless selfish hateful pigs who care about only yourselves and pornography! Haven't you even heard the golden rule you assholes?

If you have feelings at all you would shut the fuck up & stop being a bunch of hateful bitchs or you'll regret it.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know what else I like about this bar? Clean bathrooms!

The bathrooms at Mega's old, cock and roach infested joint were pretty bad, even by truckstop standards. Half of the toilets didn't flush, and the other half were covered in male semen. Don't even get me started on the glory holes.

Another thing I like about this bar is that the floors aren't all slippery from male ejaculate, like they were at Mega's.

Like I said, I'm all for gay. But there IS such a thing as TOO gay.

Keep up the great work, Usoki! You are definitely one cool cat. Pretty original idea, too.... A Forum Bar! Classic! Why didn't anyone else think of this before? He's a smart one - that Usoki. Handsome, too.

Have you thought of a name for this place yet?

[apotheosis]

"This message is hidden because Megamantn is on your ignore list. "

Right on schedule.

Anyway, still no luck with the lucid dreaming. I'm going to keep trying, but I may end up needing to set an alarm for 6am and then go back to sleep for a few more hours in order to get it to work. I'm trying to avoid breaking up my sleep cycle to achieve this, but if that is what is necessary I'll give it a go.

Oh, and as for the whole bar thing, I guess I'll have a pitcher of water. Guess which brand of beer I'm referring to.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Oh, and as for the whole bar thing, I guess I'll have a pitcher of water. Guess which brand of beer I'm referring to.

Oooh! Oooh! I know! BUDWEISER! I'm right, right? Am I right? I'm right. Right?

Good luck on the lucidity and the dreaming and the what have you and the whatnot and all that. Wish I had better advice for ya. I'm just one of those people who are lucky enough to have lucid dreams without resorting to using outside stimulae.

[End Master]

I GOING TO KILL YOU ALL BECAUSE I AM A SELF LOATHING FAGGOT WHO HATES BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY ANGRY! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO REGRET MY FURIOUS ANGER SO I'M GOING TO POST A BUNCH OF IMPOTENT RANTS FROM MY BASEMENT! I'M SO EMO RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF AND SUCK MY DAD'S COCK TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER! GRRRRRR! SLURP! GARGLE!

You're not missing anything Apoth.

[Usoki]

Oh, and as for the whole bar thing, I guess I'll have a pitcher of water. Guess which brand of beer I'm referring to.

Whoa, whoa, whoa- I actually have to serve people? It's not just enough for me to open a bar, now I have to serve people as well? Screw that! Grab what you want from the stock, and leave some money on the counter if you're feeling guilty. The house is on the house. This entire bar is coming out of drums pocket- I told him I might be able to build him a child sex robot, and he decided to give me all of his life savings as a grant.

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

I LOVE this bar. Its my kind of place. Walking through the front door puts a big smile on my face. No cover charge. Come as you are. Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo I love this bar!






... yeah, that's basically all I have to say tonight.



Edit: Talking Microwave says to warn you all about some angry man that slipped past the bouncer. Beware. He spits.