YOU are on death row.

[apotheosis]

Your execution is tomorrow. You have two choices left in what short time you have left in your life. Give your answers and why.

1- What would you have as your last meal?

2- What method would you choose? (I believe electric chair, hanging, lethal injection, gas chamber and firing squad are all up for grabs)

[Hi! My name is: Katie]

Your execution is tomorrow. You have two choices left in what short time you have left in your life. Give your answers and why.

1- What would you have as your last meal?

2- What method would you choose? (I believe electric chair, hanging, lethal injection, gas chamber and firing squad are all up for grabs)

1. Brownies- because it doesn't matter if a gain weight. Then a grown up grilled cheese- you know fresh mozzarella with tomato and spinach on thick texas toast slices of bread. Stringy french fries with ketchup. 7-Up to drink.

2. Firing squad. I don't want to be strapped to a chair when I die. I don't want to have something shoved around my neck. I don't want to see a needle going in my arm. I don't want to choke. So that leaves firing squad and while since natural causes didn't make your list I'll take firing squad. I'd like to enjoy my last moments unrestrained with an illusion of freedom.

What about you Apoth?

[End Master]

1. I guess a large deep dish pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a large bottle of Pepsi. I guess I'd have a couple of those Reeses cups as well.

No real reason for picking this stuff other than I like them.

2. Firing Squad. I probably shot someone, or more likely a bunch of people to get sent to death row in the first place, so I might as well get killed the same way.

Never understood why, in a country with tons of guns why we don't carry out more executions this way (Do we even still use it?). Seems way more efficient and less costly than things like lethal injection or the electric chair which require equipment and prepping. Even hanging requires a skilled hangman and a suitable platform. (Unless you're just going to go for the old fashioned "lynching" with a simple rope around a tree)

You don't even need a squad, one bullet to the back of the head should do the trick.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

1. A big plate of hot wings with some blue cheese dressing and some celery sticks. A thick ribeye, some mashed potatos smothered in gravy, some corn on the cob with lots and lots of butter. They probably wouldn't give me any champagne or beer so I'd probably go with some cranberry sierra mist. For dessert probably a hot fudge sundae.

2. Firing squad seems like the best way to go. Lethal injection is a little creppy, especially being strapped to that chair. If the hanging was done right, that method might not be too bad.

[End Master]

I'd have to say the worst execution method we still use in the US would be death by the gas chamber. There is no way to get a "quick death" from it.

It's also dangerous to the people that have to clean the chamber afterwards due to the fact that you get remnants of toxic gas still lingering around.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

We could always do it the old fashioned way. Back in the olden days, you see, nobody got a "death sentence". They just worked you to death in a slave camp! It was actually a pretty functional system.

I think they still use it in North Korea and Cambodia. Charming countires.

[apotheosis]

1- If alcohol was allowed, I'd basically have them bring an entire bar into jail cell and I'd try to get the job done before they could. If it was not, as it usually is not, and I settled for food, I'd have the following:

-Clams Casino (steamers with the clam inside wrapped in bacon)
-Shrimp and extra spicy cocktail sauce
-Lobster claw meat
-Sushi, assorted
-Fillet Mignon
-Dark Chocolate Truffles
-Gourmet Coffee with a small amount of heavy cream, cocoa powder, sugar
-Spaghetti with meat sauce including sausage and beef
-A salad with fresh vegetables of all variety topped with a peppercorn Parmesan Italian dressing

If I threw up, I'd keep eating.

2- Firing Squad, because its bad ass.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know, I might go for some filet mignon. But as much as I like sushi and seafood, I don't think that's what I'd want as my last meal.

I guess I just don't have refined tastes, but regular old comfort food does me good. Mmmmm.....hot wings.....

I guess we're all agreed on the death by firing squad, though. It's definitely cooler, manlier, sexier, quicker...

I like it. I'm sure I'd still piss myself, but I like it.

[Ryan_DuBois]

1) I'd go with thin slices of salted turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing and gravy, sweet corn and gravy, rolls and gravy, fried morel mushrooms and gravy, and deviled eggs. For a drink, I'd have either an iced tea or a Mocha Frappe from McDonald's. I think I'd take the Frappe. For desert, I'd have another Frappe and some of that Reese's Peanut Butter Pie stuff that you can make in like fifteen minutes.

2) I think I'd choose the firing squad too, since it just seems like you'd have the best chance of escaping (and I'd be trying to escape to for sure). Actually, I'd probably choose the firing squad anyway... all the other executions seem pretty... I don't know. I'd want the bullet.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Hahaha! You're not getting away, Ryan.

But the image of you trying to make a run for it is slightly humorous.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Well, obviously not.

But it would be kind of pointless not to try, wouldn't it? Unless you really felt like you deserved to die; then maybe you would accept your execution.

[End Master]

Of course you could just take out the prison/waiting period by shooting it out with the cops before they get a chance to arrest you in the first place.

[wolfen44]

Yep nothing like pulling a toy gun out of you pocket and that one new rookie with the trigger happy finger standing there like a retarted pansy not even able to hold the gun steady because his hands are shaking too much... then BLAM right in the crotch you go down top heavy an sit there in a pool of your own piss and blood.

Also

1.4 double cheese burgers, a deep dish pepperoni pizza, a all you can eat lobster buffet and a large bottle of whiskey to wash it down

2.My main picks for death are firing squad, then a break for freedom where im shot down by a tower sniper, and last I'd like to fry in the chair.

[Usoki]

Y'know... firing squads traditionally have an entire set of guns, all of which have empty shots...except for the one that is real. They don't tell the squad which gun has the real ammo. They just hand out the guns, so each guy in the squad can pretend his shot was one of the fake ones. Easy on the conscious, is the reasoning.

I don't want a firing squad. I just want one guy with a gun. I want that fucker to have full guilt over killing me. I want him living the rest of his days seeing my pleading face staring back at him every time he tries to have a sound night's rest.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Amen.

*This post has to be longer than "Amen.", hence this line.*