Door fuckery

[MikaelL]

Ok, that little thing in your door. You look trough it and you see whoever's on the other side. What do you call it? I looked it up on google and I find "door viewer". Seriously, "door viewer"? That sounds stupid. You can't pronounce it without sounding dumb. In finnish it's directly translated to "door eye". Door viewer. What the fuck?

[Ryan_DuBois]

And here I thought we couldn't get any more random.

How does "peep-hole" sound?

I know it sounds a little like something you'd install in your bathroom wall for watching women shower, but I'm pretty sure that's what I've always called it.

[EDIT]

I did some research. I guess technically it's called a "peephole" (without the hyphen).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peephole

[The_Writer]

laziness is the answer

Your problem is very easily fixed by following my time tested method. Make sure you are fully reclined on your couch or in your favorite easy chair, wait for the knock, and then loudly and firmly yell "WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!" There you have it now there will be no need of a peephole