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[Locke]

Apparently I can't delete this, presumably because it's the first/only message in the thread. So I guess I will just leave it. Anyway, thanks Sev.

[Ryan_DuBois]

So...

*Cautiously peers out from bomb shelter*

It's finally over?

[mizal]

I don't know guys I still see LadyX lurking around the 'currently active users' list...you sure it's safe to be out here?

*peers around nervously*

I think I may just go hide out in the Announcement forum for awhile longer, at least until the water chip breaks...

[Ryan_DuBois]

I love how Sev didn't actually ban it. Makes it more suspenseful -- kinda like LadyXAdmin is a witch that we've managed to lock in a cage and now she's just (eerily) standing there waiting for an opportunity to get back out.

Something like that.

Kinda scary.

[End Master]

Weird, in its profile it says "banned" under the name, but it's still able to lurk.

I see the scenario like this:

This Eldritch Horror was tapping on a weak point in the magical barrier that was keeping it from the mortal realm. Locke decided it would be fun to taunt the thing which enraged it enough to break through the barrier.

This of course caused everyone to go running to an underground bunker where we were all a little more talkative than usual because well we weren't as spread out in the "world" anymore and there wasn't anything else to do down there.

Meanwhile the thing was destroying everything and anything its path on the surface. DEP went out for awhile to fight it, but his BB Gun was not a suitable weapon and Mizal had to drag him back to the bunker.

Locke, realizing this might all be his fault, managed to meditate and with his mind contact Grand Warlock Sev (who spends all his time in another dimension) who came back, said a few incantations, banished the thing behind the barrier and resealed it.

Everyone left the bunker and there was much rejoicing.

Of course not learning his lesson, Locke went right back to standing on the other side of the barrier to taunt the thing again.

[mizal]

^^^this needs to be given a properly epic treatment....I think we've found the theme for next year's comp.


Hi LadyX are you reading this?

BOY I SURE DO FEEL LIKE SOME CIGARETTES OR MAYBE VITAMINS, TOO BAD THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO RECOMMEND A PLACE WHERE I MIGHT PURCHASE THEM AT LOW LOW PRICES

ahahaha fuck you you fucking ad-whore how does that feel

[Ryan_DuBois]

ahahaha fuck you you fucking ad-whore how does that feel

So good to see newcomers finally getting the hang of Infinite-Story.

[Crunchyfrog]

lol

Well, it's trying so hard... I see it online now... hehehehehe!

[Locke]

Great stuff, End. If you look at its profile, it keeps trying to post every few minutes. Hopefully the wards don't fail us; I think we've got a new permanent member. Worst one yet.

EDIT: Maybe it has to log out for the ban to take effect. Since it is constantly active, I have no idea how long that will be.

[Ryan_DuBois]

It just created a clone of itself...

[Locke]

I saw several of them on a little while ago; one or the other of them sent me an ad by PM. I might have to reverse my earlier opinion. Despite the nonsense garbage language, sheer persistence probably it gets a few sales, assuming anything it links to is legitimate.

[Ryan_DuBois]

Jesus, it sent me two! I think the links are pretty interesting, too:

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It looks like it's starting to pick up on our names, and it has even started to speak a little bit of our foul Infinite-Story lingo. I found it extremely amusing that the second message had an angry face emoticon to go with it, too.



This thing is pissed.

Little disappointed it didn't include my name in the link, though -- after all, I was the one receiving the PM!

[EDIT]

I'm impressed that it actually abbreviated DEP's name -- it must have got that from our posts somehow, right?

[End Master]

I got the weak shit bitch one with the angry face. Didn't open it though, I just deleted it.

Maybe the bot singled out DEP, Locke and Mizal's names because they've directly made a few insulting posts about it?

[Locke]

Interestingly, I "don't have permission" to view the newest one's profile. Have only seen one LadyX on tonight, though.

[Crunchyfrog]

I also got sent two PMs same as above.