A Fond Farewell

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You know, I'm a drunk fucking idiot. Newsflash. But at least I'm amusing in small doses.

You fucking people think you know me but you have no fucking grasp.

This shit with threadkiller is too much. DEP, if you seriously wanna see me up close and personal we can do it, buddy.

Otherwise, though I'm sure no one cares, I'm saying buh bye.

Ill see you all in Hell. I got what I wanted from this site. Thank you, sev.

[End Master]

Okay wait, so did Threadkiller really link to child porn in one of his links? (No, I am not checking!)

I was under the impression from playa who stumbled on to it (And used it on Omegle), that it wasn't real, that it was lolicon or something similar. Not that Loli makes it better, but it does make a big difference.

[donteatpoop]

Sounds like a win for Threadkiller.

Still though, I love you chubby. I havent seen the link in question or it would obviously be deleted. For legal purposes.

If anyone has evidence that Threadkiller has in fact posted kiddie porn, let me know. That's banning material right there.

[Playa988]

Nope, my bad for the confusion. Imagefap posted a photo which claimed that the FBI had you're IP address for child pornography but it was just a hoax to scare people away from posting illegal content.

[Vesnic]

Ugh, tonight I actually ate food for dinner instead of dirt. Blechh! Stuff is totally overrated. I'm feeling nauseous now, a feeling compounded by reading this thread. Don't leave us Chubby. We'll lose all our street cred without you. We'll also lose our free pass to PBS Kids where we were planning a real heist for the ages. Teletubbies are communal creatures; they live best in packs, not as lone wolves, er, lone Laa-Laa's. It's just not the way of the whole nature thing.

Take a chill pill, man. I'm sure you've got chill pills somewhere in your stash. They're blue, with a big letter "C", and they emit a frosty vapor which instantly cools you down upon inhalation. They're great after fearsome water polo matches and fits-n'-starts flame wars.

I'm actually still pretty confused about exactly what happened here. My impression is that the link Threadkiller posted, while pretending to be kiddie porn, in fact was not. That's still in dreadful taste, but what else would you expect from Mistah T-Killah? It does make all the legal difference, and should make a lot of personal difference, that it was not in fact the real thing. The only detail I'm a bitty iffy on is that whole linking to a site which used to be k-porn but has since been shut down. I'm pretty sure that's a bad idea, and I'm pretty sure you can still get in legitimate trouble for that, as we have so thoroughly hashed out over the last few hours and days.

Please don't go, ChubChub. I was sort of under the impression you'd found a reason or two to stick around.

[Playa988]

Let me clear it up a little more.

Newfags and unfortunately some oldfags alike get constantly trolled by being told to search for "lolitas" and then proceed to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING in fear of getting arrested.

It's not actually CP, it's a hoax that's supposed to scare people into deleting everything on their hard drive that was created by some troll.

[Vesnic]

So you're saying nothing at all was a valid link, either past or present? I thought someone had mentioned a link to a site which had been shut down, but which had once been the real thing.

[End Master]

So basically Chubby jumped the gun a bit. He'll probably calm down and come back.

Well at any rate, we've all shown today that we frown upon and draw the line at child porn.

Evil does have standards!

[Playa988]

"So you're saying nothing at all was a valid link, either past or present? I thought someone had mentioned a link to a site which had been shut down, but which had once been the real thing. "

I can't quote for some reason but it was never a valid link. I got confused and thought it used to be a valid link to CP that had gotten shut down but in reality it was a picture claiming that it used to be a valid link and the FBI had your IP address.

So basically, it was a hoax that was meant to fuck with people that I fell for.

[Vesnic]

So basically, it was a hoax that was meant to fuck with people that I fell for.

Oh okay, I see. Thanks for clearing that up, Playa.

I think Chubby is probably drying out right now. He should be back tomorrow or the next day to tell you all what a bunch of faggy little twats you are and... suntin' suntin'.

[End Master]

Speaking of trolling, I remember that time Ves and Katie got a hold of some fake phone number that girls use to give to some guy they don't want to give their real numbers to. When the guy calls it up it calls them a loser and bunch of other things.

You both made up a fake argument where Katie posted your "phone number"

You dragged me into helping, because the original target was MRH, but since he was probably busy jerking it to tranny porn that night and never showed up, you snared Chubby instead who happened to be drunk online and decided to call the number.

Then he called you both crazy hoes afterwards. Lol.

[Vesnic]

Haha! Yeah. Good times, man. Men are so enraptured by the notion of a catfight, they'll fall for it every time.

I did actually apologize to the Chubster about it afterwards because I thought maybe just maybe it was slightly malicious, but he thought it was a good laugh. I guess when you're "amongst friends" and there's an understanding that a little bit of rambunctiousness could happen at any time, things tend to work out okay.

Though of course this current situation stands in complete diametric opposition. Yin and yang and yadda yadda.

The alchemical solution boils down to two primary ingredients:

1.) Trust
2.) Blood Alcohol Concentration

[ChubbyTeletubby]

First of all, I was sober.

Second of all, the Source has a white owner.

Third,

I WAS JUST KIDDING, GUYS!!!!!!!

Can't you guys take a joke???


I was joking!!! I'm a joker. I make jokes!!

(I was only high on pcp - but that doesn't count)

But, uh. Ya. Child porn. Even fake links...not cool.

Silly guys. I'm not even a real person. Haven't you figured that out yet? I tell you fuckers to take notes, but nobody does.

When the mothership from corprinia comes, all of this is gonna be on the final exam. You need to start taking me more serious......

So you know when I'm joking.

Also, let's just call a spade a spade. Threadkiller is a drunk red mustached bastard from ohio who needs to either take on the handle of "donteatpoop" or drop it.

Once in a blue moon I do the oldmanhiggins shit, but that's entirely different.

I don't find the threadkiller shit to be funny or clever. It succeeds. Yes. It does. Destruction is such a base, facil act.

Creation is the challenge. Destruction IS fun. But its better when you're doing it to someones car. Or like, sneaking up on someone.....jumping out of the shadows with a hammer. And watching that look in their eyes that money can't buy.

That's why I tend to call you all a bunch of pussies. I'm no tough guy. But I do walk the walk. I don't have to "troll". Some people call what id do here trolling (ahem! Dragavan) but what id do here is hardly trolling.

This is shit that is going to be on the final exam. Again, take notes.

This post is rife with grammatical errors, I'm sure. But I'm doing this on my phone.

I will tone it down a little. I've been....a little.......overwhelmed lately. Its weird when you start breaking the only rule you ever had, which was to open my heart to anyone.

Now I'm just another sniveling fucktard.

You know its bad when you start relating to all the songs on the radio.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Sorry, dep. You could probably take me in a fair fight. I fight dirty though.

And....no, that's all.

[End Master]

Well I for one believe that ALL of you are interesting unique little snowflakes each with your own strengths and talents!

Kittens for all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA

[ChubbyTeletubby]

What the fuck, end?

We're all losing street cred now.




I swear.



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