For some reason

[End Master]

I felt a great urge to write this and I’m not exactly sure why…

The water is always blacker
Under the ocean deep
Cthulhu is down there dreaming
In his death like sleep

The Ancient Ones are calling you
To the sunken nightmare city
The Elder Things surround you
And they will have no pity

Insanity!
Insanity!

Madness is lovely
Beauty is ugly
Take it from me!

Become a Deep One here today
And make the humans slave away
While we are prayin’
To Dagon’s reignin’
Insanity!

Now the stars are in alignment
Time to start the ritual
The sacrifice needs refinement
Need virgin blood for the bowl
But sacrifices are lucky
Worse is for those who survive
For when the gates are open
The rest will be eaten live

Insanity!
Insanity!

None can oppose us
Die or just join us
Souls are tasty!

Better get used to human flesh
I hear that infants are the best
We got no morals
No conscience quarrels
Insanity!
Insanity!

Since life is weak here
We got to eat here
Naturally!

Even the Shoggoth an’ the Gug
They get the urge an’ start to hug
We are united
Nothing can fight it
Insanity!

(Musical interlude by Azathoth’s drum and flute playing abominations and unearthly chanting)

Insanity!
Insanity!

When the Mi-go
Deal the final blow
It fills me with glee!
We’ll read the Necronomicon
Until humanity is gone
Each little Nightgaunt
Know how to dream haunt
Insanity!
Each little Moon Beast
Knows how to blood feast
Insanity!

Each little Dhole here
Makin’ a hole here
That’s why it’s blissful
Makin’ life dismal
While we’re in luck here
You’re really fucked here
Insanity!

[dreamshell]

Perhaps Cthulhu is waking and your artistic sensitivities are tuning to it... better watch out or you might lose your mind.

Fun Mythos poem, End. I especially appreciate the Dreamlands creatures referenced.

[mizal]

I didn't realize the tune it was supposed to be set to until the last two stanzas there. Made the re-read...interesting, once I did, though.

I always knew there was something untrustworthy about that damn Jamaican crab. The part where he could talk should have been the first clue...

[BatCountry]

This is fucking awesome. Props End. Do one to "Colors of the wind" or "Be our guest" next. I want a dark, demonic Disney symphony.

[End Master]

I actually did a "Be our guest" parody before.

http://forums.infinite-story.com/sho...p?t=19&page=13

(It's right after Ves posted the hidden dick castle from Little Mermaid)

Didn't even know the other song you mentioned until I looked it up. As I've mentioned before I'm not really a Disney person, but Katie is and still actively listens to a lot of the songs, so I guess when the Old Ones called to me to write that night, they found it more insanity inducing to put it in my mind in the form of a Disney ditty.

Surprisingly when I did a search for a Little Mermaid/Cthulhu crossover just to make sure I wasn't being too unoriginal, I didn't find all that much let alone an Under the Sea parody. Seems like those two would be a natural fit for someone to make something twisted out of. (Maybe its too obvious or something I guess.)

[dreamshell]

*Now imagining the prince as Obed Marsh, Ariel as his mysterious second wife (and an implicit Deep One) and King Triton as Father Dagon*

[Vesnic]

Let's not forget End's fondness for Beauty and the Beast, as indicated here. I just think he'd better be careful, doing all those Disney parodies, Uncle Walt might come out of the grave and sodomize him with King Triton's trident. Or maybe just a dinglehopper.

But seriously, End, stop pretending like you're not a hardcore Disney fan.

And you're not the first wannabe ghetto guy I've known with this strange proclivity. Once I was visiting a friend in her aunt's scary South Bronx apartment where there was no toilet seat, but twelve locks on the door. My friend's older cousin, about 30 at the time, still lived at home with his mommy (yeah, I know, stereotype blah blah blah) but the real kicker was the entertainment center in his bedroom stuffed with pristine VHS copies of every Disney movie ever made. He wouldn't let his adult cousin so much as lay a finger on any of them, although he did invite me in for a little Scuttle n' Snuggle.

It's ok, End, really. There are worse things you could love than that brief period of middle-brow bliss known as the Disney Renaissance.

[mizal]

Surprisingly when I did a search for a Little Mermaid/Cthulhu crossover just to make sure I wasn't being too unoriginal, I didn't find all that much let alone an Under the Sea parody. Seems like those two would be a natural fit for someone to make something twisted out of. (Maybe its too obvious or something I guess.)

Looks like we found our prompt for the next IWT (next year sometime when this one is finally done)