Welcome to the Rhineland
We've got krauts and beer
Everything'll make you fart, honey
Or maybe just turn you queer
It's the only place in Germany to find a fresh veggie
If you got the money honey, go pay your cable fee
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
Bureaucrats'll bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I wanna watch them bleed!
Welcome to the Rhineland
We take it day by day
If you don't register your house, they'll bleed you all the way
Even if you're a sexy girl who is trying hard to please
A thousand surf sticks in town, but the net's nowhere to be seen
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
See my, my, my case of spleen
Ooh, I'm gonna fuckin' scream!
Welcome to the Rhineland
It gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal like the Turks in the alleyway
If you hunger for civilization, you should consider emigration
Just eat your fucking doner and go home before I get impatient
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
Don't you shed no little tuh tuh tear tear
We're drowning in dirt cheap beer!
We've got krauts and beer
Everything'll make you fart, honey
Or maybe just turn you queer
It's the only place in Germany to find a fresh veggie
If you got the money honey, go pay your cable fee
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
Bureaucrats'll bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I wanna watch them bleed!
Welcome to the Rhineland
We take it day by day
If you don't register your house, they'll bleed you all the way
Even if you're a sexy girl who is trying hard to please
A thousand surf sticks in town, but the net's nowhere to be seen
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
See my, my, my case of spleen
Ooh, I'm gonna fuckin' scream!
Welcome to the Rhineland
It gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal like the Turks in the alleyway
If you hunger for civilization, you should consider emigration
Just eat your fucking doner and go home before I get impatient
In the Rhineland, welcome to the Rhineland
Don't you shed no little tuh tuh tear tear
We're drowning in dirt cheap beer!
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