Can someone help me?

[Leblanc4prez]

Kill them now! I must bathe in the blood of all Spam merchandisers! for more such rants visit me on *Sudenly gagged* MRGGHHGR!!

[Usoki]

Pssh. Fredika and Upikasha are the same person, taking a more personalized approach to spammy site advertisement.

[Leblanc4prez]

If you want help with removing a brain-slug, Killing a Hypno-Toad or writing insane disjointed, retarede stories, I CAN HELP!

[donteatpoop]

Hey new person; if you legitimately need help with writing something you will need to post some details so that we can help. The vagueness of your initial request is what lead to the insanity of the responses you've recieved so far.

So post some details and we'll see where we can help, short of writing it for you of course. Assuming you ever log in, that is...

[Vesnic]

Dudes, what's going on? Someone tells me I got into a fight with Chubby last night. It's news to me.

And, new person, you can tell from looking at the work on the main site that the focus here is the choose-your-own-adventure format. Within that constraint, you can do pretty much anything. Learn from example. Check out a genre that interests you, or look at some of the most popular or highest-rated stories. I think you will find therein the answers to lots of questions you probably have. If, after perusing things thoroughly and maybe doing some of your own work, you still have a specific question, then we might be able to help you.

[apotheosis]

As you can see by the various responses, no, nobody can help you in any meaningful way.

But please, feel free to explore, we encourage such experimental behavior around here. Welcome to the site!

*Goes back on vacation*

Sad but true.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

It aint hard.

I'm killing ol evil eye...

[End Master]

Can someone help me?

As you can see by the various responses, no, nobody can help you in any meaningful way.

But please, feel free to explore, we encourage such experimental behavior around here. Welcome to the site!

*Goes back on vacation*

[ChubbyTeletubby]

*Bows gracefully*

I aim to please, m'lady.

[Vesnic]

Cut the shit, Chubby.

You're always telling people to chill out, yet you yourself get backed up when someone has the audacity to react to your constant verbal diarrhea. You seem to think you have a carte blanche to say whatever, whenever, and it's all just cute and funny. Yet I'm the one with a thin skin when I don't find it cute and funny? That's bullshit.

Your comment about my boyfriend was annoying because it showed you obviously hadn't read what I wrote. It didn't even make sense as a joke. You just have this way of steamrolling what people say to make way for your own showmanship. Bravo, my friend, fucking bravo!

[apotheosis]

Ignoring the insanity of the other posts, just make a thread and throw up some of your literary works. Expect critique, some good, some bad, most irrelevant, but overall it will be a growing experience. I also suggest you try making a story on the main site with a minimum of 20 rooms. If you already have or if you do, post a link.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

Help you with what, exactly? Climbing mountains and valleys? I'd suggest a sturdy set of hiking poles and maybe Some Gore-Tex apparel. My ex-boyfriend swore by his Gore-Tex hiking shoes. Then he strung himself up from a tree, maybe with his GORE-TEX shoelaces. But we probably don't live near you, so I'd suggest your closest sporting goods store. That'll do 'er.

Gore-tex, huh?

*takes some notes*

It's good to have options. Lots of options...

EDIT: Sorry for your loss, Ves. But if you are going to present personal matters in a tongue-in-cheek style then you have no right to be upset. It's not MY responsibility to decipher your intentions on a post to post basis.

[ChubbyTeletubby]

You really are getting stupid in your old age. Are you illiterate or something? If you'd read my post, you'd have seen that I said it was my ex-boyfriend, and that he's dead now. Have you ever had someone close to you commit suicide? I make jokes about it because it's all that's left to do. We're all just kidding, right?

And you, Upittykasha, it's not appropriate to pimp out your site on our site. We don't even know you yet. Keep it up and you'll get your ass banned real fast.

Is it just my impression or is this place really swirling its way down the crapper?

Correction #1: I have always been stupid. Old age has nothing to do with it.

Correction #2: I meant 'doesn't have a boyfriend' in the broadest sense. Implying you never had nor will you ever have a boyfriend. As in 'haha calm the fuck down you hormonal spaz'

And by hormonal spaz I mean 'brilliant young lady'.

So some guy you were involved with offed himself. That sucks. And this is my fault because....?

*crickets chirp*

You know, if you folks can't grow some thicker skin I don't see what the point is. Quit taking things so seriously. If anyone has any honest emotional problems they can PM me and I will provide what emotional support I can.

But anything posted on the forums is fair game. Christ, Ves. I know you're going through a hard time but if you REALLY have something serious you need to rant about just PM me or something.

Otherwise lighten up. Life is cruel. We all know this.

WELCOME TO THE SITE, upikasha!

*goes back to smoking crack*

[Dragavan]

Is it just my impression or is this place really swirling its way down the crapper?

It's you... this place, like all places, goes through cycles. This is the same as several other such cycles I have seen this place go through in my long run hanging out here. Things will go this way a while and either some old members will suddenly start getting real active again and perk things up or a group of new members will join that brings everything back again too... just like the wave of people that you are part of that helped bring things out of a slump the site was in... I don't think these shiny new forums are going to change these cycles, as they weren't caused by the old integrated forums but the people who frequent here.

As for Chubby... he's always been that way and doesn't really mean anything by it. Don't worry, he'll change the posting and replace it with nonsense soon enough.

[Vesnic]

Don't listen to Vesnic. She doesn't have a boyfriend.

You really are getting stupid in your old age. Are you illiterate or something? If you'd read my post, you'd have seen that I said it was my ex-boyfriend, and that he's dead now. Have you ever had someone close to you commit suicide? I make jokes about it because it's all that's left to do. We're all just kidding, right?

And you, Upittykasha, it's not appropriate to pimp out your site on our site. We don't even know you yet. Keep it up and you'll get your ass banned real fast.

Is it just my impression or is this place really swirling its way down the crapper?