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In the efforts of providing "meaningful" (lol) forum discussion here's a bunch of possible storyline beginnings for the Ebay replacement.
Basement Dweller
Look at you. You’re pathetic.
You’re over 18 and still living at home.
You have no job, no skills, and absolutely no future prospects!
But why bother pointing all this out? You know all of this already, but still choose to leech off of Mom’s hard earned money.
You’re a basement dweller.
Worse, you’re an Anime loving basement dweller. Sure you could drop lower, but you’re already just below the tapeworm as far as social scale is concerned. Even Trekkies rank higher.
Right now you’ve just received every anime DVD that you could buy with your mom’s stolen credit card. She’ll probably bitch at you later, but you figure you’ve got at least a week before she sobers up enough to find out. Until then, it’s anime time! Tonight is the night that you start your journey to give yourself totally to anime. If you do, you will be forever chained to it…
However, that doesn’t have to be your fate! There IS still hope for you! Somewhere within you there does exist something human. You COULD resist the anime! Do something else! Anything else!
Think about it. Is what is on those DVDs really going to be any different from what you’ve seen already? Seriously it’s all the same anyway. Bunch of wide eyed pre-pubescent girls dressed in the latest pedowear while sucking on lollipops and effeminate fags who emo whine about how they’re only half human and finding out that their true love is actually their long lost sibling.
I mean as much as we all like watching a bisexual half demon commit anal rape on his 12 year old sister every once in awhile, there comes a time where you just gotta say: “What the fuck am I doing? Half of this shit is inane and stupidly childish, and the other half is really fucked up and twisted. And some of it manages to combine the two halves. Two nukes really weren’t enough for that country. I’m going to do something better with my life.”
So is today that day you sad little freak?
No! I love being a basement dwelling anime fan!
Gee, maybe you’re right.
White Devil Black Heart
“Mmm yeah!” you say as you thrust into your girlfriend who’s currently on all fours like a farm animal.
“Ooooo! That feels so good! Don’t stop!” she moans
You continue to thrust as you grab her big supple tits and rub your hands all over them. She fucking loves it.
You then start thrusting harder while pulling harshly on her silky blonde hair. You then lick the side of her face and speak in her ear.
“What’s my fucking name?”
“Ahhh! Nightshade!”
“And you fucking love me right?”
“Yes! Of course! Oww!”
“SAY IT!”
“You’re hurting me!”
“SAY IT, YOU FUCKING LILLY WHITE BITCH!”
“Uhn! I love you! Please! Don’t stop!”
“Yeah! You like that shit doncha? Take it! Take it ALL!”
You proceed to wreck that ivory bitch’s pussy until she’s fucking exhausted. When you let go of her hair she collapses on the bed sore, but definitely satisfied.
“Hey, you better not go to sleep just yet. You still got some work to do.” You say as you remove your strap on.
Your girlfriend slowly turns around, looks at your crotch and licks her lips.
“Yeah, get over here and lick THESE lips.”
“Of course my ebony queen.” She says submissively and crawls over to you where you shove her face into your luscious black hole.
You feel her tongue doing its work and it feels so good. She eagerly licks and swallows the juices dripping from your wet pussy while you play with your hardened nipples.
God you love this fucking bitch.
When you’re finally satisfied, you pick her head up by the hair and shove your tongue in her mouth to give a passionate goodnight kiss before heading off to work. Afterwards once again she collapses back onto the bed completely spent.
You get off the bed and leave her to her sleep. You’ll be back for more later, but right now you got important business to attend to.
“SNNNNNN Ahhh! Damn that’s some good shit!” you say after doing a line of coke off the table nearby. You need all the energy you can get, because you’re damn sure going to be killing some dumb ass white boys tonight. Maybe some black ones too, if they don’t watch the fuck out.
You are Nightshade. Avenger and defender of the proud Nubian race and the scourge of the soulless white race. The MAN has been trying to kill you for years, but while you’re always outnumbered you’re never outgunned.
The question is where are you going to strike at the white devils tonight?
Head to the boonies and shoot some rednecks
Head to the high class district and kill some rich white folks
The Doctor and the Drifter
“Hah! Won again! Pay up motherfuckers!” Mel shouted triumphantly slamming his cards on the table.
“Shit! Hugo, you dang fool! I told ya to not be so fuckin’ obvious!” Jed scolded his brother who just grunted apologetically.
“Y’all are lucky you’re so incompetent that you can’t even fucking beat me while cheating. Any other people trying to cheat like that would get dealt with real quick!”
“Yeah well you cleaned us out again Mel. We gotta go. We got some business to take care of tonight.”
Jed and Hugo got up from the table as Mel collected his money.
“Yeah, Tina will probably be home soon anyway. Even though she’ll probably be more willin’ the bedroom tonight thanks to my winnings, I still don’t feel like hearing her typical bitching about me having my loser friends over and drinking all night again. She’d be wrong anyway, since y’all ain’t my friends.”
“Ha ha! Fuck you Mel. I’ll see ya later.” Jed laughed and left with his brother.
When they got back to their own trailer, Jed started giving orders to Hugo as usual.
“Alright, most of the shit’s already in the van, just grab that rope and a couple of those hefty trash bags and we can get goin’. Hell, we need some money after losin’ it all to Mel tonight. What? Kill ‘im? Hugo, we went over this before. Ya don’t shit where ya eat! Probably explains why dad wiped your face in it when you were two. Not that it helped. You never did learn that lesson. ‘Sides I like Mel, he’s a good ol’ boy. If him and Tina ever split up though, we will be snatching that hot little piece up and raping the shit outta her. Woowee! What I could do with that ass!”
Jed and Hugo loaded up the van and double checked their equipment for tonight’s venture. When Jed was satisfied, he started up the van and Hugo turned on the radio.
“Yeah, nothing like a little Johnny Cash to get me in the mood, I’ll tell ya what. Now look here, we’re gonna get us a couple of dem whores tonight. Nothing fancy.” Jed said driving into the city.
“Christ this place is a fucking shithole. I remember when this city used to be thriving. Just gets deader everyday. Kinda like its citizens! Ha hah! Okay, Hugo we’re coming up to some nice ones. Turn on that fuckin’ charm.”
While Jed and Hugo proceeded to carry out their dark deeds, two others were involved in dark deeds of their own.
The Doctor
The Drifter
Basement Dweller
Look at you. You’re pathetic.
You’re over 18 and still living at home.
You have no job, no skills, and absolutely no future prospects!
But why bother pointing all this out? You know all of this already, but still choose to leech off of Mom’s hard earned money.
You’re a basement dweller.
Worse, you’re an Anime loving basement dweller. Sure you could drop lower, but you’re already just below the tapeworm as far as social scale is concerned. Even Trekkies rank higher.
Right now you’ve just received every anime DVD that you could buy with your mom’s stolen credit card. She’ll probably bitch at you later, but you figure you’ve got at least a week before she sobers up enough to find out. Until then, it’s anime time! Tonight is the night that you start your journey to give yourself totally to anime. If you do, you will be forever chained to it…
However, that doesn’t have to be your fate! There IS still hope for you! Somewhere within you there does exist something human. You COULD resist the anime! Do something else! Anything else!
Think about it. Is what is on those DVDs really going to be any different from what you’ve seen already? Seriously it’s all the same anyway. Bunch of wide eyed pre-pubescent girls dressed in the latest pedowear while sucking on lollipops and effeminate fags who emo whine about how they’re only half human and finding out that their true love is actually their long lost sibling.
I mean as much as we all like watching a bisexual half demon commit anal rape on his 12 year old sister every once in awhile, there comes a time where you just gotta say: “What the fuck am I doing? Half of this shit is inane and stupidly childish, and the other half is really fucked up and twisted. And some of it manages to combine the two halves. Two nukes really weren’t enough for that country. I’m going to do something better with my life.”
So is today that day you sad little freak?
No! I love being a basement dwelling anime fan!
Gee, maybe you’re right.
White Devil Black Heart
“Mmm yeah!” you say as you thrust into your girlfriend who’s currently on all fours like a farm animal.
“Ooooo! That feels so good! Don’t stop!” she moans
You continue to thrust as you grab her big supple tits and rub your hands all over them. She fucking loves it.
You then start thrusting harder while pulling harshly on her silky blonde hair. You then lick the side of her face and speak in her ear.
“What’s my fucking name?”
“Ahhh! Nightshade!”
“And you fucking love me right?”
“Yes! Of course! Oww!”
“SAY IT!”
“You’re hurting me!”
“SAY IT, YOU FUCKING LILLY WHITE BITCH!”
“Uhn! I love you! Please! Don’t stop!”
“Yeah! You like that shit doncha? Take it! Take it ALL!”
You proceed to wreck that ivory bitch’s pussy until she’s fucking exhausted. When you let go of her hair she collapses on the bed sore, but definitely satisfied.
“Hey, you better not go to sleep just yet. You still got some work to do.” You say as you remove your strap on.
Your girlfriend slowly turns around, looks at your crotch and licks her lips.
“Yeah, get over here and lick THESE lips.”
“Of course my ebony queen.” She says submissively and crawls over to you where you shove her face into your luscious black hole.
You feel her tongue doing its work and it feels so good. She eagerly licks and swallows the juices dripping from your wet pussy while you play with your hardened nipples.
God you love this fucking bitch.
When you’re finally satisfied, you pick her head up by the hair and shove your tongue in her mouth to give a passionate goodnight kiss before heading off to work. Afterwards once again she collapses back onto the bed completely spent.
You get off the bed and leave her to her sleep. You’ll be back for more later, but right now you got important business to attend to.
“SNNNNNN Ahhh! Damn that’s some good shit!” you say after doing a line of coke off the table nearby. You need all the energy you can get, because you’re damn sure going to be killing some dumb ass white boys tonight. Maybe some black ones too, if they don’t watch the fuck out.
You are Nightshade. Avenger and defender of the proud Nubian race and the scourge of the soulless white race. The MAN has been trying to kill you for years, but while you’re always outnumbered you’re never outgunned.
The question is where are you going to strike at the white devils tonight?
Head to the boonies and shoot some rednecks
Head to the high class district and kill some rich white folks
The Doctor and the Drifter
“Hah! Won again! Pay up motherfuckers!” Mel shouted triumphantly slamming his cards on the table.
“Shit! Hugo, you dang fool! I told ya to not be so fuckin’ obvious!” Jed scolded his brother who just grunted apologetically.
“Y’all are lucky you’re so incompetent that you can’t even fucking beat me while cheating. Any other people trying to cheat like that would get dealt with real quick!”
“Yeah well you cleaned us out again Mel. We gotta go. We got some business to take care of tonight.”
Jed and Hugo got up from the table as Mel collected his money.
“Yeah, Tina will probably be home soon anyway. Even though she’ll probably be more willin’ the bedroom tonight thanks to my winnings, I still don’t feel like hearing her typical bitching about me having my loser friends over and drinking all night again. She’d be wrong anyway, since y’all ain’t my friends.”
“Ha ha! Fuck you Mel. I’ll see ya later.” Jed laughed and left with his brother.
When they got back to their own trailer, Jed started giving orders to Hugo as usual.
“Alright, most of the shit’s already in the van, just grab that rope and a couple of those hefty trash bags and we can get goin’. Hell, we need some money after losin’ it all to Mel tonight. What? Kill ‘im? Hugo, we went over this before. Ya don’t shit where ya eat! Probably explains why dad wiped your face in it when you were two. Not that it helped. You never did learn that lesson. ‘Sides I like Mel, he’s a good ol’ boy. If him and Tina ever split up though, we will be snatching that hot little piece up and raping the shit outta her. Woowee! What I could do with that ass!”
Jed and Hugo loaded up the van and double checked their equipment for tonight’s venture. When Jed was satisfied, he started up the van and Hugo turned on the radio.
“Yeah, nothing like a little Johnny Cash to get me in the mood, I’ll tell ya what. Now look here, we’re gonna get us a couple of dem whores tonight. Nothing fancy.” Jed said driving into the city.
“Christ this place is a fucking shithole. I remember when this city used to be thriving. Just gets deader everyday. Kinda like its citizens! Ha hah! Okay, Hugo we’re coming up to some nice ones. Turn on that fuckin’ charm.”
While Jed and Hugo proceeded to carry out their dark deeds, two others were involved in dark deeds of their own.
The Doctor
The Drifter
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