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  • #31
    Originally posted by Usoki View Post
    I always get confused between "allegory" and "story with far too much fucking symbolism", personally.
    Me too, Usoki. Allegory is a tricky animal to tame. And I'm slow on the uptake. Sorry, Ves. I'm just not thmart enough.

    EDIT: Oh, and DEP - I love you.

    In a really sick, perverted way. I want to touch your body. All over.
    Last edited by ChubbyTeletubby; 08-09-2008, 07:22 PM.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by ChubbyTeletubby View Post
      I just wish you could throw the pokemon angle in there, somehow.
      Chubby, you're a genius. Poképorn!
      Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
      Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
      And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.

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      • #33
        Hey there, pikachu baby. You're lookin' good enough for a POKE! How about you step into my office and I'll make that happens for you. Huh? You like that?

        Pika! Pika!

        I knew you would.

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        • #34
          Im still doing straight up allegory, that is if I manage to get off my lazy ass and start writing the damn thing. I could fit sex into one of the branches though if I feel like it. *shrugs*

          And I once had to watch Pokeporn as a dare. Ash and Pikachu: Best Friendz Forever.

          He went pika pika when climaxing and shot bolts of electricity.

          It was... pure genius.
          Devils are the bagel's favourite breakfast food!

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          • #35
            Alright, I know what I'm doing now.

            Sex Robot
            The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.

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            • #36
              Why didn't any of the rest of us think of that?

              Well, you'll definitely do better than something drums would do, even if it is well within his famous territory. If drums were here, he'd throw together 20 rooms to get it visible, bitch about some random censorship thing, write a 100 room 'maze', complain that no one will "collaborate" with him, and then try and get sympathy from the forums.

              Which, of course, never ends well. No one should ever expect emotional support from this forum. Ever.

              We are such bastards. It's pretty awesome.

              ...Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. drums is a fuck-wit. I think that effectively sums up anything I have to say.
              Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
              Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
              And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.

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              • #37
                Furry Zombie Child Sex Robots From Outer Space
                Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Usoki View Post
                  We are such bastards. It's pretty awesome.
                  Shut the hell up you fuck-faced fucker.

                  How's THAT for creative writing? Bitches.
                  Last edited by ChubbyTeletubby; 08-12-2008, 10:38 AM.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by ChubbyTeletubby View Post
                    Shut the hell up you fuck-faced fucker.

                    How's THAT for creative writing? Bitches.
                    I'd rate it about a 3. You've done so much more creative things.
                    Dragavan: Dragavan Games - Lootin' Wizards - The Land of Karn - Central U (adult) - Dragavan's Adult Stories

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by End Master View Post
                      Furry Zombie Child Sex Robots From Outer Space
                      I'm kinda missing those Google Ads right about now... God only knows what sort of horrors this conversation would have triggered.
                      Originally posted by Ryan_DuBois
                      Usoki, you're the crankiest asshole we know. Not that it's a bad thing, it just means that you smell funny and are best left hidden in darkness.
                      And it's embarrassing when you make any noise at all.

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                      • #41
                        Probably something like this

                        Erm, you probably shouldn't click on that if you're at work or something...
                        Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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                        • #42
                          pumpkin porn? Wtf is that, I'm too scared to click. . .
                          How we paid such close attention
                          To each sweet and stuttered breath,

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                          • #43
                            It's no worse than what's going on in your parents bedroom.

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                            • #44
                              It's not really as bad as it sounds. It links to a Zombie Sex guide with dirty pictures of zombies and amusing descriptions.

                              The Pumpkin porn part is just someone that carved pumpkins to look like Vaginas & Goatse and then inserting a dildo in them. No human nudity.
                              Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

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                              • #45
                                Oh well now it just sounds boring.
                                And CT, for someone so "apalled" by "mamals" having "sex", you know alot about what goes on between DEP and my mom.
                                How we paid such close attention
                                To each sweet and stuttered breath,

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