Bowm Chicka Bowwwwm Bowwwwm!

[End Master]

And that's time people! Deadline! Let's see what we have here...




Well Xnull's serial rapist looked promising, but unfortunately is not eligible! As I recall he seemed to have that problem last year of taking too long. Stop jerking off before doing it, it really works! Seriously though finish the story, I wouldn't mind reading more of it.

And besides Chubby could Katica Locke have won the rest of us over with hawt steamy man on man love? We may never know because she didn't submit her story either!

Also this year the founder of this infernal contest, DEP bowed out, placing his family above all. While some would call this a nobel and infinitely more worthwhile endeavor than hanging out on some obscure writing forum, around here we mock such behavior and DEP will now be mocked. Mock! Mock! Mock!


So what's that leave us?

The closet faggot, the whore and the asshole who wrote the same story as he did last time except he just changed the names and settings around again!

This is an exciting contest folks! Anyone could win! Well not really anyone, since just three people submitted stories, but you know what I mean!

And remember:

Vote early!

Vote often!

[Vesnic]

You guys are enjoying this entirely too much.

[Usoki]

however did dear Usoki discover this very real and accurate sensation as experienced from the receiver. Is this research at work, and if so, academic or experience based?

Hah, well, as you might have guessed from my error in deep throat judgement, it's not experience based. In fact, nothing in that story is. Except the awkward kiss scene. That one is true.

To create the Anna/Jaik'nob scene, I simply went back to my roots. As early as April 2005, I was writing CYOA style literature on the Internet. Between pass-around stories and the old CYOA books, I thought it'd be amusing to do, and I figured that the Internet, with the ability to link to the different rooms, would be a perfect place to join some collab efforts. All I could find was the BE Addventure. It's all porn, 80% breast enlargement with other random crap thrown in, and it usually doesn't last more than ten rooms before the storyline changes. And there's always at least five blanks per one written choice. I learned a lot from it as an awkward preteen.

I had hoped to write all of the "Porn!" options with similar 'realistic' details, but I don't think they ever came across quite as well as they did in those first two rooms. Probably because the last eighteen rooms were written in a period of eight hours before I had to leave on vacation, returning to a computer well after the deadline had passed. I'm amazed I was able to complete something.